Ello there! I'm Sarah and I like existing (sometimes), making people's life hell, making fun of children, writing stories about vampires, talking to voices in my head, and getting angry when things don't go my way...
Hahaha! j/k!
OR AM I?!?!?!?! *darty eyes*
Music
The Fray, Thrice, Coldplay, OneRepublic, Saosin, Aerosmith, Amber Pacific, Avenged Sevenfold, Liz Phair, Escape the Fate, Journey, Lonestar, Puddle of Mudd, Underoath, The Used, 30 Seconds to Mars, Red, Sick Puppies, Jewel, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Everclear, Kill Hannah, Hawthorne Heights, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Breaking Benjamin, Hinder, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Yellowcard, Hoobastank, Death Cab For Cutie, The Offspring, Armor for Sleep, Story of the Year, 3 Days Grace, Blue October, Vertical Horizon, Utada Hikaru, TaTu, Trapt, Sum 41, Staind, SR-71, Seether, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Say Hi To Your Mom, Keane, Rob Thomas, Placebo, Queen, Panic! At the Disco, Papa Roach, Five For Fighting, Norah Jones, Nine Days, Nickelback, Black Sabbath, Matchbox 20, Lifehouse, John Mayer, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Incubus, Garbage, Gary Jules, Funeral For a Friend, Fall Out Boy, Eric Clapton, Eminem, Dido, Creed, Damien Rice, Cher, Celine Dion, Barenaked Ladies, Augustana, The All American Rejects, The Afters, The Academy Is, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Simple Plan, DHT, Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carleton, Evanescance , Rascal Flatts, 3 Doors Down, Good Charolette (sp), Shakira, Mandy Moore, Cake, Semisonic, Pink, Alanis Morissette, Jimi Hendrix, Sarah McLachlan, Goo Goo Dolls, Peter Gabriel, Jude, AC/DC, Bare-Naked Ladies, The Beatles, and so much more
Movies
Titanic, TRANSFORMERS!!!!!, Night at the Museum, WALLE, Seventeen Again, Love Actually, 40 Year Old Virgin, Thirteen, Gothika, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Howel's Moving Castle, Moulan Rouge, Jurasic Park, Cars, Finding Nemo, Talledega Nights, Castle in the Sky, Star Wars (three is the best) ,Lord of the Rings, The Day After Tomorrow, Whisper of the Heart, Nausica, Disturbia, The Grudge, The Ring (one and two), Cold Creek Manor, The Breakfast Club, Spiderman 3, Meet the Robinsons (hey...screw you guys...it was cool), The Nightmare Before Christmas, Atlantis (don't ask), I Robot,The Lion King, Pocahontas, Fried Green Tomatoes, In Good Company, A Walk To Remember, Saved, The Others, Sixth Sense, My Girl, and War of the Worlds, Brother's Grimm, and some other random crap
Television
ELEVENTH HOUR!, Cold Case, Buffy, SVU, Moonlight, Hellsing, Death Note, Zombie Loan, FMA, Loveless, Gravitation, Trigun, Futurama, Family Guy, The Closer, Xiolin Showdown, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Ellen Degenerous, Robot Chicken, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Brak Show, The Boondocks, Unsolved Mysteries, CSI, Without A Trace, Boy Meets World, Cold Case Files, Missing, Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Survivor, Cold Case, Storm Stories, Weather Channel crap, George Lopez show, King of the Hill, SNL, and this goes on forever...
Books
Dracula, The Great Gatsby, Codename: Nanny, The Morganville Vampire series, Rainbow Boys, New Moon, Twilight, Tithe, Valient, Prom Nights From Hell, Tantalize, Absolutely Normal Chaos, The Silver Kiss, The Lovely Bones, Walk Two Moons, The Wanderer, Where the Red Ferns Grow, Holes, The Giver, Gathering Blue, The Messenger, All-American Girl, Teen Idol, Cut, Ruby Holler, Chasing Redbird, Autumn Street, A Summer to Die, The Dollhouse Murders, Speak, Fever 1793, One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies, What My Mother Doesn't Know, Kissing Tennessee (yes, I read a lot or short story books...lol), Where the Lillies Bloom, Flipped, Things Not Seen, and a thousand others...lol
Heroes
My cousin Veronica has always been someone I’ve looked up to. She’s always been there for me, through both the good times and the bad. She’s the strongest woman I know, never breaking down, never giving up even when the going gets rough. She works two jobs to support her mother (whose paralyzed) and herself. She responsible, yet still fun. I lurve her! Lol
Mel-Chan! Melissa is the smartest person I’ve ever known. Ever. I mean, she’s just so smart and so kind and such a wonderful person. I don’t even know how to say it. She just kicks so much ass. It’s amazing!
