Le Percemmon!?
Le Percemmon!? A Percivalian Reflection

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38 years old
Hordlotsoyl, Sandylan
United ArabEmirates



Last Login: 1/13/2008
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    Le Percemmon!?'s Interests
GeneralHumor, Acting, Art, Philosophy, Flag Decals, Large Quantities of Gelatin
MusicClassics: Todd Rundgren, Fleetwood Mac, John Prine. The Now: CAKE, Breaking Benjamin, Kaiser Chiefs, Apocalyptica The Not Yet: The Cleedyn Plixloid Revival, Three Parsecs Down
MoviesAll movies classified as Weird, old horror flicks, Harrold Lloyd films, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs (cheers Ethan), and V For Vendetta.
TelevisionI believe that television is sucking out our creativity and self through a bendy straw, and don't make a habit of watching it. Sorry. I do enjoy History Channel and Colbert Report when the mood moods me, however. Cheer up
BooksFREE PLAY: IMPROVisATIOn in Life and Art, Thich Nhat Hahn, Douglas Adams Books, Shround of the Thwacker, 1984, Crime and Punishment, 10 Reasons Why You Really Shouldn't Have Read This Book
HeroesI loves me some Jesus (D.O.C.)
Name :Kevin Percival
Nickname :"Percival"
Birthdate :A lovely fetus name Loretta.
Birthplace :Hordlotsoyl
Current Location :Edmond
Eye Color :A tad blue
Hair Color :A tad blond
Height :A tad short
Weight :A tad scrawny
Piercings :Borrow me metal detector. You find out.
Tatoos :A tipsy Franciscan in drag
Boyfriend/Girlfriend :Nin
Vehicle :My Little Pickup
Overused Phraze :"Why's there a piano in my fish bowl?"
FAVORITES
Food :Humus
Pub/Disc/Restaurant :McFlannigan's/Frisbees/City Bites
Candy :Yorks (That was British...)
Number :Seven, oh, it is Seven!
Color :Of Bogeys (Oh fey, British)
Animal :Echidnas, nature's freak of nature
Drink :Tea (I keep getting more British)
Body Part on Opposite sex :Yes... wait, what?
Perfume :Don't touch the stuff
TV Show :Colbert Report
Music Album :"Rumours" Fleetwood Mac
Movie :Pulp Fiction (I like feet)
Actor/Actress :Harrold Lloyd
This or That
Pepsi or Coke :Pepsi, ha! I rebel!
McDonalds or BurgerKing :I'm a vegetarian
Chocolate or VanillaVanilla, a blank canvas of Ice Creamitivity
Hot Chocolate or Coffee :Neither: pansy taste buds, pally
Kiss or Hug :Try a combination: a love spork
Dog or Cat :Kitty Kitty Kitty (Ha!). Mine's a schitzo.
Rap or Punk :I haven't evolved to that point
Summer or Winter :Soft snow and summer breezes
Scary Movies or Funny Movies :Night of the Lepus
Love or Money :Love, I'm an artist, damn it. I hold no love for money.
YOUR...
Bedtime :When my body needs peace.
Most Missed Memory :I strive to live in the moment.
Best phyiscal feature :My contorted face.
First Thought Waking Up :One more day on this Earth. Cheers.
Ambition :Art for life's sake.
Best Friends :The one I'm with.
Weakness :Thinking too much.
Fears :Losing who I am.
Longest relationship :Closed file, big nose
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner :No
Ever been beaten up :I strive to avoid such hobbies.
Ever beaten someone up :I'm a pacifist
Ever Shoplifted :No, sir.
Ever Skinny Dipped :That sounds incredible, let's go.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex :Yes
Been Dumped Lately :No, but our relationship did end.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color :I have no favorites.
Favorite Hair Color :Aye me!
Short or Long :Prove not in your looks, but in your spirit.
Height :Ok, tall. But still...
Style :Crazy
Looks or Personality :Personality (But I'm only human)
Hot or CuteBoth positive attributes.
Muscular or Really Skinny :Takes care of herself
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit :All of them, but I'll start in England.
How do you want to Die :In tranquility with my life.
Been to the Mall Lately :No, too much commerce. Not for me.
Get along with your Parents :Their my best buds.
Health Freak :Yes I am.
Do you think your Attractive :Society corrupts perception. Yes. I do.
Believe in Yourself :Oh, yes. Flawed but really trying.
Want to go to College :No
Do you Smoke :No
Do you Drink :No
Shower Daily :Yes, wait. Which day?
Been in Love :Been smit, but not in love.
Do you Sing :Robert Gulay is green with envy
Want to get Married :We'll see.
Do you want Children :Franciscito, Lolita, and Jeff
Age you wanna lose your Virginity :When I am ready.
Hate anyone :I love all mankind. I pity most of mankind.
Music Today: Quiet Riot

     Le Percemmon!?'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hordlotsoyl
Body type:0' 1" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:High school
Occupation:Trout
Income:Less than $30,000



