Peter


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Last Login:7/19/2008
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BooksNot All Men Are From Mars - Peter's new book OUT NOW - see blog. It's a collection of his poems celebrating women and has been endorsed by U A Fanthorpe, Jo Brand, Sandi Toksvig, Sue Limb and Jackie Llewelyn-Bowen. Peter hopes to raise £5000 for Women's Aid from sales of this book. Buy a copy now!

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Status:Married
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Proud parent



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Peter Wyton is delighted to be Gloucestershire 1000 Poet Laureate www.gloucestershire1000.org.uk ............................................................. Peter is available solo, or with Emily Wills [ www.emilywills.co.uk ] as 'Two Gloucestershire Poets'... U A Fanthorpe says.... 'Wills and Wyton are like Gilbert and Sullivan – an immensely enjoyable combination of talents that leave you entertained, informed, surprised and often deeply moved. These are experienced poetic observers, alert to the comedy and the pathos in everyday life, sharpening our awareness, shaking us out of our complacency. Quite different from each other in style and presentation, together they lead us through a wide range of experience, domestic and universal, past and present. Compassionate, entertaining, wise and witty, they’re a double act not to be missed'. ............................................................................................ NO NOT RECITATION. THIS IS EXCITATION PETER’S POEMS ARE FUN and FUNKY~~RELEVANT and IRREVERENT~~WITTY and WHIMSICAL AND ALWAYS WITH A CUTTING EDGE Peter Wyton is a widely published and prize-winning poet who has appeared at venues as diverse as Cheltenham Literature Festival, Glastonbury Festival, Ledbury Poetry Festival, Ribchester Classical Music Festival, Oxford TV, Lewes Prison and Arts Centres and Theatres nation-wide. His poetry has also been heard on Radio 2 and Radio 4 and has appeared in the national press and the small poetry press. He was twice nominated for the Forward prize and appeared in the 1997 anthology. Peter’s 7 ‘slim volumes’ include ‘The Future Dances’ National Poetry Foundation, and ‘Even The Beggars Have Pearls’ Tempus Publishing. His most recent collection ‘The Ship in the City’ covers the history and architecture of Gloucester cathedral and was launched in the Chapter house there in June 2006. 'We don’t normally publish poetry but this is so good we will break our own rules'. Sandra Barwick Daily Telegraph 'The guy from Oxford who did the life of the planet – want to hear more, much more of him – and that poem – stunning. He is a genius and that was our favourite poem of the evening'. George Monbiot Guardian columnist ‘..stimulating, sensual, pacey, eclectic, surreal..’ Cheltenham Art Gallery and Museum ‘..star of the performance poetry world. Ready with irony, riddled with wordplay acute with enquiry..’ Ledbury Poetry Festival instigator ‘..crisp and witty poems. Wyton is always a joy..’ John Burns ‘..a real writer with something to say – often something uniquely skewed..’ Tony Grist ‘..unshakeable, fearless and funny. Peter is to poetry what Evel Knievel is to motorcycles – a daredevil…’ Disastronaut To Book Peter Wyton contact his manager: Linda Fisher blueslinedotstar@blueyonderdotcodotuk Put . rather than 'dot' obviously [that's meant to fool the spammers].
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HERO.COM





Jun 20 2008 4:02 PM

THEY'RE HERE!! The exciting superhero YA books are now out!! HERO .COM: RISE OF THE HEROES and VILLAIN .NET: COUNCIL OF EVIL - are now available in the UK!! Check out Waterstones, WHsmiths, Borders and www. amazon. co. uk WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?
Tony Walsh





Jun 10 2008 1:21 PM

Hi Peter

Thanks for the add. Enjoyed your poetry at Wychwood and Slam The Atom, esp the triangle solo!

Cheers

Tony
Tlazolteotl Poems & Illustrations





May 24 2008 10:38 AM

Thanks for the add!

My main profile is www. myspace. com/lesterpoetry
VILLAIN.NET





May 24 2008 4:28 AM

THEY'RE HERE!! The exciting superhero YA books are now out!! VILLAIN. NET: COUNCIL OF EVIL and HERO. COM: RISING OF THE HEROES - are now available in the UK!! Check out Waterstones, WHsmiths, Borders and www. amazon. co. uk WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?
Noodling Muso Poetry Person Helên Thomas





May 10 2008 9:33 AM

Thanks for the friend add Peter - see you in the papers shortly I hope!
HT
xx
Evolve Festival -Weymouth





Apr 2 2008 7:41 AM

Hi Peter,

Thank you for adding Evolve Festival!

