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kelsey pie's Interests
General
i'm a goofball, a big flirt and an even bigger teeny bopper.
i've been boy-crazy ever since i can remember!
tragic love stories, glam, bombshell bodies, horror movies, monsoon season in arizona, musicals, romantic comedies, slapping people around, bloody mary drinks, frederick krueger, casting movies, haikus, sugar daddies, jrock, scottish accents, zombies, vampires, racoons, southern gentlemen, childhood memories, old SNICK, my hamster (RIP, pei pei), pauly shore, asian boys, giving love, taking love, making love, revenge, compassion, trust, dignity, courage, catholocism, mythology, scary ass mermaids, fallen angels, creepy old films, bling bling, disneyland, astronomy.
Music
SILENCE IS GOLDEN, however:
BLOODHOUND GANG, rob zombie, dixie chicks, trina, lil kim, marilyn manson, i could listen to bjork sing all day, 2gether, the "mop top" beatles,
miyavi
lots of japanese rock music
..and last but not least:
prince, the sexiest motherfucker alive.
to whomever it may concern
you must come to your senses
there are no KINGS on this earth
only PRINCES
anyway, my category of music is apparently called "singles and soundtracks."
Movies
my sassy girl
high school musical, high school musical 2, haggard, phantom of the opera, velvet goldmine, wayne's world, freddy vs jason, harold and kumar go to white castle, borat!, grease, dirty dancing, BASEketball, the hot chick, bad santa, clueless,
night of the living dead, the nightmare on elm street series, orgazmo,
purple rain, the boy who could fly, encino man, dead man on campus,
newsies, a hard day's night, mean girls, dirty love, the devil's rejects, drop dead fred, the fly, dagon, gia, just like heaven, 13 going on 30, the sweetest thing, the little mermaid, empire records, revenge of the nerds, pete's dragon, life with mikey, superbad, perfume, knocked up, all the harry potter movies (except the first one), hot rod, the doom generation, just my luck, this girl's life, dirty work
Television
boy meets world is basically the best show ever
viva la bam is a close second.
two and a half men, absolutely fabulous, masters of horror, aqua teen hunger force, space ghost: coast 2 coast, south park, gearhard reinke's wanderlust, that 70's show.
Books
THE BIBLE; skinny bitch, by rory freedman and kim barnouin; bad astronomy, by phil plait; a man on the moon, by andy chaikin; liberalism is a mental disorder, by michael savage; secret vampire, by lj smith; magazines: fangoria, rue morgue, people, tabloids.
Heroes
pamela fucking anderson.
the girl who never heard she couldn't do something.
carl sagan, dr. laura schlessinger, michael savage, breathless mahoney, jessica rabbit, sharpay evans, jeffrey ross, jimmy pop, evil jared, matt stone, trey parker, shaye saint john, any person who defends and serves this country, the Apollo 1 crew that died in the messy rush to win the space race in 1967.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
and it may be necessary from time to time
to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
nightmares.
give them pleasure;
the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare
romance.
they spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.
this is me.
Who I'd like to meet:
not people with no picture.
not hippies.
not people with pictures of their car/truck.
no cocky man-whores.
however, i WOULD like to meet:
• omg hot asians.
• hot gingers.
• hot 19 year old boys.
• astronomy nerds.
• my heroes.
• people who will take my abuse.
• people i can trust.
• someone who will buy me things.
• someone who can teach me something.
• people who will make movies with me.
• the whole viva la bam crew.
• someone that will make me feel beautiful.
• people who don't get offended.
• people who like to be offended.
• people who like offensive things.
Hi honey!! He will contact you re: info ok? Also you can email him too at photos@isaiahmays.com That would be awesome too!! Hope you are doing awesome. I would love to work with you...thanks so much! Love Alexis xoxoxo ;)
i just got back to TUC TOWN. i wanna see u. plus i got something for u. answer your phone. i just got my place too, it's a big ass house and i want you to see it. i'ight then 5000.
I'm not mad. It was probably misccommunicated to you. I just missed my hammock. Oh yeah I have a huge pitbull with rabies tied to my hammmock now, so I wouldn't try that little stunt again. See you guys out.
