Johnson
Johnson It's like laughing so hard you'll shoot orange juice out your nose.

Male
33 years old
St. Louis, Missouri
United States



Last Login: 8/18/2009
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    Johnson's Interests
GeneralInvesting, Sports, Technology, Information, NEWS, The Ocean, The Mountains, The Sun, The Beach, Black Holes, Linear Accelerators, Matter / AntiMatter, Superconductors, People, Animals, Living Things, Plants are cool, Granola Life, Camping, Music, Travel, Movies
MusicPHiSH, Grateful Dead, Keller Williams, Beatles, The Ventures, Kula Shaker, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Leftfield, Johnny Cash, MMW, Galactic, The Aquabats, String Cheese Incident, dmb, 60s Music, anything funk that you can play on the bass and that sounds good, and much much more...
MoviesThe Big Lebowski, The Goonies, Star Wars, Boiler Room, Life Aquatic, Pulp Fiction, Amelie, Lost In Translation, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Stranger Than Fiction, A Clockwork Orange.
TelevisionArrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, Sex AND The City, Cramer's Mad Money, Schoolhouse Rock, The Office.
BooksOn The Road (Jack Kerouac), Alice In Wonderland (Lewis Carroll), 2001 A Space Oddysey (Arthur C. Clarke), The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), Pissing in the Snow & Other Ozark Folktales (Vance Randolph), Complete Stories and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe (Edgar Allen Poe), I Know What You're Thinking (Lillian Glass) Seasons (Stephen King), Running With Scissors (Augusten Burroughs), Catch 22 (Joseph Heller)
HeroesAnyone who is a Global Thinker with big ideas who can chase down their dreams turning them into reality. Also: The Aquabats, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Bill Murray, David Letterman, Nelson Mandela, Cliff and Kat, Steve Jobs.
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     Johnson's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St. Louis, MO
Body type:6' 6" / Average
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Rocket Scientist / Rock Star / Paperback Writer

   Johnson's Schools
Webster University
St Louis, MISSOURI
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
 

2000 to 2003
University Of Evansville
Evansville, IN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Biology
Greek:   Sigma Phi Epsilon

1994 to 1997
Eureka Sr. High
Eureka, MO
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Business
 

1991 to 1994

   Johnson's Networking
Technology - IT - IT Manager


   Johnson's Companies
A Big Financial Firm
Somewhere, MO US
Project Coordinator
IT

A Very Small Company
Somewhere Else, MO US
Sr. Technical Support Specialist
IT

Another Very Small Company
Even Somewhere Else, MO US
Market & Research Analyst
Research and Development




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   Johnson's Blurbs
About me:
My dog eats cats like yours for breakfast...but we're working on that. He really eats dog food and NOT small cats. And I do love cats too - it was just a joke...no hard feelings. We are working together to socialize with other dogs and all types of animals including cats. That is still our goal. We are making some progress. Voltaire my roommate moved in this past year. Voltaire likes the outside and long walks, so I think it will be a pretty good match. Lately I have been using the nickname Badass, since Voltaire is just that. So, you can call him either Voltaire or Badass - he responds to both.

Hi - I am Johnson. I am also known as Schwanson, not to be confused with Swan...or Swanson.

I am a Sr. Project Coordinator at a very large financial firm in St. Louis, MO not to be named here. I enjoy what I do. I negotiate to make sure everyone is happy with new SW / HW implementations. My background is in the world of IT. My job is to connect people with people and ideas with solutions.

It took me a long time to finish college, and I probably went to a school that you went to at one point. I have lived in Madrid and traveled all over the globe.

I watch the movie first and then read the book, so I can appreciate both. My thoughts and actions are genuine and true. I like to think outside of the box.

Once when I was about 6 or 7, Tony and I had this idea. We grew up next to the driving range that is no longer there. The golfers would hit golf balls into our yard. We figured out pretty quickly that the golf balls could be sold back to the range for pure profit. It paid for the driving range and the batting cage.

Tony and I decided that we could make even more money by selling the golf balls not from our back yard, but from within the driving range itself too - the only catch, we had to get to the other side of the fence. I had decided to look for the wire cutters so that we could cut a hole in the fence. Not knowing that it was destructive at the time and that someone would have to pay to put up new fence patching where we had cut through - we cut a hole, crawled through and would gather as many golf balls as we could and place them into a 5 gallon bucket. Tony would feed me golf balls through the fence and I would fill the buckets and bring them to his garage.

From there we had an endless supply of batting cage money. One day we got caught. A guy in a golf cart pulled up next to Tony and I and told us we needed to drop what we were doing and remain there. He was going to call the cops on us. That scared us half to death. We waited until he drove off - and then we bolted for home. I am sure the explanation we told to our parents made no sense. We never got caught by the police though...

Tony and I learned our lesson that day and swore to come up with a better money making idea. From then on out we spent our time hitting the golf balls back over the fence. Sometimes we would try to hit the golfers at the tee and then hide behind the hillside at my house. It was funny to see them so focused and not expect the golf balls to come back at them.