Keep up to date with all the latest news at
www. evolvefestival. co. uk

Hope to see you there!

Thanks again

evolve x
SaVirtualTheatre, S.A.'s 1st Indie Theatre Co.





Mar 16 2008 7:23 PM

WE NEED YOUR VOTE!!! Help the SaVirtual Theatre’s Zombie House 452 become a MAJOR MOTION PICTURE. Our House 452 myspace ZOMBIE series is currently in a competition at www. massify. com. If we win a major studio will produce our project for the BIG SCREEN. You can help us do something really great with the ZOMBIE genre, but to do this we need your vote. Go to www. massify. com, and register. Massify will SEND YOU A VERIFICATION EMAIL once you’ve registered. People are forgetting to check their email to verify their email address and we’re losing votes. :-( After you’ve registered click on the pitches link. Then do a “pitch search” for “House 452.” When you find it click on the image of the eye. The next page will have blue box on it with a checkmark to vote. Click on the blue box. You should INSTANTLY see the vote count GO UP BY ONE and the blue box disappear. Thanks so much for the help. You can watch the video below for more information about my project and the competition. Monday is the LAST day of voting so we desperately need your help. It would be great if you could get some others to vote too. :-) Thanks so much.

Jacqui





Mar 10 2008 12:24 AM

Hi Ian and Linda, Congratulations on the arrival of your new baby grand-daughter. Much love, Jacqui xxx
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Deborah Simpson





Mar 8 2008 5:54 PM





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Wishing you absoluteness -

~Deborah~
www.deborahsimpson.org



Bloody Awful Poetry Records





Jan 20 2008 6:14 AM

Hallo! Merry Christmas! Happy Kwanzaa! Joyous New Years Salutations!

A couple of weeks into the new year and we're still wishing you fond tidings. How nice are we?! And we're also still offering gifts. More awesome bands, dance to more handsome DJs and generally more hijinks.

ALL can be had at our first BAP of the year at PUNK, in London's Trendy West End(tm) on the 23rd of January.

Now all you sods from west/south/east London have no excuses to miss the finest indie shindig in town!

Playing Live:

Captain Black
The Indelicates
Rosie Oddie and the Oddsquad
Friends of the Bride

DJs

Tom Frog
Sexual Hot Bitches
Gabi Woo
This Handsome Devil
That Perfect Fumble
Micky Blue

Aaaaand an exibition of art by Colette Elson (our resident artist), The Sexual DJ Wheel Of Death, BAP Confession booth, picture with a poet and lashings of awful poetry...


ps there may be some birthday cake as well if anyone fancies baking it (we like chocolate cake if you're wondering...)

pps comment us with your awful poems to win artwork, beers, free entry and CDs...

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ND Fringe Theatre Festival





Dec 31 2007 6:10 PM

Fringe08TheatreFest

On-line applications welcomed for North Devon's Fringe Theatre Festival (June 26-29).

Details at www.ndfringe.org

If this isn’t of direct interest to you then please pass the info on to someone who might want to know! Thank you.

Closing date for applications – 20th January.
Sons of the Delta





Dec 22 2007 7:31 AM

Hi Linda, hi Peter. Have a very Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy and successful 2008.

Best Wishes Mark & Rick

Cheltenham4u.co.uk





Dec 18 2007 7:22 AM





Bloody Awful Poetry Records





Dec 13 2007 3:01 AM

Good Day Lords & Ladies!!!
The sledge is coming round the corner, Gran is getting ill, Woolworths are planning their Easter festive offers, and the turkey is getting fat and is wondering why the farmer is building a big new shed. In short, the yuletide season is upon us!

So here at Bloody Awful Poetry we have chained up the Christmas carolers and replaced them with a whopping 7 awesome BANDS!!!
ITS AN ALL-DAYER NEXT SATURDAY!!!
Lots of treats to be had, presents to be given out, tunes to be danced to, partners to be met and drinks to be consumed.
Print this flyer for cheapy entry, and go to our page and comment us with a Bloody Awful Poem! The worst one wins prizes!!!

