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TelevisionThe Real World: Philadelphia; Double Dare; Hurricane Schwartz' enchanting weather reports
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The 6/2 issue is up!

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I'm the Philadelphia Turkey, Philly's online satirical news source-- bringing you up-to-the-week city coverage since October 2007. This week's top stories:

"'Kidnap Hoax Mom' Requests Do-Over"

"Saffron Rips Lemonade Stand New Asshole"

"Woman Momentarily Wonders Why She Gives a Motherf**king F**k About 'Jon & Kate Plus 8'"

"Manuel Unveils Rippling Pecs, Rock-Hard Abs"

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Thanks for finding us. Hope to meet at our 3/7 TLA show.
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Hey Philly Turkey! Thanks for the add!
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Feb 3 2009 10:15 PM

you should do an article on how the parking authority uses their profits to put drugs in public schools
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Jan 28 2009 10:01 PM

hahaha! you might like this local coverage on another Philly bird, but this story, however, is completely true: http://philly-rude. blogspot. com/2009/01/local-shithawk. html (or you can link to the Philly Rude blog thru Omoi's blogroll if the link doesn't work)
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