Danny Phantom in real life
"i can haz overdose?"

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25 years old
Livin' it up in Portland, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 7/4/2008
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currently: bustin mad skidzz. but really, i'm biking around downtown and hawthorne and belmont in PDX, trying not to lose my hat in the process; working as a server, working as a writer, and working on bikes - getting paid for only one (guess); eating more falafel; rolling Danish tobacco - but trying to quit, really; drinking too much tequila - i call it 'research for the character i'm writing.'



MusicLo-Fi, by and by. i have a brian jonestown massacre ring tone on my cell. if i could understand mark e. smith's lyrics better, he'd be my hero. i like waltzes. and gypsy punk.

lately i've been into Mr. Airplane Man, The Fall, Guided By Voices, and the Flying Burrito Brothers. and Leonard Cohen. and that Band of Horses song is played everywhere still, and i'm starting to like it.


and i've finally begun my record collection... see you at the binz.


Moviesare only good if they are old. that's not true. I liked I heart huckabees a whole bunch. and the fountain made me cry. but hollywood is dead like zed, baby. woody allen. david lynch. wes anderson. i want to watch more Janus films. i'm doing a Noir thing, lately.



Televisionis an electronic womb, only less nurturing (unless you just watch the History Channel, and they just really seem to have something against Nazis for some reason)... i miss the IFC. and Adult Swim.

also, i must now confess to enjoying TV on DVD; i've finally become sucked in: 30 Rock, Dexter, and of course some Williams Street stuff and 12oz Mouse...

right now i'm watching all nine seasons of the X-Files. SWWEEEET!


Bookscurrently, 'Bloom,' by Wil McCarthy.

favs: Updike, Rushdie, DeLillo, Bukowski, Greene, Grass, Bellow, Harlan Ellison, Robbins, Lovecraft, Benford, Bester, Dick, Vonnegut, Gibson, Sturgeon, James Tiptree Jr. (the old lady), Miller (Henry), and Pynchon(the only).



Heroesanyone who can enjoy a good nothingness without being a real jerk or a crybaby about it, and a decent somethingness without being a greedy little brat.

and people with great laughs in-between.







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Status:Single
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Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:stable boy



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About me:









man, i fuckin love showers. and books. showers and books. when i figure a way to do them simultaneously, you'll never hear from me again.


and i'm really hot for tina fey. giggity.



writer of fictions. assistant editor for Menda City Review (just declared the "best new [fiction] website of 2006" by Storysouth.com, via the Million Writers Award).

bungling fool at those and everything else.










some of my published work:



short fiction


'bad effigy' at Menda City Review (voted one of the 'Notable Short Stories of 2006,' by Storysouth.com, via the Million Writers Award.)

reprinted at Dark Reveries (Oct. 06)

reprinted at The Harrow (May 07)

reprinted at Midnight Times (July 07)

'blame it on the stars' at Crimson Highway (Oct 06)

'wide dark night' at Thieves' Jargon (06)

'increments' at Crimson Highway (Mar 07)

'crazy heart' at Menda City Review (Jun 07)

'the horror writer' at New Voices in Horror Magazine (May 08)



poetry


'green typewriters' at The Verse Marauder (Feb 07)





or be nice and ask about my book or the shotgun i used to eradicate it:



Who I'd like to meet:


friends







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 As far as I know my name is Joe 


 V to the ALERIE! 


 paper dreams 


 renee the glitch 





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Lindsay Lane


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Jul 5 2008 4:48 PM

Hello there dear! How are things?
Black Widow





Jun 30 2008 5:23 PM

Thanks for the bday comment...are you still planning to come to town? Hope to see you, I'd love to catch up or something.
V to the ALERIE!





Jun 27 2008 10:29 AM

I miss you like crazy, and the good drunk hugs you give.
Im going to Nashville in a couple of weeks. Kind of nervous its going to make me homesick.
You should be there!! lol.
Anyways, miss you tons! call me sometime soon!!
Love ya!
joseph to the lions





Jun 23 2008 2:18 PM

new song for your ears sir- very very different.
The Champion





Jun 13 2008 2:21 PM

I'm fabulous dahling! My life is quite interesting right now. How are you? You should call me sometime.
I'm sure you still know number - holla! :)
Yarrow quincy jones





Jun 13 2008 11:56 AM

Ever heard of a PAY PHONE!

shmuck.
joseph to the lions





Jun 13 2008 9:03 AM

wwhats up brother... i'm finally back on this myspace thing- lots of new pics up... i'm in arizona right now, considering going to my high school reunion soon, july 13th in west virginia... hilarious...
tried your old phone- seems your number got given to a redneck... hahaha... i was all excited when somebody answered...
i quit smoking- dear god... that was almost painful...
new shit man, and good stuff...
see the film 'into the wild'... sean penn directed.
and what the hell is going on...
need to email more with our sorry asses...
miss you brother...
portland summer is the best...
where do you work
where do you live?
do tell.

heheh
Yarrow quincy jones





Jun 9 2008 11:56 AM

i'm in portland until friday...so if you want to see me, which i'm starting to get the impression you don't....
call me.
831-247-0911
The luscious Bobbi Dylan





Jun 7 2008 6:31 PM

whats up player. how ya been? i was at clide commons (sp?) with Rico the other day and i thought i saw your name on the list of folks that work there.
that true? if so, let me know when you work so i can stop in an have a drink an bug you! hope yer doin well!
Yarrow quincy jones





Jun 6 2008 10:12 AM

Some British woman has your number. i think i offended her.
call me,
831-247-0911
marthalomew





Jun 5 2008 11:10 PM

so i picked out a new hat for you...