And if that wasn't enough, we're throwing a BIG FAT FREE PARTY four days later at the venerable Old Blue Last!

FOUR BANDS, ZERO POUNDS!!!

PRINT ME FOR CHEAP ENTRY!!!
lennie





Dec 6 2007 8:45 AM

i am here
you are there
where is there?
here!
Nick Card





Dec 5 2007 3:26 PM

Thanks for the friend invite.

Nick
Masters of the Verse





Dec 3 2007 6:03 PM

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Gwendolyn Brooks
Cheltenham4u.co.uk





Nov 14 2007 5:59 AM




Hello Peter, thanks for adding Cheltenham4u.co.uk, the ultimate guide to Cheltenham.

Deborah Simpson





Nov 13 2007 4:57 PM






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Wishing you a gorgeous today
And an extraordinary tomorrow -

~Deborah



Frances Livings





Nov 13 2007 1:54 PM

'The Ladies of the Charity Shop' is wonderful! I just had a really good laugh. So thank you Peter. It's nice to meet you - at least virtually.
Have a good week and pop round to my page if you have some time.
Frances

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Philip Meersman





Nov 12 2007 9:25 AM

Hi Peter,
great to hear from you.
Hope we can meet some day.
Would love to hear your show.
P
Bloody Awful Poetry Records





Nov 12 2007 7:17 AM

Another weekend of Bloody Awful Poetry is fast approaching us!

On Saturday 17th November at the wondrous watering hole that is Nambucca, we have the bouncetabulous Dexter headlining, with awesome supports in the likes of the tremendous Rum Shebeen, the folktastic The Prelude and the terrific Milk Kan
The very next day, we relax and sip dry sherry at the marvelous Monkey Chews. And are joined by another 4 splendid acts. Friends Of The Bride, Looker, Jon Byrne and Marcus Mumford. So, come join us for a bevvy. Lets pull on our dancing shoes, tie our dicky bows, and ply ourselves with enough alcohol to sink a small Oliver Reed.
Also, go enter our bloody awful poetry competition. Just post some of your truly terrible poetry on our page. The worst wins. Its simple!



xx
emilie zoey baker





Nov 7 2007 5:05 PM

a low har Peter
Hecale





Nov 7 2007 4:33 AM

Hi Peter, thanks for befriending Hecale. Hope you like the site. Words directory always open to submissions of poetry/short fiction (inc previously published) to showcase writers. All the best.

Hecale - A Portal for Writers
Aine MacAodha Poetry





Nov 6 2007 12:39 PM

Thanks for the link up, I will return soon to read your work, for now,
Adh Mor
Aine
Neal Zetter - Comedy Performance Poet





Nov 4 2007 1:47 AM

Hi again Peter - now listened, read and enjoyed your poems - Brighton and Air Triangle (wish I would've thought of that one) in particular :-) If you wanna see my stuff as well as myspace see www.cccpworkshops.co.uk and click poems - plenty of audio there too. Keep touch. Nx
Root Deity Poems





Nov 3 2007 3:48 PM

Thank you very much Peter. Your poems here made me both laugh most heartily, delighted and one most poignantly sad. All the very best wishes, Fleas.
Neal Zetter - Comedy Performance Poet





Nov 3 2007 2:41 PM

cheers for the add Peter - where'd you pick up on my site (just curious). Cheers and best,

Nx
life- Get PPN Tix For $10, NOW!





Nov 3 2007 2:06 PM

Good Meeting you here, Peter. Hope you have a terrific weekend. Lookin' forward to the sharing.

DGRDH!!!

BlkFstUp!

l.i.f.e.
Vanessa





Oct 17 2007 1:05 PM

Hi,
Check out my cool celebrity look-alikes on my blog
PoeticLovette





Oct 16 2007 5:43 AM

Your friendship is greatly appreciated!
The Smoking Poet





Sep 30 2007 6:17 PM

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THE SMOKING POET: CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS - WINTER 2007-2008
A fine cigar and good literature: two of life's finer pleasures.

