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Peter Allen
Crochunis
(Guitar, Bass, Vocals, Percussion,
Sound Effects, Editing, Scrotum Shaving.... basically he does it all)
-A musical genius, Enough
Said
Pete
"Mother Fucking" Koury -AKA
Koury (Vocals)
A
mountain of a man who possesses vocal rhythms unique in this era. If
John
Bon Jovi and Neil Diamond where to have a love child it would be Koury.
{Claim to Fame- Most likely your Mother}
- lead vocals on "Man Soaked
in
Blood"
- back up
vocals on "The Green
Space"
Vincent Perry
Crochunis - AKA Vin (Vocals)
A Gorilla like
specimen who brings his aggressive football mentality to the masses
through the use of a microphone. He is a truly creative lyricists whose
words have a way of speaking the truth of life and filth. {Claim to
Fame-the wicked sheppard}
- lead vocals on "Killing
Credentials"
-
lead
vocals on "The Green Space"
Jason Sikora
- AKA Von Jaason (Vocals, Guitar)
A Hopeless
Romantic and a
budding finger picking prodigy whose passion for music is only
surpassed
by his passion for passion. {Claim to Fame- Howmanywouldittake.com Top
Ten}
- lead guitar on "The Green
Space"
-
lead guitar on "Chaos in my
Mind"
Brad Helman
- AKA Fucking Helman (Guitar,
Backing Vocals)
For the past 5
years
there has been talks about a Brad Helman and Peter Allen collaboration
.
But in 2005 this became a reality. After watching the Chronicles of
Narnia, Brad Helman and Peter Allen found inspiration for the Song
"Flesh". With the impressive guitar work by brad helman and the ever so
belligerent vocals by Peter Allen. This Song will prove to be a fan
favorite.
-
lead guitar and backup
vocals on "Flesh"
Albert Carroll - AKA Albert007 (Vocalist)
"No
I Do Not Have An STD." These are common words spoken by Albert
Carroll when asked questions regarding his health.
Especially on the first day of the seventh month in the year of
2003. On this night, through love at first sight, Albert007 felt
he found his soulmate. "Ravishing blond hair with succulent boosums,"
is how he describes her figure. Too his dismay a random man would
appeared out of the night and inform this lovely lady that Albert007
had an STD. Disgusted at this jaw-dropping news, the woman scurried off
with the random man leaving Albert in tears. Three days pass and
Albert007 decided to discuss the news with Peter Allen. Angered
at this inconsiderate, lying, cockblocking random man, Peter Allen
urged Albert to clear his name through what would become the song
"STD." We hope one day she hears the truth through this song. {Claim To
Fame- Preaching that he did not have a boner to the citizens of
Pittsburgh, PA}
-
Duet Vocals with Peter Allen
on "STD"
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