If I had an axe, I could be your murderer.
"If I had a heart, I would have a heartache."

Female
22 years old
Sandy, Utah
United States



Last Login:7/18/2008
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    If I had an axe, I could be your murderer.'s Interests
Generaleh. All I do is work and play around on the internet/video games. Oh, and sleep. I need 90 hours a day to live.
Music
MoviesI have the attention span of a goldfish.
TelevisionThe Office, Bullshit!, Venture Brothers, Shin Chan, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dirty Jobs, Drawn Together, Good Eats, Iron Chef, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Soup, almost anything on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Stella, Reno 911!, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Critic, The Style Network & HGTV
BooksGrandma and the Pirates
HeroesDavid Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Bea Arthur, Mindy Kaling, + The State
Groups: Mr. Show is the True Way

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     If I had an axe, I could be your murderer.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Whale Vagina, CA
Body type:5' 10" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:customer abuse sponge
Income:Less than $30,000



If I had an axe, I could be your murderer. - Hello, I'm a recovering crack addict, and this is my retarded sister that I take care of. We'd like some welfare, please.

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   If I had an axe, I could be your murderer.'s Blurbs
About me:
+ I can do the Frug. + I can do the Robocop. + I can do the Freddie. + I cannot do the Smurf. + I can hate your girl. + I can tell you that she's real pretty. + I can take my clothes off. + I cannot fall in love.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Nobody.
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RYAN





Jul 19 2008 9:08 AM

it was crap 2.
5 hr of crap nah im just kidding it was f-in rad as hell
Longboarding Bastard





Jul 11 2008 4:27 AM

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