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Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy
 Stand-Up / Explicit/Raw / Family Friendly
Seemingly pure, purely unseemly.

Male
28 years old
NEWARK, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
Mood: horny Mood Image
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Websitephilmazo.com
InfluencesBeing small, not getting laid...
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    Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Interests
General
Stand-Up Comedy, Improv, Filmmaking, Piano & Guitar, Drawing & Cartooning, Writing, Poker, Consensual and Other Forms of Intercourse, Family & Friends, Children, Senior Citizens, America, The Soviet Union, Islam, Black People, Korean Women, Coyness, Goyness, Coquettishness, Cokeheadedness, Labia, Areolae, Stream-of-Fought, Ebonics.
BooksThe Torah by God, The Holy Bible by God, The Koran by God, Illusion by David Copperfield.
HeroesAlexander the Great, Peter the Great, Catherine the Great, Bob the So-So.

Rocco Siffredi & Lexington Steele: The Two Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

     Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Newark, New Jersey
Body type:5' 5" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Schools
Cornell University-Endowed Colleges
Ithaca, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2003
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Fine Art/Photography
Clubs: The Cornell Daily Sun (cartoonist)
Greek:   Delta Kappa Epsilon

 1999 to 2003
The Montclair Kimberley Academ
Montclair, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Academy News (cartoonist), Cross Country
 

1995 to 1999
The Hudson School
Hoboken, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
 

1993 to 1995


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Scene from High Hopes
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Phil Tackles Topical - March 22, 2008
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Pervert Commercial
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A Phil Mazo Exclusive - Germany
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A Phil Mazo Exclusive - Shirt
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How to Get to Heaven
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What Did You Do?
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Why I Became A Comedian
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If you're not six foot two, eighty pounds, and if you don't have 36GGs, don't even bother contacting me, because you can't have this. Also, you might want to consider going on a diet. You're disgusting.

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Phil Mazo - facebook.com/darkcomedy's Friends Comments
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RayRay





Jul 4 2009 8:40 PM

I saw your vids funny stuff man keep doing your thing you pervert lols jk take care bro
** DiRrTy BlOnD **





Jun 13 2009 10:24 PM

hey phil happy birthday !
Ron K. [MainPage]





Jun 13 2009 8:43 PM

Have a killer B-DAY & stay comedy!
Patrick Brandmeyer





Jun 13 2009 5:46 AM

Happy birthday!
Rich Carucci





Jun 13 2009 5:08 AM

Phil Have a Most Twisted Birthday!!
Robert





Jun 12 2009 3:33 PM

Philo thanks for the add have a great tour
KIM THE KIDDER





May 26 2009 8:03 AM

thanx 4 the add ,,,u rock,,,,I have alot of issues and was told to see a professional...SO I HIRED A HOOKER,,,,lol
Shawn DeCoste





May 20 2009 5:23 PM

Having a baby face is better than having a baby penis. I hope you knew that already, but heads up anyway.
TheNaughtyNation.Com





Apr 25 2009 6:51 PM

thanks so much for the add =)
Agent | Manager





Apr 20 2009 11:10 AM

u cant come in better weather its going to be great just a couple more days
Agent | Manager





Apr 6 2009 6:24 AM

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK N ILL SEE U HERE IN 2 WEEKS. OO REMEMBER DONT FORGET TO CALL THE FRONT DESK AS SOON AS YOU CHECK IN TAKE CARE KIDDO TALK TO YOU SOON =)
Michael Gomez





Mar 30 2009 8:27 PM

Thanks for the add
Jackie





Mar 10 2009 1:44 AM

T.M.I. That is just freaking sick.
Jenn





Feb 28 2009 10:43 AM

Nice. I bet u are read y to get home for a while. It is -8 degrees here and was snowing the last two days. Hey, got lots of comments on both of the shirts. Quite a few people are saying the can't believe they missed it. Say hi to Dennis for me and I will talk with u soon.
Jenn





Feb 27 2009 10:27 AM

Hey u! How are things going with u and Dennis? You guys still on the road together?
A J Finney





Feb 17 2009 1:32 PM

Thanks for being a friend Phil!
Hope to see you out on the road.
-AJ
Jackie





Feb 11 2009 2:01 AM

You are ALWAYS horny.
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Feb 7 2009 4:13 PM

Phil. I sorta pee'd my pants the first time I witnessed your stand-up from laughing so hard. Luckily I found my zipper in time. The people sitting next to me stopped laughing.
Carmen Vallone





Jan 27 2009 3:11 AM

Thanks man, call me when you in town. I'll bring you out to bonkerz
K*TizZLe





Jan 21 2009 10:59 PM

I know..it's the hottest thing I've ever worn. And totally good times, see u when ur back in wisco!!
-*~JeSiLyN~*-





Jan 18 2009 11:03 PM

Hey whats up???
Boston Bob





Jan 17 2009 7:31 AM

What's up buddy?!?! When u comin back - we got crotches to autograph!!
Jackee





Jan 6 2009 4:05 PM

dude...watched your movie clips. great stuff. congrats man! xoxoxo
Church of I Don't Know





Jan 1 2009 3:39 PM

Phil, saw you perform about 3 years ago. You performed for basically 2 or maybe 3 couples in some basement. Anyhow, I'll cya again when you show up in Michigan
WiLL SPITWELL





Dec 24 2008 7:09 AM

Thanks for the add
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