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PERINEUM
Metal / Jazz

"SHEET METAL UP YOUR HAIRY ARSE!"

Dundee, Scotland
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  10/9/2007
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   PERINEUM: General Info
Member Since4/5/2005
Band Websitepetpiranha.com
Band MembersUncle Fritz - guitar, vox/ anAll Mitchell - basstard, throat/ Mark (Andy Garcia) Giannico - drums
InfluencesRubbing limes into our eyeballs while at a rave, roadkill, curtains, stuff that accumilates underneath your fingernails when you haven't washed your hands for a while, sawdust, Tuesday afternoons, HMS Discovery, Fife, murder, Red Dwarf, coconuts, discpline, Egypt, Green Giant sweetcorn, concrete and solar rays.
Sounds LikeQueens Of The Stone Age, Melvins, 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Tool, Kyuss, Isis, Jesus Lizard, generally dark, sleazy-sounding, extra hard rock.
Record LabelPet Piranha Records
Type of LabelIndie




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   About PERINEUM
We are a 3-piece rock band from Dundee, city of Discovery, Jute and teenage mothers. We are very lazy. The bands core-songwriters are Uncle F and Furious anAll. We gig when we can be arsed.
The above tunes are live recordings taken from various shows. We will do a proper recording sometime in the future.

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We no longer allow band requests because most of them turn out to be total shite. If you are a band and want to be our friend message us instead. We'll have a listen and if we like you we'll accept. If we don't like you then you can just fuck off.

   PERINEUM's Friend Space (Top 6)
PERINEUM has 434 friends.
 Luana Lani - MissLuana.com 


 ForBiddeN aka Christine Dolce 


 Cherie 


 ~ Dont Be Afraid Ta Touch~ 


 Jenna Jameson 


 www.ToniLeigh.com 





PERINEUM's Friends Comments
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Russell





Feb 18 2008 11:55 PM

Omg you dont want to miss this free ringtones for a year.. they have everything!!

http://www.unreleasedtones.com
Soapbox (suchen Gigs am 18.09.+ 19.09!!!)





Aug 10 2007 5:29 AM

NEW SOAPBOX E.P "Lost Gravity"
5 tracks, 27:00 minutes, 8-pages booklet in jewel-case!
click here to order:
http://code-red-records.com/soapboxshop/catalog/

“(…) Blaupausen zeitlos guter Rockmusik.Aber dann zwei Übersongs: The Hill Where I Lay als verdammt bester Blackmail-Song, den Blackmail nie geschrieben haben, und Take Off/Space als epischer Ausstieg, der neuneinhalb Minuten lang mit dichter Atmosphäre klarmacht, warum die Band auch auf reinen Prog-Seiten neben Pink Floyd und Mogwai Lob einheimst“ (VISIONS)

“(…) Happyless and Waste and whine are blueprints of timeless , brilliant rockmusic.“ (VISIONS)

„Die zwischen verträumten Licks und schrammeligen Soundwänden balancierende Gitarrenarbeit sowie der getragene Gesang verleihen den Songs überdurchschnittliche Qualitäten.“ (ROCK HARD)

“The well done balance of dreamy licks, epic walls of sound and moody vocals is taking this release way above the average.“ (ROCK HARD )

„Grob gesagt könnte die aus dem Odenwald stammende Band die Zukunft des Independent sein.“ (ECLIPSED)

“This band from south-hesse could be the future of independant rock music.“ (ECLIPSED)

„Würden Soapbox aus dem Vereinigten Königreich stammen, dann würden sie als eine der musikalisch abgehobendsten Space-Rock-Formation vor dem Herrn gelten.“ (SWEET JANE MUSIC)

"If this band would come from the United Kingdom they would be considered as one of the best space rock acts on the planet." (Sweet JANE MUSIC)
Ninehertz





Jul 2 2007 3:13 PM

ninehertz all-dayer – Saturday 28th July 2007
The Cremorne, London Road, SHEFFIELD (2pm, £4)

