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pain in the ass. Get it? General pain in the ass. Honestly I think my subtle yet dry humor is lost on most people. Or is it just me? I have found recently that other Aquarius' understand my dry comedy. So there. =PMusic
P.O.S., SafetySuit, Coheed and Cambria, Incubus, Unwritten Law, Finch, Matisyahu, Alien Ant Farm, Deftones, Glassjaw, Hawthorne Heights, Gorillaz, Thrice, Taking Back Sunday, Papa Roach, 311, Chevelle, The Streets, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nickelback, Taproot, Aerosmith, Phil Collins (shut ur mouth), Brand New, Trapt, The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Postal Service, and Less than Jake. Warsaw rocks pretty hard. Gotta love the bagpipes. Divide the Day also, is this cool local Colton band that plays at Schooner's sometimes.Movies
Fifth Element and Braveheart are two of the best movies ever made!! I can of course watch Anchorman and Bruce Almighty a million times and never get bored. Tho I hear Evan Almighty is not that great.. As well, Dodgeball, Serenity, Dawn of the Dead, Batman Begins, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Dick and Jane. Everything Tarantino and anything action packed or funny as hell. Zombie movies!! Gotta be a good laugh, an awesome explosion, or some freakin nudity.Television
Torrents and DVR. Stansdad.comBooks
Nothings Sacred (Lewis Black's book), The Last Temptation of Christ, The Satanic Bible, Prey, Eaters of the Dead, Terminal Man, State of Fear, Airframe, Jurassic Park, pretty much anything by Michael Crichton, The Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit. Trying to find a copy of J.R. Tolkien's other book. Think its The Simallirion. Not sure how its spelled. Too lazy to google.Heroes
(Dave Navarro and Carmen are no longer together, so sad. *cheers!*) Gavin Rossdale. Lucky son-of-a-bitch. Whoever finally gets George W. Bush out of office. HA HA!! The mother fu*k*r who got Brande Nicole Roderick to marry him. SOAB!!!!1 Your mom. But mine rocks too. Love ya mom. My dad is Dickly Lately.
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deez nutz under construction. haha, remember that shit??Here we have a couple of videos that I think everyone should watch. I mean they're fuckin' hilarious. But then my sense of humor isn't the same as everyone else's. So screw you.. Just watch em.
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I love meeting new people. I make a point to introduce myself to anyone I don't know. Well, I do when I'm within a certain distance from the person. If they're not in the same general area as I am, it'll have to wait. Or if it's at a big store or supermarket. I don't go around just shakin' hands or nothin'. Besides, when I'm in those stores, I get what I want and I'm out. I don't dilly-dally. I am a guy. We don't shop, we buy shit and move on.| I Have A Type B+ Personality |
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I'm a pro at going with the flow I love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer I'm a total joy to be around, people crave my stability. While I'm totally laid back, I can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project I love, and I won't stop until it's done I'm passionate - just selective about my passions If this was anymore dead on it would be fucking scary. |
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- Status: Single
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: Moron Valley
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 0" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
- Children: Love kids, but not for me
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Attorney Representative/Field Agent
- Income: $30,000 to $45,000
Schools
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Maric College
- Riverside, CA
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Other
2001 to 2002 -
Canyon Springs High
- Moreno Valley,California
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1996 to 2000
White Wolf Angel WANT A KISS 1. say your name ten times. 2. say your mom's name five times. 3. say your crush's name three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 4 PPL IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH"S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY
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gotcha bitch lol
miss u!!!
ahaha! points for the Iron Man headline. :DDD
im okay jus sick and stressed out shit sucks ass right now