philthy britches

The Philthy Britches: 2009
Top l-r: Gloria Grindem, Rosie Bloodbath, Stingray, Lucy Screws
Next l-r: Ginger Vitus, Dotti Horror, Olivia Face, Dara Licks
Second row l-r: Mercedes Bends, Janet Meano, Mo Pain, Liz Teria
front l-r: Captains Violet Temper & Gefilte Fists

.. The history books tell us that George Washington braved inclement weather and a barefoot march over ice fields to lead his troops across the Delaware River and force the British Army to its knees. Today, a group of skaters draw from this inspiration. They continue to prove themselves just as unstoppable - as well as infinitely more vindictive. Join the revolution and watch as they surpass the speed of swift cannon fire bringing hard-hitting brutality while they circle the track with such speed and intensity that Paul Revere himself would rub his eyes in disbelief if he were here today. They are... your Philthy Britches!..

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