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- I was a little bugger in primary school, up and down england like a yoyo
- spent most math lessons in the nurses office :)
- been in a lot of rock bands
- made a bet that you can't become a priest on the internet - i lost
- now i'm legally a priest
- left a lot of rock bands
- worked in greece as a barman
- taught guitar and rock to kids in new york
- travelled the usa east coast to west
- tried to marry my mate in vegas but he woke up
- i love a huuuge thunderstorm! especially the summer ones!
- legally wedded two scottish girls in zion, utah - i can, im a priest
- i'm pitch relative and i've got rhythm but i can't play the drums
- i signed my name on a rock in the grand canyon, bet you can't find it - but i'll give you directions if you're headin there anyway
- what colour do smurfs turn when they're choking?
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