If I had an axe, I could be your murderer.
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"If I had a heart, I would have a heartache."
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22 years old
Sandy, Utah
United States
Last Login:7/18/2008
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If I had an axe, I could be your murderer.'s Interests
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| General | eh. All I do is work and play around on the internet/video games. Oh, and sleep. I need 90 hours a day to live. | | Music |  | | Movies | I have the attention span of a goldfish. | | Television | The Office, Bullshit!, Venture Brothers, Shin Chan, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dirty Jobs, Drawn Together, Good Eats, Iron Chef, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Soup, almost anything on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Stella, Reno 911!, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Critic, The Style Network & HGTV | | Books | Grandma and the Pirates | | Heroes | David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Bea Arthur, Mindy Kaling, + The State
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If I had an axe, I could be your murderer.'s Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Hometown: | Whale Vagina, CA | | Body type: | 5' 10" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | customer abuse sponge | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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If I had an axe, I could be your murderer. - Hello, I'm a recovering crack addict, and this is my retarded sister that I take care of. We'd like some welfare, please.
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About me:
+ I can do the Frug.
+ I can do the Robocop.
+ I can do the Freddie.
+ I cannot do the Smurf.
+ I can hate your girl.
+ I can tell you that she's real pretty.
+ I can take my clothes off.
+ I cannot fall in love.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Nobody.
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it was crap 2.5 hr of crap nah im just kidding it was f-in rad as hell