THE SMOKING POET publishes flash fiction; fiction; nonfiction; poetry; feature author with novel excerpt; feature poet; book and cigar reviews. We publish work that ignites our imagination, inflames our passion, leaves us with a smoky aftertaste. The Smoking Poet also shares an extensive list of links and resources for writers and the cigar aficionado.

Submissions open year round. For book reviews, please query first.

For full submission guidelines and contact information, visit:
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Winter 2007-08 Issue Deadline: November 30, 2007

The Smoking Poet also seeks cigar reviews of between 100 and 300 words. Let our readers know what your favorite smoke might be — maybe it's a Nat Sherman Explorer, a Punch Rare Corojo, or a Romeo Y Julieta Reserva Real, or whatever you'd care to share with us. Tell us what you like and why, and maybe even when you like it. Maybe there's a cigar lounge, where everybody knows your name, at which you stop nightly to unwind on your way home from work. If so, tell us about it.



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Masters of the Verse





Sep 16 2007 4:51 PM

When it comes, will it come without warning
Just as I'm picking my nose?
Will it knock on my door in the morning,
Or tread in the bus on my toes?
Will it come like a change in the weather?
Will its greeting be courteous or rough?
Will it alter my life altogether?
O tell me the truth about love.

WH Auden
Word Child





Sep 12 2007 12:55 AM

Thanks for the add, Peter!
Masters of the Verse





Sep 2 2007 6:52 PM

Invention

Tonight the moon is a cracker,
with a bite out of it
floating in the night,

and in a week or so
according to the calendar
it will probably look

like a silver football,
and nine, maybe ten days ago
it reminded me of a thin bright claw.

But eventually --
by the end of the month,
I reckon --

it will waste away
to nothing,
nothing but stars in the sky,

and I will have a few nights
to myself,
a little time to rest my jittery pen.

Billy Collins
zafusy





Aug 28 2007 3:56 PM

Thanks for adding us - zafusy.com

zafusy: contemporary poetry journal
Pris Campbell





Aug 10 2007 4:35 AM

Hi Peter
I realized I hadn't made contact in a while since we added to our friends list. I hope this finds you doing well and that your weekend is a good one.
Future of the Blues Festival





Aug 3 2007 7:19 AM

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Masters of the Verse





Aug 2 2007 1:56 PM

Elemental Sounds
(Ode to John Coltrane)

By Mariahadessa Ekere Tallie

There's a corner in heaven
where Coltrane solos are pressed
into the grooves of clouds.
Sun rays sharpen themselves
like hands on phonographs,
the sky spins and baptizes earth
in a shower of D minor.
There is Coltrane music in my hair,
there's a new song drenching
the tuneless, barren streets.
Listen, it's raining rhythm.
Tom





Jul 24 2007 7:29 AM

The next two Salt Margins at The Whitechapel Gallery are unmissable. Hope to see you there!


Thursday 2 August

Luke Kennard
Laura Forman
Adam Green
The Ex-Men

At 26 Luke Kennard is the youngest ever nominee for the Forward Prize for Best Poetry Collection. He reads from The Harbour Beyond The Movie, his outstanding

second book. Lazy Gramophonite Adam Green reads from Satsuma Sun Mover, a surreal coming-of-age tale. Generation Txter Laura Forman performs poems about Bon

Jovi (yes!) and Battersea Power Station. Plus music and spoken word from Glasgow-based duo The Ex-Men. Doors 7pm, free entry. Produced in association with

Salt Publishing.


Thursday 20 September

Melanie Challenger
Eleanor Rees
Chris McCabe
Songdog

Salt poets Eleanor Rees (Andraste's Hair) and Melanie Challenger (Galatea) have both been nominated for this year's Forward Prize for Best First Collection.

Which is reason enough to come and hear them read. Like Eleanor, Chris McCabe is a Salt poet and a Liverpudlian. His collection The Hutton Inquiry is a

powerful examination of language under pressure. Musical refreshment is provided by the excellent Songdog, led by playwright Lyndon Morgan.

www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk
www.saltpublishing.com
www.whitechapel.org
Masters of the Verse





Jul 23 2007 8:22 PM

Dreams

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.
Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.

Langston Hughes
BOA





Jul 23 2007 9:52 AM

Speak Your Piece (with BOA!)

Have you ever wanted to read your favorite BOA poem for an audience? Well, here is your chance, and you could win free BOA books. The best t