Heather… You have to love Heather… She’s just so cool! In a lot of ways, she’s like a big sister to me, even though we don’t get to talk very often. She has so much wisdom and such lightheartedness that it makes me happy and enlightened to be around her. It’s so famazing! Plus, her cosplays kick serious ass and that is super nifty! Oh and one more thing! If it wasn’t for her, I would have never gotten into Hellsing… lol
Erin is someone I’ve always looked up to, even throughout the times we’ve fought. She’s a very strong and outgoing person who gets a lot of unnessecary shit from stupid people, and it makes me sad that people can’t just stop and see what an amazing person she is. She’s wooonderful at drawing, and is one of the most creative and fun people I know. As far as cosplay goes, she kicks teh ass! Go Erin!
Sybil is… well… she makes me feel immature and ignorant. Because she’s so damn smart! She’s so friendly and liberal and awesome! And we’ve shared some good times together… lol… Cloud. Anywhosa… Sybil will always rock socks… to China… yeah… lol
JARAD! MEXICON 08! MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Not that any of you got that, but this is my kickass friend Jarad. He cosplays awesomely, and he has two big pieces of wood (don’t ask…). Ah…. Good times…
Ellen Degenerous! Why? Cuz she’s so amazing! I mean, she’s not afraid to be openly homosexual, and she doesn’t let it rule her life! And come on… you all know she’s absolutely hilarious…
Ah! And here we see a beautiful picture of Chris Martin holding his daughter, Apple. For all of you ignorant people, Chris Martin is the sexiest vegetarian ever and also happens to be the lead singer of Coldplay as well as my music idol. His voice is so beautiful… Yay!
I thought I’d throw some history at ya! Queen Elizabeth I. She brought England out of Catholicism, kicked Spain’s arse, kicked everyone else’s arse, whatever. But seriously, guys. This woman was so influential and did so much with her rule. She never became corrupt with power, yet she was never afraid to tell people of her authority. She was kick arse. Period.
Mitch Hedberg. He was one hilarious man… His comedy was so different than all the sex shit today… which is still funny, but Mitch actually made original stuff. I loved this guy… R.I.P. Mitch.
Freddy Mercury is SO COOL that he doesn’t need an explanation. If you don’t know who he is, Wikipedia it.
John Lennon was like Jesus with drugs. I mean, he just… wow… how to sum up what he did. He did everything. He actually brought peace. He was a martyr. I don’t care what people say because he did so much with his life, and he died still loving everyone. He’s probably still loving us all from wherever he is now…
Steve Wilkos is fucking amazing. That is all.
I will always see Morgan Freeman as God. I can’t help it. He just… reminds me of what God would be like. And if Morgan Freeman was God, I might be a Christian! Lol
NICOLAS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! One of my fave actors… I don’t know why either. He’s just fawesome. Yeah…
Tiny Fey will ALWAYS be my hero because of her Palin jokes. Always. I loved this woman’s imp
ersonations!
And last but not least, Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing (Come on guys, you knew it was coming…). Man, Integra is awesome. She defines awesome. Why? Because she’s in charge and she’ll take anyone out if necessary. She doesn’t take shit for anyone, and she makes sure that what she says is obeyed. She’s not afraid to be brutal, but she’s still in a way very kind. Something about her just inspires me, as strange as that sounds.
About me: It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee--
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.
I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea,
But we loved with a love that was more than love--
I and my Annabel Lee--
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.
And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsmen came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.
The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me--
Yes!--that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.
