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Phil Porter
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Male
39 years old
DENVER, COLORADO
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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   Phil Porter's Comedian Bio
BioRockin' it with The Robot Chicken Farmers, 1992. I'm the guy in the groovy print dress warbling our classic hit, "Bovine Whorehouse."


    Phil Porter's Interests
MusicGeorge Jones. Anybody that can ride a lawn mower to the liquor store is my kind of musician.
TelevisionYes, please.
Books
Heroes
Groups: Comedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy Festfake stache technology groupThe House of CowsA Sleazy History of Rock n’ Roll (101)Applause BreakChat & Chuckles

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     Phil Porter's Details
Status:Married
Body type:8' 2"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:College graduate

   Phil Porter's Schools
Clarion University Of Pennsylvania
Clarion,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communication
 

1990 to 1992
Pennridge Hs
Perkasie,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: PCV Sparkler Club
 

1983 to 1987


Phil Porter's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 3 Total Plays: 667 Plays Today: 0
Booze and Goats
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Monkey clock
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My Seed Is Potent
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 16 2009 8:00P
Comedy Works @ Larimer Square Denver CO
Aug 6 2009 8:00P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Aug 7 2009 8:00P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Aug 7 2009 10:30P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Aug 8 2009 5:30P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Aug 8 2009 8:00P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Aug 8 2009 10:30P
Wits End Comedy Club Westminster CO
Aug 15 2009 8:30P
The Rusty Bucket Lakewood CO

Phil Porter's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

The Revenge of Benny Lava  (view more)

Extreme Plumbing Adventures  (view more)

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I Fall Norwegian Style  (view more)

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   Phil Porter's Blurbs
About me:
Cover yourself with plastic, my monkeyshines are sure to send scraps of comedy-packed detritus soaring in your direction. I'm a comedian based in my adopted hometown of Denver, CO. You can see me regularly at the world famous Comedy Works as well as other clubs, bars, street corners, back alleys, basements, and any place that drunks gather to bludgeon their senses with humor.

On Monday nights, I host the Geeks Who Drink pub quiz at the Irish Hound at 6th & st. Paul in Cherry Creek. Come on out and stretch your brain!

You can also see me handling tools on the DIY Network. The episodes I'm on are called Innovators" and Power Play. Click on the links for show times.

For more entertainment, head over to Imaginary Binky to read the rantings of my lovely wife.

And, since June 21, I'm also a proud father. Amos Russell Porter came into the world with a dramatic burst of bodily fluids and has been bringing joy into our home ever since.

Who I'd like to meet:
Nigerian businessmen looking to funnel monies currently impounded in their country to the USA and willing to pay a small percentage to me after they establish my identity as the legal heir to said fortune. I also love to hear from people who can get me great deals on ring tones or might be able to point me to another site which displays naked pictures of them. If you have a site with pictures of yourself naked while you are enjoying free ring tones, I really want to see it!!!

   Phil Porter's Friend Space (Top 11)
Phil Porter has 490 friends.
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Phil Porter's Friends Comments
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Jun 3 2009 9:39 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend. My good Catholic friend Brian McCarthy has a new show called Panty Droppers. In his show he talks about my two favorite subjects sex and liquor. .

Please check it out and visit his site

http://www.myspace.com/brianpmccarthy to tell him what you think of Panty Droppers!
CandorTV





May 27 2009 9:10 PM


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May 22 2009 1:14 PM

www.myspace.com/gigifouquetmusic www.cdbaby.com/gigifouquet www.itunes.com/gigifouquet
Anthony





May 16 2009 2:55 AM

Hey Phil, how are you?
run around, run around, run around...
hahahaha
Agent Neptune





Mar 28 2009 11:47 PM

Ahoy! Agent Neptune would like that thank you for the friendship.
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Mar 25 2009 10:23 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our Comedy of the Week.
myspace.com/SLOTCARTV


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Anthony





Mar 2 2009 10:32 PM

We watched both Planet Terror and Death Race as the double feature.
I liked both.
Best Of Myspace Comedy





Feb 21 2009 12:06 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our choice for Blog of the Week.
myspace. com/SLOTCARTV


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Sarah





Feb 10 2009 11:59 PM

Hey, Phil Porter! I'm sending you a dirty diaper!
Tinkerbell





Feb 5 2009 12:43 PM

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Hey Phil Porter, I am sending you a Fizzing Cherry.



Send me a drink back!

Stephen





Dec 31 2008 1:16 PM

Happy New Year!
Anthony





Dec 12 2008 1:21 AM

I'd probably have to take a pretty spectacular but funny ladder fall to beat out Star Wars kid!
Anthony





Nov 28 2008 4:21 AM

Hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving!!!!!!
Tinkerbell





Oct 1 2008 3:46 PM

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What Movie Kiss Are You?

I got Dirty Dancing. Compare with Me!




Anthony





Sep 4 2008 9:01 PM

Happy Birthday!!!!
Sarah





Sep 3 2008 8:42 PM

Happy Birf, m'love! Soon enough, I will make a cake that you can share with the fruit of our loins. Enjoy eating it while I watch (boohoo), but I will enjoy the fumes of cake wafting through the house.

That picture of you below, sitting on the books and seemingly distraught over the start of school while your brothers strut about with jolly abandon, is my favorite of you three. You will never age beyond that fretful young fella. Should I stack some books for you to sit on today? Perhaps.

By the way, Amos' present for you is in his diaper.
RooftopComedy.com





Sep 3 2008 5:55 PM



And a happy birthday to you from RooftopComedy!
Stephen





Sep 3 2008 3:40 PM

Happy Birthday!!!!!

Have a good one.
MATT™





Sep 3 2008 3:35 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PHIL!
Amanda





Sep 3 2008 2:22 PM

Happy Birthday, Mr.
Philbert! :-) Hope it's a great one!
Suzanne Suzannadanna





Sep 3 2008 2:20 AM

Happy Birthday!
Roger Arnold





Aug 30 2008 4:39 AM

Happy Birthday Day Phil!
Ewe that smell. Is that you?

Rog
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Aug 14 2008 10:44 PM

Your picture is hilarious!
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Aug 2 2008 7:17 PM

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Jul 31 2008 6:53 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD...

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