0kay well, lets see....Ross and Mike lived together and loved Ween. They played a couple of their songs at a party, and people were amused. Then they got serious. Turns out their friend John, the Bald Peen Hammer, really loved Ween, too. So the three of them started playing turbo brown shows at Atomic Burrito. The crowds went nuts. And then came Aaron, and they got a show! A REAL show!! Two million people came to that show and things really took off. They took C-ville by storm. Enter Max. Max really loved Ween, too, and wanted to take part in all of the fun. Peen peened all over Charlottesville. For a brief moment, it seemed like the dream might be over-- Mike was moving away. Peen was very sad. And then they thought "Hey! What about that guy Tucker?! He likes Ween, he plays the guitar, and he"s a generally likeable fellow. Maybe he can join the band and Peen can continue to extol the virtues of the boognish." Tucker was down. So now he's in Peen, too.
4/23 is officially declared " Myspace Friends Day " Hey myspace aliens, friends, and comrades,
April 23rd has been declared " Myspace Friends Day" This new festive celebration will rival the other festive days of April....for example; 4/22 aka " Earth Day " and 4/20 ( and if you don't know the significance of this day...you won't get it ) and we must always remember 4/11 " Information Day" 4/23 will grow to be as big as " Earth Day" one day, but it will never be able to compete with the ever so popular and widely celebrated 4/20...but in all actuality...what day can? Through this declaration; the whole month of April has been designated as " Myspace History Month" and the week of the 23rd declared as " Tom Mypace Freakin' King Week" . Celebrations will held everyday of this week to celebrate this enormous place of space. No day wasted....Myspacer's will revel in it's madness and in it's grandeuer! 4/23 will be a day of great importance...a day to tell your peeps....I love you mang. A day to tell them....that with-out your companionship and friendship...you would be probably be addicted to Sudoku. A day full of ....posted bulletins and crazy-ass 4/23 comments. A day to gather on the internet....and post your asses off. A special day to give thanks to " Tom the Myspace Freakin' King" for all of your friends. Over-all just a day to....show your appreciation....to the people....who read your gay comments and all your lenghty bulletins ( like this one).
WARNING: 4/23 " Myspace Friends Day " should not be confused with 2/29 " My Space Friends Day ". 2/29 takes place every four years and the big celebration takes place in some area in Nevada. On this day... alot of Sci-fiers, Alien Lovers, Space Freaks, Sciencetologist, and NASA Heads celebrate.
Happy 4/23 friends and don't forget to...spread the nonsense! Peace