But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we--
Of many far wiser than we--
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee:
For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee:
And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee:
And so, all the night-tide, I lay down by the side
Of my darling--my darling--my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea--
In her tomb by the sounding sea.
I'm Sarah
I like vampires and peaches
And books and stuff
My friends mean the world to me
My family does sometimes
If I could have a superpower it would be to FLY
I like the smell of apple orchards and wheat fields
I love to be outside
In my dreams, I'm brave and strong
And beautiful
In real life, I'm Sarah
Don't label me
You probably don't know me
I love music...all kinds
I like peace
Sometimes I could just think for hours
Sometimes I could write for days
I like stories of romance and sorrow
But only when they have a happy ending
I try to think outside the box
But it's tough when you're still in it
I've done some regrettable things
But if I could turn back time, I wouldn't change them
I've learned that everyday is a gift
I forget that often
I try to come across as mean and heartless
But I really do love everyone
I just don't like to be taken advantage of
My life has a purpose
I just haven't figured it out yet
And because you're reading this
You probably know who I am anyway
But this was fun
Thanks for crossing paths with me
It's nice to know you
Who I'd like to meet: Frau-isms:
1) Beig
2) Otherwise
3) MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HAVE AIDS!
4) You know what?...
5) That's retorded!
6) Therr
7) YOU'RE ALL LAZY! STOP SITTING ON YOUR, EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, ASSES!
8) YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO COLLEGE!
9) ALWAYS USE A CONDOM!
To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
"It was very satisfying to see the corpses..." -Dr. Desai
"It's like stemcells gone wild. Isn't that a TV show?" -Dr. Desai
"The wind can blow me, too." -Mr. Sizemore
I'm scanning for sex...
Steve: "Now Vic can continue talking while I wipe..."
Vic: *laughs* "Please... no one ever use that out of context..."
Steve: "I'm wiping the Vic juice!"
Travis: "I tried to draw Ed once, but I got stuck on the part where the tail meets the sauce."
Vic: "Well it's easy to draw Roy. For his head, just draw an empty circle..."
"VIC! HAVE MY BABY!" -MTAC '06
Vic: "I've been doing Ed for a while..."
Crowd: *snickers*
Vic: "YOU GUYS ARE SICK!"
"End your icy bitchood!"
"Do it, Alucard... or I'll put you in the dungeons again until you're so lonely you'd pay spiders for sex!"
"You are most stubborn, Sir Integra Hellsing."
"And you are becoming a pain in the arse!"
"I am tired, Alucard. Will you lay with me tonight, as you did when I was a child, and fight away all the monsters?"
"Immortality is delightful. As is the power, the flowing blood, and the stream of life..." -Alucard; Hellsing
"Black waves of jealousy" - "The Alpha Female" by: DuchessRaven
"The gates of DOOM!" - "The Alpha Female" by: DuchessRaven
"She was a Hellsing after all. A Hellsing that really needed a bloody cigar..." -"Breaking Point" by: The Prophet Talia
"I am Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. I will NEVER give into a vampire!"
"Ho... I thought that's what you just did..."
-"Breaking Point" by: The Prophet Talia
"Well you thought WRONG! Get off me now, Monster!" -Integra; "Breaking Point" by: The Prophet Talia
"Do not EVER forget WHO is the MASTER here!" -Integra; "Breaking Point" by: The Prophet Talia
"You're in the embrace of a monster, Integra. Christ is nowhere to be found in this..." - Alucard; "Breaking Point" by: The Prophet Talia
Daboogledator!
"You and I, even if we die and crumble to pieces, we all have no choice but to end up tangled among the entrails of the heart." -Alucard; Hellsing
"I'm 10 different types of badass now!"
"Oh isn't that cute? Ryuk trying to be useful..." -Death Note Abridged
"Oh and if you didn't notice the giant letter L on your screen, I should tell you that I'm the real L and you're a fucking retard for thinking I would show my real name and face on TV..." -Death Note Abridged
"Are you all retarded?! You know this isn't turkey!!" -Death Note Abridged
"Attention Faggot, my mustasche is telling you to shut the fuck up!" -Death Note Abridged
"Your face is so ugly, it deprives me of my brain fuel!"
"Your mom is my goal!"
