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Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy
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		Seemingly pure, purely unseemly. Male 28 years old NEWARK, New Jersey United States Online Now! Last Login: 11/14/2009
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Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Comedian Bio

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philmazo.com

Influences

Being small, not getting laid...

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Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Interests

General	Stand-Up Comedy, Improv, Filmmaking, Piano & Guitar, Drawing & Cartooning, Writing, Poker, Consensual and Other Forms of Intercourse, Family & Friends, Children, Senior Citizens, America, The Soviet Union, Islam, Black People, Korean Women, Coyness, Goyness, Coquettishness, Cokeheadedness, Labia, Areolae, Stream-of-Fought, Ebonics.
Books	The Torah by God, The Holy Bible by God, The Koran by God, Illusion by David Copperfield.
Heroes	Alexander the Great, Peter the Great, Catherine the Great, Bob the So-So. Rocco Siffredi & Lexington Steele: The Two Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Details

Status:	Swinger
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Newark, New Jersey
Body type:	5' 5" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Undecided
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Comedian

Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Schools

Cornell University-Endowed Colleges Ithaca, NEW YORK Graduated: 2003 Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Fine Art/Photography Clubs: The Cornell Daily Sun (cartoonist) Greek: Delta Kappa Epsilon	1999 to 2003
The Montclair Kimberley Academ Montclair, NEW JERSEY Graduated: 1999 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma Clubs: Academy News (cartoonist), Cross Country	1995 to 1999
The Hudson School Hoboken, NEW JERSEY Graduated: 1995 Student status: Alumni	1993 to 1995

Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Clips

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Clips: 9

Total Plays: 3869

Plays Today: 0

Scene from High Hopes

Run Time: 150

Plays: 296
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Phil Probes Politics

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Plays: 156
Comments: 0

Phil Tackles Topical - March 22, 2008

Run Time: 56

Plays: 207
Comments: 1

Pervert Commercial

Run Time: 91

Plays: 556
Comments: 3

A Phil Mazo Exclusive - Germany

Run Time: 25

Plays: 470
Comments: 0

A Phil Mazo Exclusive - Shirt

Run Time: 41

Plays: 0
Comments: 0

How to Get to Heaven

Run Time: 273

Plays: 0
Comments: 0

What Did You Do?

