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Phil Kijak
Comedy / Southern Rock / Progrsv House



CARMEL, Indiana
United States

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Last Login:  7/1/2008
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   Phil Kijak: General Info
Member Since12/5/2005
Band Websitelivejournal.com/users/philhouse/
Band MembersPhil Kijak (1947-Present) Mitch Mitchell (1967-1969, 1970) Noel Redding (1967- 1969, 1970) Buddy Miles (1969) Billy Cox (1969) Iggy Pop (1983)
InfluencesJohn Swartzwelder, Neal Pollack, Patton Oswalt, Robert Smigel, The Kids in the Hall, Ricky Gervais, Hulk Hands, Sacha Baron Cohen, Liam Gallagher, David Cross, Maria Bamford, Richard Pryor, Karl Marx, Guinness, Louis CK, Eugene Mirman, the Scopes Monkey Trial, Lewis Black, Chunklet, The Blues Brothers, Chuck Klosterman, Bill Simmons, This is Spinal Tap
Sounds LikeFear.
Type of LabelNone




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   About Phil Kijak
With features chiseled in stone, who else but Phil Kijak could you picture as Michelangelo, as Ben-Hur, as Moses? Kijak's movie career took off with The Greatest Show on Earth (1952) and reached light speed with Ben-Hur (1959). Originally a Democrat who campaigned for Presidential candidates Adlai Stevenson and John F. Kennedy, he gradually switched to becoming a conservative Republican during the 1960s. His favorite food is peanut butter, and he takes it with him everywhere, even overseas. When Kijak's TV series "The Colby's" was canceled, both he and fellow cast members John James and Emma Samms were offered contracts to continue playing their characters on "Dynasty", the series that "The Colby's" was spun off from. Kijak ultimately declined because his salary demands could not be met. James and Samms, on the other hand, accepted contracts. Kijak offered to return his entire paycheck to the producers of Major Dundee (1965) so that director Sam Peckinpah could film some crucial scenes that were cut due to time and budget constraints. The producers took back Kijak's pay check but still refused to let the scenes be filmed anyway. Kijak wrote in his autobiography "In The Arena" that the main problem with Major Dundee was that everyone had a different idea of what the film was - Kijak saw it as a film about life after the Civil War, the producers just wanted a standard cavalry VS Indians film while Peckinpah, according to Kijak, really had his next film The Wild Bunch in mind. After spending four years as a resident writer/performer/producer/cocksucker for Indiana University's "Boy in the Bubble" sketch comedy troupe, Kijak graduated with a menial communication degree. He has been performing stand-up in the Indianapolis area since February of '05, doing as many shows as he can in order to collect enough coins to buy an engine for his rocketsled that will propel him to Chicago.

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Jun 30 2008 8:56 PM

HI DEARY, IT'S BEEN AWHILE. I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU & YOUR GIRLYFRIEND. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF NOW DEARY AND COME & SEE YOUR GRANNY REAAL SOON...
The Girl With The Big Red Hair...Bitches!...meow?





Jun 17 2008 9:40 PM

Come Come Come!!!!!!
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Marty





Jun 17 2008 2:25 PM

You see the lollapalooza schedule? Kanye and NIN are playing at the same time on Sunday.... ass holes. On a side note, I'm probably moving to Baltimore (for 3 months) at the end of this month and I'm not sure if I'll be able to go or not. We'll see.
Scott





Jun 17 2008 12:46 PM

YMGTC

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Will Hodges





May 20 2008 7:36 AM



Can you beat my score on the "Super Heroes" quiz?








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May 20 2008 7:27 AM



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Scott





May 16 2008 10:43 AM

willem dafoe
Scott





Apr 24 2008 8:24 PM

Dude, when did we start listening to the same music??

Might have too much of a Cali vibe for you, but check out West Indian Girl (the band whose CD I was trying to find when I called asking where Luna was), specifically the songs Blue Wave, To Die in LA and What Are You Afraid Of.

I saw them a month ago at The Casbah. Yes, THE Casbah, as in the place The Clash wrote that beautifully repetitious song about. And yes, it was rocked.

*Enter Rob Yates* Word??
Scott





Apr 14 2008 9:57 AM

Definitely money. It's our early summer theme song at the moment (yes, we are already in summer mode). Another solid performance is LCD Soundsystem's "All My Friends" - check it.
Whoa Melly





Apr 11 2008 10:39 PM

right now you are pouring me a shot...or two...hmmmmmmmmmmm......you are wonderful for that...

LOVE YOU!
Whoa Melly





Apr 11 2008 7:33 AM

I miss home :(
J.T.





Apr 7 2008 4:07 PM

So you're in for Lolla?
DMJ Incorporated TV





Apr 2 2008 7:34 AM

Marty





Mar 21 2008 1:50 PM

Well Phil, I'll be driving through Indy tonight and again on Sunday afternoon. Chances are I'll probably stop by one of those times. I hate going more than a week without seeing your smiling faces. You should also come to D.C. with Matt and Eric next week, it's going to be fun.
Marty





Mar 17 2008 2:10 PM

so on my drive home yesterday I saw a vehicle with Calvin in the back window peeing on the words "my man mitch"... made me think of your joke and laugh.
Whoa Melly





Mar 4 2008 12:06 PM

ps...

I know someone that is crazy about you...

she told me today...

I told her...
back off or else I'd fight...

but then I realized how silly I looked talking to myself

:)
Soon to be Sharp





Feb 28 2008 12:23 PM

Great job last night! My fiancee and I agree that you were one of the best comedians.
DAN TESSITORE





Feb 26 2008 2:47 PM

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Whoa Melly





Feb 26 2008 7:41 AM

YOU
ARE
LOVED
The Last Domino





Feb 21 2008 12:08 PM



boom goes the dynamite!
Whoa Melly





Feb 15 2008 6:39 AM

thanks for a wonderful day yesterday sweetie!!!

<3 you :-X
J.T.





Feb 13 2008 4:29 PM

I may be in Indianapolis next week for meetings. I have to check with my secretary for my schedule, but is there any chance you might be able to do lunch?
Scott





Feb 12 2008 2:40 PM

You still coming out to the Sandy D in March??
Loves Ponies, Hates Phonies





Jan 27 2008 10:29 PM

Hey Phil! Long time no see!! Let me know the next time you perform around Broad Ripple. I'll bring some friends. We'll cheer for you and shit! :)
J.S. Bloth





Jan 22 2008 11:09 AM

And this is why I don't go to Broad Ripple bars. Remind you of anyone?
Whoa Melly





Jan 9 2008 11:57 AM

you are online now...I am online now...that is neat!
The Last Domino





Jan 8 2008 11:32 AM

Whoa Melly





Dec 31 2007 7:13 PM

LIES!
DAN TESSITORE





Dec 28 2007 3:40 PM

Hey check out Blake's head shot:

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The Last Domino





Dec 27 2007 12:47 PM

The Here Now





Dec 18 2007 5:58 PM

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Dec 13 2007 6:59 PM

Brent Smalley





Dec 10 2007 2:55 PM

one bad mofo
Scott