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...all the kids on your block will be so jealous.
Ashlie





May 27 2008 12:14 AM

another friend of mine is moving to portland soon. maybe i'll come visit some day soon. i'd like to hug you again.
NIAYH





May 21 2008 4:08 PM

Come show your lovely face.
Environment Oregon Benefit
Yarrow quincy jones





May 20 2008 5:02 PM

whatever, just make sure your reachable by the 6th.... i don't want to go on bike rides by my self.
Yarrow quincy jones





May 17 2008 3:40 PM

just for your information i'll be back, in june, just for you.
V to the ALERIE!





May 12 2008 8:32 AM

almost...... 21. only 6 days until my bday. come party with me!!!!! im so excited.
im going to an irish pub here first and then to all the other bars of course!!!! ♥
marthalomew





May 10 2008 6:08 PM

well, no one likes a quitter.

;)
marthalomew





May 9 2008 9:13 PM

graduation celemabration:
ringlers, 10:30, sat.

i'll teach you to make the milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.
paper dreams





May 9 2008 11:26 AM

i don't :( i work all the time. you could stop by and say hello anytime!
i hate you not having a phone.
The Whitest Cat U' Know





May 9 2008 3:06 AM

(gratuitous myspace comment.
)
Matthew





May 7 2008 12:22 PM

Grumble. Damn bike-riding hippies, so close and yet, so very far away. Maybe I'll come down there sometime.
How would you like that, huh? HUH?
Lindsay Lane


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Apr 29 2008 7:30 AM

Oh man, I have been fantastic! I am almost done with this semester, and I am more in love with this town each day! How are you??
~*jewels jagermeister!~*





Apr 28 2008 10:32 AM

hi dude
Lindsay Lane


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Apr 28 2008 10:22 AM



How are you, dear? I enjoyed your short horror story!
Ashlie





Apr 24 2008 11:53 AM

hi, how are you?

when should i expect you to come visit me?
joseph to the lions





Apr 21 2008 10:32 AM

yes yes, thats right, official photographer for danny phantom. thats me.
The Champion





Apr 21 2008 5:40 AM

OOOH, well I'm glad it's almost healed. And, how did you break your foot anyway?

I'm ok..

How about you?
The Champion





Apr 20 2008 6:27 PM

Dude, why the f are carrying around a cane? Is some cool new trend I missed out on?
Bob





Apr 20 2008 4:43 PM

hey man if you ever get back to pa we need to get together and chill!! do you ever talk to that blone girl you were dating in school.
Java Joe





Apr 19 2008 1:11 PM

Lived next to them for a bit at 15 and Alberta...
Java Joe





Apr 18 2008 6:10 PM

Thanks for the add...I like the feeling of your main photo.
As far as I know my name is Joe





Apr 8 2008 5:32 PM

It's a coaster. It's got pretty much all the original parts to it. It's called an eaton glider but it's actually a 1970 raleigh colt.
The Whitest Cat U' Know





Apr 8 2008 4:27 PM

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i'm really into your book.
anna*





Mar 31 2008 9:31 PM

i meannnn, do you have a phone yet?
joseph to the lions





Mar 31 2008 11:53 AM

the fucking DUNECAT? hahahaha... ohhh shit, i about lost it.

anyway... what are your plans within plans?

i'm setting off on the road...
decided i'm not happy with accumulated wealth anymore,
would like to steal the spirits from the sky and open the sleeper.

i saw kerouac's scroll yesterday...
and quite a few letters from ginsberg and a few other poets, original photos... you'd have loved it.

time to move,
i'm gonna record, buy a new guitar,
and kick the universe's ass...
we'll see.

later mua'dib
Lindsay Lane


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Mar 22 2008 12:12 PM

Austin beckons to you, or maybe it's just me
As far as I know my name is Joe





Mar 19 2008 9:21 AM

So I really miss you a lot lately. I'm glad you found your town.

I hope your St. pattys day was better than mine.

~Magee
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Mar 18 2008 1:27 PM

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ahaaahahhahaha!!
~*jewels jagermeister!~*





Mar 18 2008 11:03 AM

Danny, i miss you! :(
Yarrow quincy jones





Mar 17 2008 11:51 PM

i miss you stranger. i really do. maybe more than T!m. just maybe.
marthalomew





Mar 17 2008 1:33 AM

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nicole. ♫


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Mar 14 2008 3:38 PM

yes!! with the pothead cop. and we thought it was the best thing ever created!! oh that's fantastic.

have you seen sunny in philly? you really probably should. it's more amazing than just about anything on earth.
nicole. ♫


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Mar 14 2008 3:11 PM

12 oz mouse!!
[bird]





Mar 13 2008 9:03 PM

ya i still have them they are pretty good.

my boy and i are coming up to oregon this summer maybe to visit his cousin.... lets meet up...ya dig?
[bird]





Mar 13 2008 6:18 PM

you sew! sew me some nice clothes.

how ya been its been awhile since we talked. plus you know what i found on my email...these stories you wrote like 2 years ago maybe and sent to me ahha i never delete emails....