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Plays: 874
Comments: 3

Why I Became A Comedian

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Plays: 1310
Comments: 5

Upcoming Gigs

Nov 13 2009

9:00P

Yuk Yuk’s

Ajax

Nov 14 2009

9:00P

Yuk Yuk’s

Ajax

Nov 17 2009

10:00P

The Pour House Sports Bar

Charleston WV

Nov 18 2009

9:00P

Dugan’s Pub

Pinehurst NC

Nov 19 2009

10:00P

The Pub

Harrisonburg VA

Nov 20 2009

11:00P

Mark’s Showplace

Bedford NH

Nov 21 2009

8:00P

Storrowton Tavern and Carriage House

West Springfield MA

Nov 22 2009

7:00P

Old Mill Pub

Skowhegan ME

Nov 27 2009

9:00P

U Lounge Comedy Club

Port Huron MI

Nov 28 2009

9:00P

U Lounge Comedy Club

Port Huron MI

Dec 2 2009

11:00A

Suffolk County Community College

Selden NY

Dec 3 2009

7:00P

Rockland Community College

Suffern NY

Dec 3 2009

9:00P

The Pulse Nightclub

Jacksonville IL

Dec 4 2009

9:00P

Tad’s

Loves Park IL

Dec 5 2009

10:00P

Pillars Pub & Eatery

Jackson MN

Dec 12 2009

10:00P

Midway Junction

Williston ND

Dec 13 2009

8:00P

2 7/8 Bar & Grill

Killdeer ND

Dec 18 2009

8:00P

PRIVATE SHOW

New Brunswick NJ

Jan 5 2010

8:00P

Grand Dakota Lodge

Dickonson ND

Jan 6 2010

8:00P

P Nuttz

Williston ND

Jan 7 2010

8:00P

Pier Bar & Grill

Bismarck ND

Jan 8 2010

8:00P

Rum Runners

St. Cloud MN

Jan 9 2010

8:00P

Rum Runners

St. Cloud MN

Jan 13 2010

8:00P

Connxtions Comedy Club

Toledo OH

Jan 14 2010

8:00P

Connxtions Comedy Club

Toledo OH

Jan 15 2010

7:30P

Connxtions Comedy Club

Toledo OH

Jan 15 2010

10:00P

Connxtions Comedy Club

Toledo OH

Jan 16 2010

7:30P

Connxtions Comedy Club

Toledo OH

Jan 16 2010

10:00P

Connxtions Comedy Club

Toledo OH

Jan 20 2010

8:00P

Trailside Restaurant and Bar

Owls Head NY

Jan 22 2010

9:00P

Stitches Comedy Club

Lancaster PA

Jan 23 2010

8:00P

Stitches Comedy Club

Lancaster PA

Jan 23 2010

10:15P

Stitches Comedy Club

Lancaster PA

Jan 29 2010

9:00P

Comedy Cabaret

Doylestown PA

Jan 30 2010

10:00P

Crossroads

Farmington IL

Feb 5 2010

9:00P

City Grill

Osage Beach MO

Feb 6 2010

9:00P

Geo’s Bar & Grill

Freeman SD

Feb 11 2010

9:00P

Ben’s Bar

Guernsey WY

Feb 13 2010

9:00P

Pine Lodge Bar

Encampment WY

Feb 25 2010

8:00P

Comedy Catch

Chattanooga TN

Feb 26 2010

7:30P

Comedy Catch

Chattanooga TN

Feb 26 2010

10:00P

Comedy Catch

Chattanooga TN

Feb 27 2010

7:30P

Comedy Catch

Chattanooga TN

Feb 27 2010

10:00P

Comedy Catch

Chattanooga TN

Feb 28 2010

8:00P

Comedy Catch

Chattanooga TN

Mar 11 2010

8:00P

University of Hartford

Hartford CT

Mar 19 2010

8:00P

California University of Pennsylvania

California PA

May 1 2010

9:00P

Dells Comedy Club

Wisconsin Dells WI

May 7 2010

8:30P

Holly Hotel

Holly MI

May 7 2010

10:30P

Holly Hotel

Holly MI

May 8 2010

8:30P

Holly Hotel

Holly MI

May 8 2010

10:30P

Holly Hotel

Holly MI

May 9 2010

7:30P

Maxie’s

Flint MI

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Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Blurbs

About me:

Who I'd like to meet:
If you're not six foot two, eighty pounds, and if you don't have 36GGs, don't even bother contacting me, because you can't have this. Also, you might want to consider going on a diet. You're disgusting.

Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Friend Space (Top 16)

Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy has 2471 friends.

HIGH HOPES

Mike Trainor

Denis Donohue

Facebook.com/SteveHofstetter (I quit MySpace)

Igor

James Kass

YuRi - ThE MaD DiReCtOr

The Greg Wilson

Coffee With Ian

Moody McCarthy

The Dan Blake Party

Rory

Filmmaker Yuri Alves

Mason City LIMITS

Anne

Riviera Restaurant & Bar

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Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Friends Comments

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M&M	Aug 28 2009 3:07 PM hey there just saying hi!
THE RICKY STAR SHOW	Aug 17 2009 7:45 PM Just stopping by to say hi!
RayRay	Jul 4 2009 8:40 PM I saw your vids funny stuff man keep doing your thing you pervert lols jk take care bro
DiRrTy BlOnD Online Now!	Jun 13 2009 10:24 PM hey phil happy birthday !
Ron K. ® [MainPage]	Jun 13 2009 8:43 PM Have a killer B-DAY & stay comedy!
Patrick Brandmeyer	Jun 13 2009 5:46 AM Happy birthday!
Rich Carucci	Jun 13 2009 5:08 AM Phil Have a Most Twisted Birthday!!
Robert	Jun 12 2009 3:33 PM Philo thanks for the add have a great tour
KIM THE KIDDER	May 26 2009 8:03 AM thanx 4 the add ,,,u rock,,,,I have alot of issues and was told to see a professional...SO I HIRED A HOOKER,,,,lol
Shawn DeCoste	May 20 2009 5:23 PM Having a baby face is better than having a baby penis. I hope you knew that already, but heads up anyway.
TheNaughtyNation.Com	Apr 25 2009 6:51 PM thanks so much for the add =)
Agent \| Manager	Apr 20 2009 11:10 AM u cant come in better weather its going to be great just a couple more days
Agent \| Manager	Apr 6 2009 6:24 AM KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK N ILL SEE U HERE IN 2 WEEKS. OO REMEMBER DONT FORGET TO CALL THE FRONT DESK AS SOON AS YOU CHECK IN TAKE CARE KIDDO TALK TO YOU SOON =)
Michael Gomez	Mar 30 2009 8:27 PM Thanks for the add
Jackie	Mar 10 2009 1:44 AM T.M.I. That is just freaking sick.
Jenn	Feb 28 2009 10:43 AM Nice. I bet u are read y to get home for a while. It is -8 degrees here and was snowing the last two days. Hey, got lots of comments on both of the shirts. Quite a few people are saying the can't believe they missed it. Say hi to Dennis for me and I will talk with u soon.
Jenn	Feb 27 2009 10:27 AM Hey u! How are things going with u and Dennis? You guys still on the road together?
A J Finney	Feb 17 2009 1:32 PM Thanks for being a friend Phil! Hope to see you out on the road. -AJ
Jackie	Feb 11 2009 2:01 AM You are ALWAYS horny.
Twitter.com/JDFelip™	Feb 7 2009 4:13 PM Phil. I sorta pee'd my pants the first time I witnessed your stand-up from laughing so hard. Luckily I found my zipper in time. The people sitting next to me stopped laughing.
Carmen Vallone	Jan 27 2009 3:11 AM Thanks man, call me when you in town. I'll bring you out to bonkerz
K*TizZLe	Jan 21 2009 10:59 PM I know..it's the hottest thing I've ever worn. And totally good times, see u when ur back in wisco!!
-~JeSiLyN~-	Jan 18 2009 11:03 PM Hey whats up???
Boston Bob	Jan 17 2009 7:31 AM What's up buddy?!?! When u comin back - we got crotches to autograph!!
Church of I Don't Know	Jan 1 2009 3:39 PM Phil, saw you perform about 3 years ago. You performed for basically 2 or maybe 3 couples in some basement. Anyhow, I'll cya again when you show up in Michigan

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