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About me:
Percival: After a humiliating entry into this cruel world with a slap on the ass and a dunk in a sink, Percival entered the world of man. That's all that can really be said of his early childhood. Little Perce disappeared from the public eye at age .0054 with a dramatic exodus from the hospital the day after his birth utilizing a rope made from a bedsheet, used Kleenex, and his own umbilical cord. His where abouts were unknown until his suprising reentry into civilization in 2005 (after 16 years raised by a body painting parapalegic exotic sherpa dancer with a wonderful tenor voice). He went back into the care of his loving birth parents, who had conveniently forgotten about him until that very moment (they had three others, why care?). Even in this brave new non-Tibetan world, The young man carries on his loving (though leg-less) adoptive father's legacy with a love of the stage, a keen eye in the art studio, and really bad dance moves. That kid we were talking about lives now in the village of Hordlotsoyl in the U.A.E. with his turban toting friends, eternally ashamed parents, three hideous siblings and a camel with a fierce foot fetish. He proudly attends the Hordlotoyl Memorial High School, and finds their ugly mascot pirky and invigorating. Being of the Christian faith, Percival strives to love Jesus and Love Like Jesus in his every waking moment, no matter how much it sucks sometimes (Thanks Josh). He breaths in philosophy and Eastern ways of thought as he's found the Western thought to be growing very stale. Percival's life goal and passion is study of emotion and expression of his muse through art, acting and word. After losing a limb in a fierce game of Zaquitabatzitari (or Goat Ball), he had to drop competitive sports. Yet he strives to maintain a healthy lifestyle through running really far and lifting really heavy things (like calabashes and big boulders) every day. This way he maintains his... let's see... 1 cm tall body builder physique... ladies? That would be all. Save the Lemmings.

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Who I'd like to meet:
First, I wish to track down those who came before me. Those that paved the way for me to arrive at this place. Then, I wish to find those who didn't find that last sentence a reflection of the pathetic shadow that is life in this ritzy suburbia, which pushes away the pain and suffering of the world outside these mighty walls which shelter and contain... and slap them until they bleed away their scarlet ignorance. Then, I'll probably go find an English major to decode my prose. What the hell?

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KAYSHIE

KAYSHIE



Jan 5 2008 11:41 PM

hey! long time no talk!! how are you? how is school??
Thomas

Thomas



Dec 28 2007 6:24 PM

holy crap look at these pics this girl put on her page. CRAZY!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1788290
Calm

Calm



Dec 6 2007 3:48 AM

Pollita

Pollita



Nov 25 2007 9:57 AM

Elenore Navarra

Samantha Ripley



Nov 11 2007 3:23 PM

The B Hass

The B Hass



Oct 5 2007 2:16 AM

whoah.... i dunno if your comments box is broken or what, but it says your last comment was in june, so i'll leave you one for october!

you're freakin' amazing, k.p., and i feel so blessed to know you!

-b
the sniper on the roof

the sniper on the roof



Jun 16 2007 4:27 AM

how is it spying if someone looks at your profile. (persons comment below link thing) isn't that what, you know, myspace is for. so you post stuff for people to look at? whatever. kevin you still rock.
cLaire

cLaire



Jun 4 2007 12:14 AM

kevin! how might thy be.. eth?
Bri

Bri Byrkit



May 30 2007 5:28 AM

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Ju's Baby Girl

Ju's Baby Girl



May 3 2007 4:31 AM

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LOUMA

LOUMA



Apr 30 2007 3:31 AM

you're wicked cool
ArE yOu CrAzY!?!?!

ArE yOu CrAzY!?!?!



Apr 17 2007 9:02 PM

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ArE yOu CrAzY!?!?!

ArE yOu CrAzY!?!?!



Apr 17 2007 9:02 PM

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Lauren

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Mar 29 2007 6:25 AM

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Elenore Navarra

Samantha Ripley



Mar 27 2007 3:36 PM

ACK! Where is Sir Kevin on this fair morn?!?
Phil

Phil



Mar 25 2007 1:19 AM

Where's the cream fillin?
Monstarr.

Emily Sanders



Feb 17 2007 8:39 PM

heyyyy... so thanks for the words of wisdom and after a weekend os isolation and meditaion... i actually like myself more lol... thanks again... i am really glad you're my friend and please dont forget me when you're in hollywood : P
~@LLYSON~

~@LLYSON~



Feb 14 2007 11:38 PM

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!
~@LLYSON~
KYLE R

Kyle R



Feb 11 2007 11:29 PM

dude you were good in follies!
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ArE yOu CrAzY!?!?!



Feb 10 2007 8:31 AM

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The B Hass

The B Hass



Jan 21 2007 10:39 PM

WOOT! i'm your first comment in 2007!

i feel special! ... sorta.

hope your week off went well, kev.

be excited for school tomorrow cuz i know i'm not!
Pollita

Pollita



Dec 25 2006 12:59 AM

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~@LLYSON~

~@LLYSON~



Dec 21 2006 1:21 AM

love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is

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SEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU FUKIIN LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU...............

1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN
2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY
3=PPL LIKE YOU
4= PPL LOVE YOU
5= DAMN PPL ADORE YOU
6= YOUR LIKE THE MOST POPULAR KID IN SCHOOL "
Monstarr.

Emily Sanders



Dec 20 2006 3:11 AM

liscense to mock eimly sanders for the rest of her life lies on her picture page...lol
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