lost, arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, dexter, squidbillies, the shield, always sunny in philadelphia, assy mcgee
Books
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, fear and loathing in las vegas, ask ed, a brief history of time
Heroes
me, the guy who cut my umbilical cord, the woman who handed him the scissors or what-have-you that was used, the dude at 7-11 who heckled me in a drunken stupor, and made me sure to always question the presence of minorities & the doctor that circumsized me.
tapeworm's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
independence
Body type:
5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
Some college
tapeworm's Schools
Bartlesville Hs
Bartlesville, OK
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1999 to 2001
tapeworm 's shoes hurt. Posted at 3:14 AM Dec 22 view more
About me:
i'm a terrible person. i like awful things. i only care for depravity. i'm a sinner. hello world.
i could tell you that i'm a sociopath, but that would be too blatant. i could tell you that i can't tolerate anyone, but you'd read into that. i could tell you that i wish you and everyone else around you were dead, but that doesn't get anything done. i could say i'm a drug-do-er, but you would just frown and turn away (which wouldn't be so bad, probably)
the people who know me know that writing this amused me more than it amused them, which may amuse them, too, but they also know this was not the intended goal. (again, my amusement is my sole concern, here.)
i might want to meet new people. i say "might" in the sense that i'm not e-fronting: i'm capable of being fun in person as well as drop-dead hysterical online: i'm always well-thought out, baby. no fluffy "pillow-talk" with me. but you've got to not suck ass.
Who I'd like to meet: a charismatic axe murderer seeking simple satisfaction.
drastic & dramatic people who like to impose their lives & their problems on me like i can somehow act as a shrink.
the cunt-bag next door who keeps calling the cops on me for listening to music at 1/15th volume (NOT LOUD GODDAMNIT) or when i'm not listening to music and not making noise. if there was ever a reason for public lynchings to return, i think this one would certainly suffice. she's a modern-day horse thief.