Why do I use MySpace? MySpace provides me with a place to keep in touch with friends that I know in the real world. I am interested in meeting all kinds of people and can't wait to meet you too.
Who I'd like to meet:
Steve Jobs, Robin Williams, Chewbacca, David Letterman, Robert Kiyosaki, Trey Anastasio, Bill Murray, The Aquabats, Madonna, Michio Kaku, Will Farrell, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, John Nash, God, Jimmy Hendrix, Jerry Garcia, Jimmy Hoffa, Andy Warhol, Harriet Tubman, Pablo Picasso, Harper Lee, Sally Ride, Andy Kaufman, Richard Feynman, Anne Frank, Stanley Kubrick... and anyone who knows how to salsa dance....

   Johnson's Friend Space (Top 16)
Johnson has 105 friends.
 Voltaire 


 Chewbacca 


 The Jay Sheputis Fan Club 


 Swan 


 kq 


 Carter 


 Beer Baron 


 Elizabeth 


 Steve 


 Sherry 


 Mike 


 Natalie 


 brett 


 Anthony 


 BART 


 Jeff & Eun Mi 





Johnson's Friends Comments
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Swan

Swan



Nov 26 2008 5:08 AM

Pulsar solutions and more is now hiring.
Amanda

Amanda



Jun 20 2008 2:40 PM

Hey! Did you go to the game Tuesday night? We went to that game and yesterdays.
They sucked! Oh, and how was the lake weekend?
Gretchen

Gretchen



Jun 20 2008 8:43 PM

why are you miserable?!?! Hope things are better cause at least its friday and no work tomorrow ;)
Swan

Swan



Aug 8 2008 4:45 AM

Johnson, go see Stepbrothers. Will Ferrell wears a pirate hat. It so reminds me of the Pink Pearl.
Gretchen

Gretchen



Jul 29 2008 2:09 PM

Hey KJ... sorry we kept playing phone tag! How are things? I am still working to see if we can come to the farm, i appreciate the invitation but at this point i am still working with brian to see if i am going to be driving the kids up there as well as its my gmas 85th bday, i will let you know.
Hopefully we can connect soon!
Natalie

Natalie



Jul 22 2008 4:58 AM

argh!
niki

niki



Jul 16 2008 7:01 PM

hey Schwanson. Haven't heard from or about you in eons. Hope you are well. . .
Take care
Carter

Carter



Apr 15 2008 7:36 PM

Another little something I found that had "Johnson" all over it.

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Swan

Swan



Jun 4 2008 2:23 AM

Gulf Shores 52 days.
Deal with it.
Gold Gym told me they haven't seen you.
Carter

Carter



May 30 2008 10:24 PM

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kq

kq



May 8 2008 1:00 PM

You're right I did steal a pizza from Gold's Gym. My bad.
Swan

Swan



May 7 2008 1:50 AM

Yeah, I'm sure if Golds was to call anyone, you would be the last person on their list, unless they were checking to see if you were still alive because you haven't been there in 10 years.
~♥Mrs. B

~♥Mrs. B



Mar 30 2008 12:06 AM

Happy Birthday
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Hope it's a great one!
Elizabeth

Elizabeth



Feb 14 2008 9:01 PM

Happy First Day of Spring Training!
kq

kq



Feb 12 2008 5:14 AM

Johnson, this says you have 116 friends. You're pretty cool but not that cool. How much are you paying these people.
kq

kq



Feb 12 2008 4:56 AM

You didn't know I was from Yugoslavia? You don't know me anymore. Swan is right when he says KU sux. If Mizzou beats Texas, and Texas beats Kansas, then MU is better than Texas...this is simple logic. Sorry Elizabeth.
Swan

Swan



Jan 30 2008 12:52 AM

KU Sux!
Elizabeth

Elizabeth



Jan 18 2008 4:08 AM

Rock Chalk . . . . Jayhawk . . . . KU!!!!!!!!!
Swan

Swan



Jan 17 2008 5:10 AM

i remember when johnson used to blog 5 times a day, sometimes rambling on about nothing other time rambling on about blogging. lately though his o/c has him more concerned with not going to golds gymn than it does blogging.
Natalie

Natalie



Dec 31 2007 2:14 AM

I was just thinking..my mom has LOADS of HORRIBLY TACKY Xmas sweaters! Remind me to dig one out for you next year! I already asked her and she said it was fine..as long as she didn't have to dig them out!
Sherry

Sherry Barnes Erxleben



Dec 28 2007 7:43 PM

Hey if you don't have plans for New Years Eve you should come over. We are having a party!
Swan

Swan



Dec 25 2007 5:16 PM

Merry Christmas!
~♥Mrs. B

~♥Mrs. B



Dec 25 2007 6:00 AM


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Hope you have a wonderful holiday!
Luc

Luc



Dec 2 2007 2:05 AM

hey, what's happenin? let's get some beers sometime. did i hear something about crazy sweaters?
KARI

KARI



Nov 22 2007 10:48 PM

Happy Thanksgiving
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