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IS A SUPER FUCKING SOLID GOLD MEMBERMood: cultured culturedPosted at 6:55 PM Jul 25 view more

  • Ryan Tennent

  • 31 / Male
  • Modizzle, California, US

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Modesto, CA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 8"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: Bartender

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  • Nov 25 2009 6:40 AM

    Twas the night before Christmas
    When all through the house
    Not a creature was stirrin
    Not even a mouse
    Mom at the whore house
    Dad smokin grass
    I just settled down for a nice piece of ass
    When out on the lawn I heard a big clatter
    I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
    When out on the lawn I saw a big Dick!
    I knew right then it must be Saint Nick!
    He come down the chimney like a bat out of hell
    I knew at that moment the fucker had fell!!
    He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
    And a big rubber dick for my brother The Queer!
    He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart!
    The fat fucker blew my chimney apart!
    He swore and he curse as he rode out of sight!
    To hell with you all! Im gettin some pussy tonight!!!
    Seasons Greetings!
    Moneys Short
    Times are hard
    Heres your fuckin Christmas Card

    Much love <3 The Cindy
  • Nov 22 2009 1:31 AM

    Photobucket
  • Sep 15 2009 6:05 PM

    aye man did u get my text?
  • Sep 10 2009 1:19 AM

    Hey wassup up brother! How's life? Everything is a lot better here now. I would love to hear from you man. I got a new phone # 256-856-2253.. I'm going to start throwing shows here this summer and looking to kick it off with Gov't Mule.. Hit me up..
  • Aug 22 2009 10:19 AM

    Same to you....yeah, from time to time not like I used to though.
  • Aug 20 2009 12:02 AM

    Happy B-Day
  • Jen

    Aug 19 2009 3:48 PM

    happy birthday!
  • Aug 19 2009 7:08 AM

    happy birthday bro!!  im glad you went rafting with us!!  good times bro!!  hope you have a yummy birthday!!
  • Aug 13 2009 5:07 PM

    Hey Ryan! Sorry we didn't come by on Monday..I have had so much stuff to do!! I still can't believe we are moving in a day! AH! Well if I don't get to see you before we head out of this shit hole thanks for the friendship and I'll see ya when I see ya =)
    ~Brie
  • Z

    Aug 2 2009 8:38 AM

    yeah but its better than "come in-pound me alREDy"
  • Jul 28 2009 3:36 PM

    Your web design for MS is one of the best I have ever seen no didn't know about  BBQ
  • Jul 24 2009 6:52 PM

    ahhah mee either....i will b playin in the 4th annual WSOPAT in december tho..i hope u do too
  • Jul 24 2009 3:05 PM

    you kno its batista101 rite? lol
  • Jul 24 2009 5:24 AM

    hey man u still on PAO??
  • Jun 12 2009 6:38 PM

    Wattup man! Give me a shout I gotta new phone. Hope you're well
  • Jun 5 2009 8:33 AM

    Sadly that's a no can do. I got to teach the pooches from 9-5. We'll have to do it another time fo sheezy
  • Jun 5 2009 8:26 AM

    Its good shit man. I'm getting to kick it with the dogs all day. Speakin of which. When we gonna go hit up some friz-golf?
  • Jun 5 2009 1:04 AM

    So I'm probably gonna be buggin you to help me move again lol. Sorry in advance. Beer will be provided.
  • May 27 2009 9:38 PM

    It's called the greatest victory in PAC man history by Aesop rock.
  • May 27 2009 6:38 PM

    Have you ever heard that song that I posted the lyrics to in that bulletin??
  • May 27 2009 12:20 AM

    sooo what are you waiting for? buy me a ticket bro....!!!!!! I'm there!
  • May 26 2009 3:31 PM

    Yeah you where a good friend i just let melody come between us bro s before hoe s sounds cool i have a big house so any time im in kirkland im working for the zoo woodland park im glad i was able to find you ! Hit me up some time 425 698 8605 so married kids whats up with you ? Me single still no kids
  • May 14 2009 6:54 AM

    You should come hang out tomorrow.. really good show @ Copper my good friend is opening for Fat Skeleton around 8ish.... free drinks till 10 you should come chill with us..... I need your number I lost my phone
  • May 9 2009 10:14 PM

    i no how ya feel! but yeah i had fun ... thanks o n i will get my coat next time i go to ur house
  • Apr 24 2009 7:20 PM

    yup yup. your answer was money.

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