Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house Not a creature was stirrin Not even a mouse Mom at the whore house Dad smokin grass I just settled down for a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn I heard a big clatter I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter When out on the lawn I saw a big Dick! I knew right then it must be Saint Nick! He come down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew at that moment the fucker had fell!! He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer And a big rubber dick for my brother The Queer! He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart! The fat fucker blew my chimney apart! He swore and he curse as he rode out of sight! To hell with you all! Im gettin some pussy tonight!!! Seasons Greetings! Moneys Short Times are hard Heres your fuckin Christmas Card
Hey wassup up brother! How's life? Everything is a lot better here now. I would love to hear from you man. I got a new phone # 256-856-2253.. I'm going to start throwing shows here this summer and looking to kick it off with Gov't Mule.. Hit me up..
Hey Ryan! Sorry we didn't come by on Monday..I have had so much stuff to do!! I still can't believe we are moving in a day! AH! Well if I don't get to see you before we head out of this shit hole thanks for the friendship and I'll see ya when I see ya =) ~Brie
Yeah you where a good friend i just let melody come between us bro s before hoe s sounds cool i have a big house so any time im in kirkland im working for the zoo woodland park im glad i was able to find you ! Hit me up some time 425 698 8605 so married kids whats up with you ? Me single still no kids
You should come hang out tomorrow.. really good show @ Copper my good friend is opening for Fat Skeleton around 8ish.... free drinks till 10 you should come chill with us..... I need your number I lost my phone
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Nov 25 2009 6:40 AM
When all through the house
Not a creature was stirrin
Not even a mouse
Mom at the whore house
Dad smokin grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn I heard a big clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
When out on the lawn I saw a big Dick!
I knew right then it must be Saint Nick!
He come down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew at that moment the fucker had fell!!
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick for my brother The Queer!
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart!
The fat fucker blew my chimney apart!
He swore and he curse as he rode out of sight!
To hell with you all! Im gettin some pussy tonight!!!
Seasons Greetings!
Moneys Short
Times are hard
Heres your fuckin Christmas Card
Much love <3 The Cindy
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