I was engaged in some uncomfortableness today. I thought of you and fought the urge to make it stop. Then I giggled like a crazy lady. Wish you would have been there to observe!
None of the fanboys think I am real. They haven't had the privilege of being friends with cute spazzy nerd Mary for 10+ years like yourself.
Remember when Dougie said "I think Mary and Ronnie would be great friends. We should introduce them." I believe you said something along the lines of "I don't think that is a very good idea. They will destroy each other or the world."
Ronnie & I were just talking about that last night. We decided (6, 7, 8 years later?)that you were right.
I think I've found a school crappier than UMass. You didn't think it was possible, did you? The only good thing about the place is the fact that I can get a beer and a brat in the caf. Too bad I don't eat meat, huh?
When you come visit me (soon), you won't even recognize me. Turns out you say all the same crap as The Dog Whisperer, except I listen to him. I'm trying a whole new approach with The Too and it involves NO orgasms! None, when the dog is included.
D'oh! I totally forgot to use 'dramatalurgical' in my interview today! I'm sunk, for sure. I hate phone interviews anyway - we all know it's my cleavage that gets me hired!
I thought I saw some WSM 2K7 competitors in Harvard Square on Sunday, but it turns out they were just big fans of the chowda at the Legal Seafoods shanty.
