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Phil Porter

General Info

  • Bio

    Rockin' it with The Robot Chicken Farmers, 1992. I'm the guy in the groovy print dress warbling our classic hit, "Bovine Whorehouse."

Blurbs

About me:

Cover yourself with plastic, my monkeyshines are sure to send scraps of comedy-packed detritus soaring in your direction. I'm a comedian based in my newly-adopted hometown of Warrington, PA, after moving here from my previously-adopted hometown of Denver, CO, where I performed regularly at the world famous Comedy Works as well as other clubs, bars, street corners, back alleys, basements, and any place that drunks gather to bludgeon their senses with humor.

You can also see me handling tools on the DIY Network. The episodes I'm on are called Innovators" and Power Play. Click on the links for show times.

For more entertainment, head over to Imaginary Binky to read the rantings of my lovely wife.

I'm also a proud father. Amos Russell Porter came into the world with a dramatic burst of bodily fluids and has been bringing joy into our home ever since. In August of 2010, we'll be bringing Porter 2.0 into the world!

Who I'd like to meet:

.. Nigerian businessmen looking to funnel monies currently impounded in their country to the USA and willing to pay a small percentage to me after they establish my identity as the legal heir to said fortune. I also love to hear from people who can get me great deals on ring tones or might be able to point me to another site which displays naked pictures of them. If you have a site with pictures of yourself naked while you are enjoying free ring tones, I really want to see it!!!

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Drink: Yes
  • Education: College graduate

Schools

  • Clarion University Of Pennsylvania

    • Clarion,Pennsylvania
    • Graduated: 1992
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Communication
    1990 to 1992

  • Pennridge Hs

    • Perkasie,Pennsylvania
    • Graduated: 1987
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Clubs: PCV Sparkler Club
    1983 to 1987

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