He's like, Your car smells like Funyuns. And I'm like, What, my dog? Cause I named my dog Funyuns cause he likes to eat Funyuns all the time. And he's like, I didn't know your dog's name was Funyuns. And I'm like, Yeah, I named my dog Funyuns ...
Female
28 years old
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island
United States
"I took a walk down to the port
Where strangers meet and do consort
All blinkered with desire
And a winter fog moved thickly on
A winter fog moved thickly on
A winter fog moved thickly on
Now, who will be the witness
When the fog's too thick to see
And I saw a friend beside a wall
Her hands were raised in supplication
And her face I could not see at all
And I raised my hands in rage
And brought them down again
And we entered through the eastern door
And I entered through the eastern door
And she entered through the eastern door
Now, who will be the witness
When you're all to blind to see
O yes, yes, yes
And time gets somewhat muddled here
But no matter, no matter
Here come the events all tumbling down
Now, beyond the wall was a great garden
Into which we passed
Me and my friend
And the place was all overgrown with weeds
And behold from its centre there rose a great fountain
The fountain with the healing waters
And we knelt down by the rim
And I dipped my hand in
And she dipped her hand in too
And I said "Are you healed?"
And she said "Well are you healed?"
And I said "Yes, I'm healed"
And she said "Well, yes I'm healed then too"
And I said "Babe, you are a liar"
"Babe, you are a liar"
"Babe, you are a liar, too"
Now, who will be the witness
When you're all to healed to see
And I kissed her once, I kissed her twice
And made my way to leave her
And she raised her hand up to her face
And brought it down again
I said "That gesture, it will haunt me"
"That gesture it will haunt me"
And I left there by the eastern door
She left there by the western door
Now, who will be the witness there
When you're blind and you can't see
Who will be the witness there
When you're all so clean and you cannot see
Who will be the witness there
When your friends are everywhere
Who will be the witness there
And your enemies have ceased to care"
Movies
“You can't buy a bag of peanuts in this town without someone writing a song about you.”
Television
Mr Mousebender: And I thought to myself, "A little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.
Henry Wenslydale: Come again?
Mr Mousebender: I want to buy some cheese.
Henry Wenslydale: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player.
Mr Mousebender: Certainly not. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse.
Henry Wenslydale: Sorry?
Mr Mousebender: [in a silly Northern accent] Ooh, I like a nice dance - you're forced to.
Books
"Human relationships didn't work anyhow. Only the first two weeks had any zing, then the participants lost their interest. Masks dropped away and real people began to appear: cranks, imbeciles, the demented, the vengeful, sadists, killers. Modern society had created its own kind and they feasted on each other. It was a duel to the death...in a cesspool."
Do you suppose we could cowries you out to one of our shows? If you play your cards right…mayhaps we could work in some Funyuns for you!
3.20.09 WBRU Rock Hunt Semi-Finals @ Club Hell 3.22.09 Firehouse No. 13 4.11.09 Firehouse No. 13 4.19.09 Club Hell 5.14.09 Jerky’s w. Drag the River!!!
Would love to come hang out, but it's 200 miles and about 3 hours of driving to do so. Planning to come down again soon though, should be back to work on the film soon as well.
in the dream i had last night, you and i (and a bunch of other people) were arrested in seattle for riding in a city bus that hit someone. then you and i walked ourselves into the back of the police car (my handcuff was only cuffed to one wrist, so i let you in your door), and we treated the police officer like a taxi driver.
i don't know what any of that means (it was seriously my dream last night), but i hope to see you at this show!
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