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Phil Porter
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Male
38 years old
DENVER, COLORADO
United States



Last Login: 7/2/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/philporter  

   Phil Porter's Comedian Bio
BioRockin' it with The Robot Chicken Farmers, 1992. I'm the guy in the groovy print dress warbling our classic hit, "Bovine Whorehouse."


    Phil Porter's Interests
Music

TelevisionYes, please.
Books
Heroes
Groups: Comedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy Festfake stache technology groupThe House of CowsA Sleazy History of Rock n' Roll (101)Applause BreakChat & Chuckles

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     Phil Porter's Details
Status:Married
Body type:8' 2"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:College graduate

   Phil Porter's Schools
Clarion University Of Pennsylvania
Clarion,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communication
 

1990 to 1992
Pennridge Hs
Perkasie,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: PCV Sparkler Club
 

1983 to 1987


Phil Porter's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 3 Total Plays: 542 Plays Today: 0
Booze and Goats
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Monkey clock
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My Seed Is Potent
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 29 2008 8:00P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Jun 30 2008 8:00P
The Irish Hound - Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz Denver CO
Jul 7 2008 8:00P
The Irish Hound - Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz Denver CO
Jul 9 2008 8:00P
Comedy Works Denver CO
Dec 5 2008 8:00P
Mingles Gillette WY
Dec 6 2008 8:00P
Mingles Gillette WY
Dec 10 2008 8:00P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Dec 11 2008 8:00P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Dec 12 2008 8:00P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Dec 12 2008 10:30P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Dec 13 2008 5:30P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Dec 13 2008 8:00P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Dec 13 2008 10:30P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO

Phil Porter's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

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   Phil Porter's Blurbs
About me:
Cover yourself with plastic, my monkeyshines are sure to send scraps of comedy-packed detritus soaring in your direction. I'm a comedian based in my adopted hometown of Denver, CO. You can see me regularly at the world famous Comedy Works as well as other clubs, bars, street corners, back alleys, basements, and any place that drunks gather to bludgeon their senses with humor.

On Monday nights, I host the Geeks Who Drink pub quiz at the Irish Hound at 6th & st. Paul in Cherry Creek. Come on out and stretch your brain!

You can also see me handling tools on the DIY Network. The episodes I'm on are called Innovators" and Power Play. Click on the links for show times.

For more entertainment, head over to Imaginary Binky to read the rantings of my lovely wife.

And, since June 21, I'm also a proud father. Amos Russell Porter came into the world with a dramatic burst of bodily fluids and has been bringing joy into our home ever since.

Who I'd like to meet:
Nigerian businessmen looking to funnel monies currently impounded in their country to the USA and willing to pay a small percentage to me after they establish my identity as the legal heir to said fortune. I also love to hear from people who can get me great deals on ring tones or might be able to point me to another site which displays naked pictures of them. If you have a site with pictures of yourself naked while you are enjoying free ring tones, I really want to see it!!!

   Phil Porter's Friend Space (Top 12)
Phil Porter has 467 friends.
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Phil Porter's Friends Comments
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MATT™





Jun 26 2008 6:51 AM

Lucky The Groundhog
Anthony





Jun 22 2008 1:14 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMOS--easily the youngest guy I've ever been at the bar with!!
MATT™





Jun 15 2008 8:46 AM

How about some fried chicken...
Best Of Myspace Comedy





Jun 14 2008 2:16 PM

We are very excited to give you a copy of our 7th Comedy Pick.
Please Click Here and tell us what you think about this video...we want to know.
Thanks, Best of Comedy

..
Roger Acevedo





Jun 12 2008 6:11 PM

Great to hear from ya bro. Can't wait to see ya in, "The Five Chinese Brothers-The Musical.
"
Ben Kronberg





Jun 11 2008 11:53 PM

~*~Shell~*~





Jun 5 2008 5:16 PM

Hey Phil Porter, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


Lets see if some on is nice enough to buy you...

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May 25 2008 10:41 AM

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HELLO :D

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Anthony





Apr 27 2008 7:19 AM

Is there a blizzard today in Denver?
Lois





Apr 24 2008 7:02 PM

Saw you on cool tools!
Great job.
I like the flashlight better too!
Anthony





Apr 20 2008 8:45 AM

You are definately not a 'poseur', but the spelling is sooo metal!
Jackie





Apr 15 2008 4:13 PM

Ok so your new pictures.... Is that phil porter and the pipps? LOL
Geof Sargent





Mar 21 2008 10:15 AM

No...the court order prohibited me from accessing teenagers that web sites use. Thanks for your concern.
Bradweiser





Mar 19 2008 8:26 PM

Phil- are you hosting Geeks anymore? They have a new one at 3 Dogs Tavern in the Highlands (32nd & Lowell) where I work, just wondering if you were tapped for that gig.
Anthony





Mar 18 2008 6:06 PM

Believe it or not, I didn't have a Shamrock Shake.
I totally missed the McGoodness!!
Jackie





Mar 16 2008 8:25 PM

ST.PATRICKS DAY
Tom Bratland


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Mar 16 2008 6:37 PM

So, the other day, I was on a job and I said, "Ball-Cock" and to answer your question: No. It wasn't fun at all. Really, I was dissapointed.
E





Mar 15 2008 11:24 AM

It ain't rape when you're asking for it
Dan





Feb 8 2008 5:34 PM

Hey Funny Man, How You Dowan?
Monsters on the Mic





Feb 4 2008 11:27 PM

Photobucket
Anthony





Jan 19 2008 5:58 PM

So on your player is 'The Best Metal Band in Denton'
Home of Rusty Brooks?
underground zeitgeist





Jan 10 2008 5:31 PM

you know that bovine whorehouse video makes it look like the entire house was packed to see the robot chicken farmers....only I remember the funniest thing about that night was looking at all the shocked faces in the audience, people holding pieces of polyester not knowing whether they should rub it on themselves.

That was an awesome night...you guys were awesome!
Anthony





Jan 10 2008 3:34 PM

OOOF!
Jackie





Jan 10 2008 2:37 PM

hello
Anthony





Jan 7 2008 3:54 PM

My birthday is the same as Issaic? (Double finger points and smiles...)
And the cake says 'oh'!
h-bomb





Dec 31 2007 8:39 AM

Jackie





Dec 30 2007 11:20 AM

new year
Monica





Dec 26 2007 7:23 PM

Things are so ducky in the burbs. We got a buttload of snow and when snowshoeing around the neighborhood. How was the 1st Christmas?
JOSH BLUE





Dec 25 2007 8:16 AM

Babysitter Needed?

ZingFu

Make your own Zing!

Future Music





Dec 24 2007 11:45 AM


Have a rockin' Holiday!

Regards, respects & PEACE,
Rob

Anthony





Dec 22 2007 4:48 AM

I'm totally looking forward to hearing Amos croon Christmas songs!!
h-bom