Schaeffer Tolliver

About me:

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"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know."-Ambrose Bierce

Sorry Myspace, but Facebook won. I think it was the load time, the total absence of custom backgrounds and tons of songs and videos to load just make it a better experience.

Before you start, yes, I know I look like Kevin Smith, thank you. Now start comparing me to someone better looking! Okay? Not that I mind it, I'm just getting used to it... :P

I had lap-band surgery in May 2005 and I've lost a lot of weight. More than a foot off of my waist! I still have a long way to go, but I'm getting there. So, if you like guys on the plus side, act now! If you want a slimmer version, I can take reservations.

I read a lot.

Some of my real friends are on Myspace: Literate Redneck, The Rook, Crazy Alaskan Boar Hunter Nomad, Multihobbyist, Kris, Ike, Taylor, Tucky, Audrey and others I'm probably forgetting as I'm typing and growing senile. Sometimes they ask for a shout out. I'm not sure if that counts. I wish I could fit 'em all into the top friends and not be showing favoritism...

I'm *two* degrees from Kevin Bacon. I do some acting in movies when they let me.

Most people smile around me, I suppose that can be interpreted to mean I'm entertaining to be around.

I know a guy who kicked Chuck Norris's ass.

I started a blog too. Screw you hippy! Its an editorial! Or as Rook calls it "A journal". Duncan calls it "Who are you! Quit asking me questions and get off a my lawn!" A long name to be sure, but it does get across his point that names are simply labels. Redundant, and so often we forget to put them on there, so that we end up with a huge pile of video cassettes and unrecognized burned cds/dvds.

I think I need to swear off on blonds and stick to redheads and brunettes. I think this is a good idea, I have had a kind of bad track record with blonds lately. My worst addiction!

I'm pro-gun, anti-militia, pro-choice, anti-you, pro-me, anti-dumbasses, pro-smartasses, pro-smoking, anti-oxidant, propane, antebellum...

Libertas quae sera tamen. This is my unofficial motto. Learn Latin!

Movies are good, books are better and listening is the best.

I hunt myth so that I may become legend...

I hate when people forward the same bulletins about idiotic things! Its all hoaxes and scams. Get a mind of your own. Surveys don't count.

Re-post this or your dog will be eaten by a ghost. Or something.