Grifter (Plymouth)
Bad Date (Nottingham)
Suns of Thunder (Swansea)
Witchsorrow (London)
Naked Shit (London)
Flatlands (Sheffield)
Stubb (London)
Outburst (Leicester)
Domes of Silence (Oxford)
Rob Himself (London)
Truckdriver Jnr (Stoke)

Warm Up gig NUMBER 1– Friday 27th July 2007
The Cremorne, London Road, SHEFFIELD (7pm, £3)

Chickenhawk (Leeds)
Tyre (London)
Kraschenbern (Sheffield)
Pickler’s Jar (Middlesbrough)

Warm Up gig NUMBER 2 – Friday 27th July 2007
The Junction, Stokes Croft, BRISTOL (8.30pm, £4)

Grifter (Plymouth)
Suns of Thunder (Swansea)
Stubb (London)

www.ninehertz.co.uk
Hemel Hempstead Hospital





Jun 21 2007 3:25 AM

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maxi





Jun 7 2007 12:51 PM

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bam
maxi





Jun 7 2007 12:50 PM

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bam
mr snrub





Feb 3 2007 9:55 AM

arite, hows it goin? rumours are goin round tht your gettin back on the go....to fight lily allen.
BIG BIG SOUND-NU TUNES AND VIDS





Jan 18 2007 5:08 AM

cheers for the add gang and remember jim layhey is still a drunk bastard!!!!
MTS @ Offset 2008





Dec 23 2006 4:51 PM

There's a distinct lack of porn on this page. And your top 8 falls somewhere between beastiality and MILFs. Sort it out!

Grrrrrrrrrrr.
The A Forest





Nov 28 2006 9:01 AM

Hey.

Remeber we're playing with Copy Haho, Fritz and Esperi at the Balcony on Thursday.

The album is a little closer to being finished, the new stuff sounds best.

Michael
Juliet Kilo





Nov 15 2006 7:42 AM

LOL at the profile picture. Sexy bastard.
Eat My Fuck





Aug 17 2006 6:51 AM

Word!

Fuck aye bro, hit me up with some tracks! Slap some Uncle Fritz shit down too, brother.

Take it easy sisterfucker!

D!
Eat My Fuck





Aug 16 2006 11:18 AM

Alright Big Balls?

Fuckin' what's goin down?

All is well and quality in the VM camp. When are you guys gonna get recording and tour the fuck down here. We've got a few little hardcore fans of yours our way.

Keep on truckin and fuckin.

D!x
One Inch Volcano





Aug 16 2006 2:56 AM

Allo Allo. We've posted up one of the first mixes from our latest album. Please check it out and tell us what you think. Cheers!
This July





Jul 20 2006 4:06 AM

hey guys how are things going? have u got any shows coming up i'd like to catch the live perineum experience full on smack in the puss style.
Caldo
The Hazey Janes





Jul 19 2006 4:33 PM

'Sheet metal up your hairy arse' is an amazing headline. Thank you for having it.
anna





Jul 14 2006 5:19 AM

P.S I like your friends........ NOT
anna





Jul 14 2006 5:17 AM

hi guys there is a mini festival on in my neck of the woods (the borders) that my mates are organising on the 12th - 13th aug, its in some woods near lauder (not too far from edin) usually quite a good turnout and its pretty cool wit huts and marquees, bands and djs all night. anyways it is still poss to get a gig and i'm sure perenium would go down a treat.
if you are interested phone becca on 07707659878 in the evenings or email gumbomusic@tiscali.co.uk.
if you guys ar eeven still playing that is...
Juliet Kilo





Jun 30 2006 10:48 AM

Whoa! Bright! Aarggh....my....retinas
Small Enclosed Area





Apr 20 2006 5:26 AM

You boys were champions last night. Last song was especially super. Disco pants
andrew





Apr 10 2006 7:18 AM

hey fritz, i pm'd you on underground scene, i thought i'd tell you here just in case you don't check it often
MTS @ Offset 2008





Apr 7 2006 3:58 AM

I warned you lot about having non-porn stars in your top 8. If I don't see the best porn stars in the world in that top 8 the next time I come back to your excuse for a myspace page, you're getting dropped. You hear me ladyboyz, DROPPED I SAY!!!