"What you call discovery, I call rape of the natural world..."
"The toner in the printer is running out..."
"You guys are like squirrels and you're driving me nuts!"
"Since Todd is the fountain of all knowledge..."
"Mrs. Flakes = Mrs. Flakey Face...forever..."
"And as I jumped higher and higher, I felt as if I reached my arm up, I could touch the sky. One day, I will."
"Anything can happen if you really believe..."
"The Cliff...wow... sounds kinda like a gay horror film..."
"Satan's going to kidnap you for eating his cookies..."
"A covalent bond does the twist and then eats a sandwich before chilling out with Hellsing people and having a huge party. Finally, everyone is bonded..." -My answer to a question in chemistry
"You know if some sluts saw some... other sluts they'd be like...,'Ew..........sluts...'"
"Enrico might try something, after all, he is Catholic..."
"Only the dead have seen the end of war." -Plato
"This is not Burger King, Federal Express, or the Library of Congress; therefore I do not do it your way, deliver overnight, or know everything."
"Eve was framed."
"I think, therefore I'm dangerous!"
"Please take the chairs away. I don't like them. The big one is staring at me and that short one is being very droll." -Ben; Knocked Up
"Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!" -Random Guy; Knocked Up
"Because your face looks like a vagina." -Jay; Knocked Up
Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
"Fuck me in the beard." -Martin; Knocked Up
"I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves." -Debbie; Knocked Up
"Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling, guess what the fuck's up? Allison is going into labor and you are not fucking here, you know where your at? Your at a fucking bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shit, and you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you, I'm gonna pop a fucking cap in your ass. Your dead, your Tupac, you are fucking Biggie you piece of shit, I hope you fucking die or drop the chair and kill that fucking kid... I hope your plane crashes, peace fucker!" -Ben; Knocked Up
"May the grass be with you..."
"Alucard and I seem to have the same taste in women..."
"Stupid, unreliable vampire..."
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner..."
"OH MY GOD! GOKU IS JESUS!"
"I used my phantom penis..."
"He's from the Garden of Eden. Anderson tore out Adam's other rib and killed Satan with it."
"DON'T HURT CHICKEN OR I'LL RIP YOUR TESTICLES OFF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
"I need to collect souls in order to have hot sticky vampire sex with my pet..."
"I WILL CROSS THE STREAM FOR I AM INTEGRA!"
"Nerdbling"
"Stop poking me with your wood!"
"Sexy vampires dunkin donuts up the ass..."
"I'm half knowledge, half Satan..."
"I'm eating the Devil right now, so it doesn't matter..."
"Once you go black, you never go back!" Ms. York
"It's the feeling of foreboding. You know it's going to happen. Weren't you the one who told me that I had some weird curse. I should've listened harder cuz all I can do is observe as history repeats itself again..."
"I hate that empty feeling when your heart hurts...For a while it feels like it's not even there..."
"I'd Give you my kidney..."
"Not if I gave you my kidney first..."
I'm so glad I've finally found love. It's funny when you think you've loved and lost, only to find that youu never actually knew love to begin with.
Quote to live by:
“Alright.” He moved a bit closer to her and brushed a strand of hair out of her face. In a normal state of mind she would never have allowed it. “Why don’t you start with why you feel I’m important, and we’ll go from there.”
“Because I love you.”
His hand stopped in midair. “I beg your pardon?”
“I love you,” she said, once again to herself, as casually and logically as anything. “You’re important because I love you. I know Walter is important because I love him. And Seras, too. And my father. All the things and people I love are important.”
Alucard slowly pulled his hand away from her. She didn’t notice.
“But I don’t know why I love you,” she said, and laid back down on the bed, closing her eyes. “I can’t remember the reason I love you. That makes me sad. Because I think I love you the most.”
Dude I seriously like, I have so much stupid shit going on right now but I feel fucking good. Idk. & It's chill. I mean, it's the best book I've had to read for school. lol.
I just noticed under your school information you claimed you were a "German lover." Now, while I KNOW that you probably mean that you just love German, I'm going to take the time to make sure that you're not holding out on me on some service I could possibly get from a clandestinely foreign friend.
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