I just downloaded the audiobook versions of all 11 books of Robert Jordan's "The Wheel of Time" series, and created this in the meantime... ...instead of finishing your album cover. Boy, I'm a real piece of work, I tell ya!
Becky messed up my Eggo-minis this morning. I told her to take 20 laps. She took 20 laps. I had to cook the Eggo-minis myself. They were the last ones. My kids love Eggo-minis. Sucks for my kids. Tomorrow, I'll probably go to Atlantic City. I'll come back and tell Becky to get me a seedless watermelon. When she asks why, I'll tell her I'm pregnant. She's dumb, so she'll believe me. If she doesn't, I'll pee in the closet and tell her she did it. One time, she tried to tell me that I came home and peed on the N64. She even showed it to me. It was covered with pee. Know what I said to her? "You're welcome. "