(this msg was brought to you by the research society fund for finding a cure for andy mcgarry syndrome)
Phil





Apr 2 2006 3:59 PM

could I use that for my headline? LOL! you guyz are like, 1 of my favourite bands, cant believe I just got a msg from yous! this site is life changing!!!
DJ KAT LOVES SPIRAL TRANCE





Apr 2 2006 3:17 PM

YOUR JUST AWESOME
Carpal Discount House





Mar 17 2006 6:13 AM

hand out signed cricket bats at your next gig.

me love perineum long time.
No Kilter





Mar 5 2006 8:08 AM

you guys rule. Colin. NK.
anna





Mar 2 2006 1:44 PM

well hello there boys. as expected yous are unrivaled in the sweaty rock pose category. BEAST.
EX WIVES





Feb 19 2006 10:57 AM

thanks for having us play. really enjoyed playing with you guys and by god can you all play.
maxi





Feb 15 2006 3:26 PM

there was once a band called perineum and the sung songs about cheeky subjects like necrophelia and mutating people with cuuurrriiicket bats.

they were a true rock band and rocked very hard

lots of love guys and cheers for sorting and rockign on sunday

xxx
Lee





Feb 13 2006 7:51 AM

Nice one last night guys!
Giant feel-good factor after some Neum.
C you again soon for some bevs or summat.
Chooka chooka, shoobe doop pow!
EVILMICHAELKNIGHT





Feb 11 2006 5:36 PM

thanks fur the add
lotz ov luv from
EVILMICHAELKNIGHT

we be rockin like suns o' bitches
ANOREXIC DYSLEXIC





Feb 9 2006 9:18 AM

you guys should check out a band called SHAT on buddyhead records youl fucking love dem
EX WIVES





Feb 8 2006 5:44 AM

can't wait for sunday either, should be stunning.
Lee





Feb 2 2006 9:03 AM

Salutations from cousin Lee! Hope all is well guys. More than likely going to come see you guys playing in the doghouse. Beware the lack of space on stage. A badly timed rock stance and jump could be fatal.
See you soon
Keep ploughing the endless bean field
Adios
MTS @ Offset 2008





Jan 29 2006 6:41 AM

Yo!

see you bastards at your next gig.

RAWK ON!
Kruszo





Jan 18 2006 4:53 PM

You are my 100th friend!...

And the music's good. Glad to see the Queens and Kyuss influences.

KruszO
Valentine Bitch Records(PVH album only £5)





Jan 4 2006 5:58 PM

Thanks for the add.

February the 12th...woop de woop woo
KILL ALL CELEBRITIES! :)





Dec 26 2005 7:12 AM

Nice top 8;)
and fucking ace music.
xx
PVH





Dec 14 2005 7:34 PM

Im really looking forward to playing with (your) perineum again....it shall be a much rawkus occasion....
Kayo Dot


Is Online


Dec 6 2005 7:18 PM

we're definitely planning on a european tour... hopefully very soon!
maxi





Dec 5 2005 10:11 AM

fuckin a

you gents were on for FAR too short a set last night!

what is the name of that second song you mofos (on the cd) i love you mommy DUH NAH NUH DUH NAUH NUH NUH
asparagus





Dec 1 2005 8:30 PM

your top 8 is looking tasty!
you guys are class....
ANOREXIC DYSLEXIC





Dec 1 2005 12:37 PM

ANOREXIC DYSLEXIC thanks perineum
dead or american





Dec 1 2005 6:51 AM

A pleasure as usual, Fritz. C u soon mate!

-Richie + DorA
maxi





Nov 28 2005 6:42 AM

you bet your ass i am :D
EX WIVES





Nov 26 2005 1:39 PM

The sound of the guitar in Something Is Terrible is awesome; it's like a sheet of metal or something. Can't wait for the February gig, should be good. I've heard quite a lot of people speak very kindly of your live performances so I'm looking forward to that.

Alastair
Robin





Nov 4 2005 5:14 AM

hi fritz
MTS @ Offset 2008





Nov 2 2005 6:41 AM

Hurry up and play some bloody gigs!
Refuse Boy





Oct 28 2005 7:20 PM

Thank fuck you guys exist.