Mostly that new Polka/Electronica/Trance thats really hot right now
Television
Aqua Teen, Family Guy, Maury, Oprah, The First 48, Just so you know I haven't watched MTV or anything similar for ten years. I believe its total garbage
Books
Sometimes a Great Notion, Generation of Swine, A Gun For Hire, Llegamos a creer..., Soul on Ice--oh and I hope Eric Auerbach drowns in a pool of Easy Mac and raccoon skulls.
Heroes
Ken Kesey, Richard Nixon, Natalie Swkarek, Oscar the Grouch, Chris Palko, Lenny Bruce, Anthony Bourdain, and Hunter S Thompson.
Kaspar Hauser's Details
Status:
Single
Body type:
5' 9" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Occupation:
Turd Juggler
Kaspar Hauser's Companies
Via Spiga New York, NY US Account Executive Wholesale
1996-2000
Livity Outernational Topanga, California US Key Accounts Manager Shoes/Outerwear
2005-2006
Atomic Bridgeport, CT US Senior Account Executive Accessories
2002-2005
Domestic Science Bridgeport, CT US Sr. Account Manager Couture
2003-2008
American Apparel Los Angeles, CA US Do they give titles?
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About me: My car came with cruise control, I instantly removed it. I don't need a japanese engineered box to tell me how to relax. I invented cruising and believe i do it just right. I think Big Bird is a cross between Andre the Giant and a school bus, thanks genetic engineering. People say that i'm an asshole, maybe that explains the odor. Who made the flamingo? Its almost like two guys got together and said "gee, I would really like a pink ostrich that looks more like Steve Buscemi" Carmen Electra hates me for stepping on her foot at the Ghost Bar, not so much for the fact that I stepped on her foot but more from my reaction. When she said "Excuse you" I looked down at her midget ass and said "Wow, somebody actually fucks you?" Cankersores are cool, its kind of like your mouth woke up one morning and said "hey, wouldn't it be cool to have a volcano in here?"
I like Campbells Chunky Soup because it already looks like loose stool. So when i buy a can of it i just open the can and dump it in the toilet to avoid the middleman. I don't care how good your imagination is KFC is not chicken. Its engineered with the same attention to detail as Shiite extremists take when planning an attack on Beirut. I like people from Switzerland because they don't fuck with anyone and they denied me a bank account. Rock on Switzerland, we love your cheese on our Italian BMT sandwiches from Subway. I have a few friends that like magic and they show me how they can make a card disappear. So then I "1 Up" them and show them how I make my paycheck disappear. I bought a chin up bar by accident thinking it was a self motivation device. Sometimes i hear, "Hey Pedro, you have nice eyes, wanna hump?" and I say "Listen Kevin, maybe."
THE GIST-I quit using Heroin intravenously hoping that all aspects of my life would come together and I would never again be in the grips of something that controlled every aspect of my life. While I was walking one day I noticed that I had stepped in something squishy and smelly. I looked down, pissed off, and realized that I would never get this off my foot. I had stepped in politics and boy was it messy. Little did I know that the stench would only grow exponentially stronger...forever. I've heard Politics is better than sex, well, I guess it depends on who you ask. I'm sure Zoe Baird wouldn't agree. But who cares, Politics chew up people like her and shit her out in a rest stop outhouse at 3am on some back rural route that it is only taken by serial killers, pedophiles, and unfaithful town council members out for a tryst. Fuck those people
In all seriousness, I live my life by the misunderstood principles of karma and justice. And for me I'm completely at peace with both (and all their tangents) being completely misunderstood by myself. I don't need to know how or why something works to allow it into my life. Acceptance is usually enough. As much i can't figure out the human race I continually remind myself that if someone doesn't fit into my life then that just means that they fit perfectly in someone elses. My strokes of bad luck (which are frequent) are most likely me just having to "payback" for all the stupid shit I've done, or it means that something wonderful is right around the corner. And I wouldn't believe this if it hadn't been proven so many times in my life.
"If the President got on television and said:'I'm considering appointing two or three of the top niggers in the country to my cabinet'-if it was nothing but nigger, nigger, nigger- in six months nigger wouldn't mean any more than good night, god bless you...-when that beautiful day comes, you'll never see another black kid come home from school crying because some motherfucker called him a nigger."--Lenny Bruce (circa 1960)
MOP (one of my favorite groups) on the Sesame St. Mash up
Who I'd like to meet: Lenny Bruce, Kid N Play, Geraldo Rivera, Ruppert Murdock
Screw that! the 2nd option is winner-winner-winner! That is rude and inconsiderate of the friend to be thinking she knows best. who the hell cares what she thinks! its what you two want! screw that, monkies all the way.
you know i am sure ol kev-o IS in there, and i'd play it safe as well. and trouble in paradise? lol, don't worry its going around! i'm sure you're crafty enough to manuever something romantic and apologetic to win her back;) i would ask what you've done but w/ you it could be anything! lol. (jk, kinda).
LOL, you're such a ding dong. i'll use the box of water wisely though, rest assured. i've got some thirsty plants around the house, hehe. but thank you for the sweet comments:) how goes it in your neck of the woods?
This house is full of emptiness My closet's full of dresses That I'll never wear My life is full of people But you're my only friend My best friend
Hope it isn't too late To say “I love you” Hope it isn't too late to say That without you this place looks like london It rains every day I'm only half a body Without your embrace
Let me tell you what? My heart is an unfurnished room Any suggestions? Don't have to tell you more than that Cause no one knows me like you do Without exceptions
You know what's funny? I was so excited about your birthday that I forgot today is also Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving my love! I'm so thankful for having you in my life.
Hi my love, I wanted to be the first one to wish you a Happy Birthday!! I hope you have a wonderful day, filled with family, friends, and lots of happiness....and, delicious cake! (Or, we can wait for the cake until we hang out...then we can bake something amazing together.) I love you.
He really is that vicious..I was petting him one time and he bit my nose and it wouldnt stop bleeding! That wasnt too much fun. =( I think he'd make a great addition to the moose hunting group. Lol.
Hi my love, I pay homage on a daily basis to knowing you. I miss talking with you on the phone. I'm going to call you tonight or over the weekend, so I hope your phone will work. Love, Natalie
by the way CALL ME LATER i've been callign you for three days we need to clear up some more shyte. yep i said it shyte. anyways call me later on at like 8 we can go over it then! ciao
