Giggle Me Timbers (or 'Jokes Ahoy!'). It was recorded in front of 35 people in my flat earlier this year. It is available from Trust Me I'm a Thief records (www.trustmeimathief.com) and from Road Records in Dublin.
Wonderful! I'm sure it'll be as awesome as the one in '07. I might have to just make the journey up to see you then. We met last year, and I babbled about some kittens after you talked to a Big Issue seller. It was a true Kodak moment.
Well, so do I, actually. As does everyone I've forced to listen to Jokes Ahoy. (Even those I beat up first and made listen on headphones in intensive care. Especially those, in fact. One blink yes, two blinks nay - like in that film you were in that I liked where that didn't feature but could've... Great movie, I thought!)
Not sure where I was going with this...
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Big(ish - don't want to get carried away!) Up The D'OD!
I have assembled a group, or entourage if you will, of people, animals and things that wish to see you perform in Cork. We meet weekly to discuss your eventual return here, and how nice your hair is. After weeks of deliberation we decided myspace was the best option to get in contact with you.
I have already told everyone that you have agreed to appear in the Half Moon Theatre again this coming August (at a date of your choice), and that you will join us for post-show caviar at a venue of your choosing.
Please don't disappoint little Jeremy. His knees don't work anymore and only the left side of his brain won't function due to the loss of his kneecaps. It's complicated.
A new collection of Comic/Nonsense Verse, For Children, called, ‘Please Do Not Encourage This Nonsense by Purchasing this Book: Poems By Paul H. Tubb’, is available for purchasing.
23 Poems Not about Football, 11 that are about Football and 5 limericks. Paul H. Tubb has put these together, with some illustrations, into a handy book form so that they can be read at anyone’s leisure. Funny Rhyming poems that will delight Children of all ages. Poems about subjects such as Strange Christmas’s, Tone Deaf Dentists and the worlds worst stuntman among others. To learn more, please click on the link below.
finally, i'm going to get to see your show in the galway arts festival. really looking forward to it. don't come down with any deadly virus between now and then.
Ah so glad you asked... my double boxset platinum album is still a figment(the producer ran off with the Hoodoo Gurus). In the meantime you can look at moi on www.youtube.com/jesspaige And have faith. J x
