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General	Yachting with John S. Carter; Out-hustling Chris Webber; Spiraling through Darren Daulton's fourth dimension
Music	The Hooters; Hall and Oates; Will Smith (post-"Willenium" only)
Movies	Mannequin; Mannequin 2; "The Hunt For the Unicorn Killer"
Television	The Real World: Philadelphia; Double Dare; Hurricane Schwartz' enchanting weather reports
Books	Anything by the delightful John Grogan
Heroes	The Turkey's fine cartoonists, who bring you "Meet Your Neighbors," "Pigeons," "Mudgesnotch," and "Ahhhh, Phooey!":

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Zodiac Sign:	Libra

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About me:
The 6/2 issue is up!

www.PhillyTurkey.com

I'm the Philadelphia Turkey, Philly's online satirical news source-- bringing you up-to-the-week city coverage since October 2007. This week's top stories:

"'Kidnap Hoax Mom' Requests Do-Over"

"Saffron Rips Lemonade Stand New Asshole"

"Woman Momentarily Wonders Why She Gives a Motherf**king F**k About 'Jon & Kate Plus 8'"

"Manuel Unveils Rippling Pecs, Rock-Hard Abs"

For more articles, highly unscientific polls, incorrect weather updates, and great original comics, travel on over to PhillyTurkey.com.

Who I'd like to meet:
Jocelyn Kirsch's left implant, Lenny Dykstra's forearms; ?uestlove's shower cap; Pat Croce's methamphetamine cook

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