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Spork
Alternative / Rock / Funk

"Spork: The Perfect Utensil"

COLUMBIA, Maryland
United States

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Last Login:  8/12/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/perfectutensil  

   Spork: General Info
Member Since10/3/2005
Band WebsitePerfectUtensil.com
Band MembersMark Newman: Bass, Vocals
Nate Smith: Guitar, Vocals
Blair St. Amand: Vocals, Keyboards
Adam Schwaninger: Drums, Chicken Noises
Type of LabelNone



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   About Spork
In the immortal words of Solid Pipe Dreams, "Every story has its crisis."*

True enough, every story has hardship. Every story has its moments when all hope is lost, and the heroes are surely vanquished. And these elements are what make the greatest stories. These are what turn stories into epics.

For Spork, their epic is truly just beginning. Hardship seems to be their middle name. At one point during a practice session not more than 20 minutes old, Mark's G-string broke (not that one perverts).

But luckily, G-strings can be mended. The band now has an arsenal of over 25 original songs and counting. They have fans in cities from Odenton to just south of Silver Spring. And when they finally do hit that stage for the first time, they are likely to be one of the sweatiest groups around.

But most of all, Spork is out to prove once and for all, that a band can truly be about the music...even if they hardly ever play it.

* - these words don't actually appear in this song...but they almost did.


   Spork's Friend Space (Top 8)
Spork has 48 friends.
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 10:55 


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 MADD MOTHER MOOSE 


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 Doug 


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Spork's Friends Comments
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10:55





May 10 2007 12:31 AM

Hey, I've got some new ideas I need to get recorded. I need some keys on there. Call me.
Studio102





Apr 6 2007 5:23 PM

I thank you for being my myspace friend.

I can't wait to meet you at one of my shows!!
SHEIK
myspace.com/mrsheik
Sol





Aug 24 2006 12:53 AM

hope you guys are doing great
we got a Fairfax VA show coming up.. just giving ya an invite... droppme a line and lemme know how things are w/ ya
peace
luke the spork warrior





Jul 22 2006 10:30 AM

ok.. this music kicks eh!
btw.. canadians are eh holes xD
Bull My Chew





Jul 10 2006 2:23 PM

Hey guys, thanks for letting us use your drummer once in a while. Skiddleebopp..........
tabitha jane





May 9 2006 8:37 PM


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Make me a pretty salad!
dash eight





May 6 2006 1:15 PM

That would be fantastic if you could make it out to the Annapolis show... 6/24... our set is 2 to 2:45 pm on the lawn stage.

thanks for the add, btw!

chuck
www.dasheight.com
10:55





Apr 18 2006 8:37 PM

We will be @ Looney's Pub in Bel Air this Friday the 21st from 9:30pm-1:30am. $5 cover after 9:30pm Rob Fahey plays happy hour from 4pm-8pm.
MADD MOTHER MOOSE





Apr 4 2006 3:53 AM

Sol





Mar 3 2006 12:08 AM

keep on jammin!!!!!
hope things are good
peace
MADD MOTHER MOOSE





Feb 23 2006 7:02 PM

renee





Feb 14 2006 9:58 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAIR!!
Sol





Feb 7 2006 5:04 PM

hope things are great w/ ya!
got a NOVA show coming up!
hope your music is going great!!
peace
renee





Feb 3 2006 2:18 AM

ummm...who's llama?
MADD MOTHER MOOSE





Dec 30 2005 7:08 PM

May the Gods of Rock Smile Upon You!
10:55





Oct 12 2005 10:43 PM

New site, same old Spork news. Are there at least any practices scheduled? Lars
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