Pessimist Parade created from the remaining members of the infamous & violent yet hilariously retarded band Damage Case. Here's the full story:
After a successful stint in the male strip circuit in France, JJ Damage left the godforsakin' country to meet with Rio Grande- who at that time, worked in Hollywood, CA as a profesional stunt double for Samo Hung- the great martial artist from china. Both got drunk and soon complained about how they were sick and tired of their careers- longing for the days of playing pure punk rock n'roll in front of people in seedy smelly and dirty clubs. Soon they formed a band to play w/ 2 guys they picked up from K St for a show but alas they're too fruity and demanded too much. So after several line-up changes involving Furbees and kangaroo wranglers, JJ was giving the key-note speech at a pompadour convention where he met a young man with a guitar attached to his stomach. Shooting firebolts down from his loins like a horny Zeus, Thundercock Kelley joined the band. Later, while hanging out at Hobo Manor, a young orphan boy was left in a bass case at the front step. They nursed him back to health and donned him Wilson and that is how Pessimist Parade came to be!
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Thank you so much for being our friend. That means alot to us. Maybe we'll see you at our upcoming show at the Red and Black in DC on May 11th!!! . Hope you are having a tremendous week!!! Your friends, Angel Row
Our All-Stars are also hitting the road again this month, fresh off their victory against the Dutchland Derby Rollers. This time, they are heading south to take on the Dominion Derby Girls April 26. Hometown fans welcome!
Also, we are excited to announce that DC Rollergirls merchandise is now available online! Now you can buy your favorite team or league shirts, buttons, stickers and more!
Check out our new eBay Store: Dc Rollergirls Merch Be sure to watch for EXCLUSIVE AUCTION ITEMS like SIGNED TEAM PROGRAMS. Team signed program auctions will start at bout time, April 18 @ 5pm EST.
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