Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Comedian Bio
Website
philmazo.com
Influences
Being small, not getting laid...
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Films
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Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Interests
General
Stand-Up Comedy, Improv, Filmmaking, Piano & Guitar, Drawing & Cartooning, Writing, Poker, Consensual and Other Forms of Intercourse, Family & Friends, Children, Senior Citizens, America, The Soviet Union, Islam, Black People, Korean Women, Coyness, Goyness, Coquettishness, Cokeheadedness, Labia, Areolae, Stream-of-Fought, Ebonics.
Books
The Torah by God, The Holy Bible by God, The Koran by God, Illusion by David Copperfield.
Heroes
Alexander the Great, Peter the Great, Catherine the Great, Bob the So-So.
Rocco Siffredi & Lexington Steele: The Two Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
The Montclair Kimberley Academ
Montclair, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Academy News (cartoonist), Cross Country
Who I'd like to meet: If you're not six foot two, eighty pounds, and if you don't have 36GGs, don't even bother contacting me, because you can't have this. Also, you might want to consider going on a diet. You're disgusting.
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Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy has 2488 friends.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK N ILL SEE U HERE IN 2 WEEKS. OO REMEMBER DONT FORGET TO CALL THE FRONT DESK AS SOON AS YOU CHECK IN TAKE CARE KIDDO TALK TO YOU SOON =)
Nice. I bet u are read y to get home for a while. It is -8 degrees here and was snowing the last two days. Hey, got lots of comments on both of the shirts. Quite a few people are saying the can't believe they missed it. Say hi to Dennis for me and I will talk with u soon.
Phil. I sorta pee'd my pants the first time I witnessed your stand-up from laughing so hard. Luckily I found my zipper in time. The people sitting next to me stopped laughing.
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