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Мое имя Phil. Я работаю крепко, я играю крепко, я стремлюсь для успеха.
there once was a squirrel called phil he was a bit tubby bt all the other squirrels loved him so it was ok..until one day he met another squirrel called hannah and she told him that she had left her acorn at the top of a tree and couldnt get it..so phil the squirrel said he wud get it back bt because he was tubby he didnt get very far so he started to cry... but then hannah went and got her trampoline from her garden and phil jumped on it and flew into the air to get her acorn back for her..then they went to squirrel macdonalds because phil squished the acorn on the way down..how rude.. THE END x
Once upon a time there was a group of squirrel friends...squirell Phil (lover #1), Squirell Adam, Squirell Paul (lover #2), Squirell Tom (the speech maker), Squirell Liam (the lobster), Squirell Sean (no comment) and they all went on a squirell holiday to squirell land Magaluf. When all the squirells arrived we found this magic potion that sent us all nuts! (sex on the beach, beer, etc.) We then went to A strictly squirell only club called BCM were we threw our hands in the air like trying to reach for acorns! then top Squirell DJ Sammy appeared and we went crazy. (for the sake of the story ill pretend i was there...) Then all the squirells got tired and very under the influence of this magical potion and on way back to the squirell hut we told the naughty squirells none of us want them to suck our nuts for 5 squirell coins. All the squirells then woke up in time for dinner and one of them had sand in his shoes.....i wonder who that is? THE END Author Italian Stallion, Copyright 2008
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May 23 2009 8:47 PM
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Feb 4 2009 6:53 PM
Thanks for the info about your driving instructor, but I have already started driving lessons with another person. But thanks anyway! Driving is so good but I feel exhausted from concentrating so hard afterwards! Congrats on passing your test! Thats really good!
Speak soon
:-)
xxx
Jan 31 2009 3:39 PM
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Jan 25 2009 2:00 PM
was good party babe!
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Dec 30 2008 10:28 PM
i lvoe it
need it finished as well then im epanding too
Dec 30 2008 10:19 PM
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Dec 29 2008 12:53 PM
did you have a good christmas?
x
Dec 24 2008 11:34 AM
Was wondering if you could send me some of the holiday photos? xx
Dec 23 2008 10:07 PM
Team ski all the way fella,
You alright?
Dec 23 2008 6:16 PM
london victoria park,
40 quid
safeee
Dec 18 2008 8:58 PM
there was a squirrel called phil..he went on holiday to switzerland with all his squirrel friends..phil found it hard to ski in all the snow because his collection of nuts kept getting in the way (phil loved his prized collection of nuts very much just in case of an emergency because all squirrels no that phil loves to eat)...phil took his nuts everywhere but one day..on his way down the slopes he tripped and hit a tree...phils nuts had dissappeared!..phil was very upset and couldnt replace his nuts becuase it was so expensive in switzerland and they only sold salt and vinegar crisps anyway :)
So later that day..squirrel phil returned to his luxury tree top chalet when he saw a package on his doorstep..it was has his nuts :) phil was so happy that he made a snowman and called it larry :) xx THE END xx
Dec 18 2008 8:50 PM
Dec 14 2008 11:09 PM
me n tom cook walked
was a laugh
x
Dec 14 2008 10:56 PM
funniest walk home aswell
x
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