The son of one of the Producer of Pigdog Industries. He and his father are locked in an evergoing battle to ruin each other. That's is why Calvin was sent to be on Pigdog Allstars. But Calvin's Father should have thought twice about that idea.
The Magical Hobo:
Thought only to be legend until a documentary proved his existence. He roams the world living only with the clothes on his back and scavages for food from anywhere. But just because he looks stupid doesn't mean he is! Many people have tried to catch him to get him to grant his wishes, but due to his speed, agility, and magic.... it is still unknown as to how to get them. He is a mighty warrior, a force to be reckoned with. So beware because you dont know what he might do next.
Squirrel Boy:
Once a normal human boy. But one day he was attacked by a mutant killer squirrel which injected it's DNA into his blood causing him to turn into a horrible mutant. He nows roams the earth neither animal nor human trying to find his place in this cold dark world. He is a crazed maniac like everyone thinks or is he just misunderstood? You decide.
Unknown (AKA: John Doe):
Someone who saw the ads on myspace for the show and showed up to the mansion because he thought it was a contest. Will he be able to survive the All star house and it's inhabitants?
Crow Boy:
A strange character that can only act good when he pretending to be a bird (preferably a crow). He was was in a Pigdog production not too long ago. He has lived these past several years awaiting the release of his movie. But what he was never told was that the project was scrapped in the editing room due to budget cuts. He was invited to the All Star Mansion to make him think that the movie is still in production.
Dead Guy:
Has appeared in several Pigdog films as a corpse. His break-through role was in movie Wrench (A Pigdog parody of the movie SAW). He is still dead, but some people say they have seen him move about druing his films. Is this true? Find out yourself.
Axe Murderer:
Once a normal Young man trying to make a living in the world by testing the efficiency of Verizon cell phones. But one day while walking through the woods, he was attacked by a blood thirsty dear. He survived but was horribly scared both phyically and mentally. He now lives in a world drenched in shadows. He knows nothing of what the real world looks like. He now seeks revenge not only on the man who took his job, but also anyone who stands in his way. So beware.
All Star Host(creator of Pigdog Films):
The mastermind behind all the classic PigDog Movies. He genius is sometimes overlooked by his strange behaviors and has sometimes been called "crazy". Due to PigDog's sucess, he lives in the mansion in which the show is hosted. Will he be able to survive living with all these character or is it just the opposite?
Army Man:
Was in a more recent film made by PigDog. He was nice was a child's plastic play toy. But when one day an young man threw him over into a pile of toxic waste, he became Army man and saught Vendetta on the young man that almost took his life. He is now a servant to the Host of Pigdog Allstars and does his bidding, whatever it may be.
Movies
Naked Gun Trilogy, Any M. Night Shyamalan, Any Jim Carrey film and of course our own.
Books
Books are for Sissys!!
Heroes
M. Night Shyamalan, Jim Carrey, Captain Kirk and Scotty, Jackie Chan in Drunken Master, Leslie Nielsen
Once upon a time, there were 3 young lads, Carefree and giddy. But these boys had a special passion, they loved to make homemade movies. One day, they had an idea to make a movie company that would show the world a different kind of humor. At first their movies were OK. But as time went on, their skills grew and they found the key to making fantastic movies, the infamous iMOVIE. It gave them powers they never dreamed of. When they messed up a line, they could magically place anopther clip in it's place without anyone even knowing, they could create lightning, rain, thunder all at the click of a button, they could even speed up or slow down time itself. As they practiced and made more movies, their powers became great and so did their numbers. 3 grew to 5, from 5 then to 8, from 8 then to 10 and bigger and bigger. Before they knew it, the small clan became a band of brothers that spread acorss the land making movies that wowed audiences and made people clap with applause and stand in awe of the achivement that was PigDog industries. Nothing could be compared to such a glory.
But as time grew so did their responsibilities. The group began to dwindle into only a select few, but all still had the passion from the days of old. All left to follow dreams and bigger and better things, but they left with the hope that one day, the PigDog will rise form the ashes like the mighty Phoenix and another Pigdog film would grace the big screen. The exact day of this reoccurance is not sure, but it was promised by the Brethren to one day come together again and make a movie with the spirit of the humorous anticts of long ago.
But just recently the Dice have been cast, the gears are now turning, and the Phoenix has risen from the ashes. Pigdog has arisen from it's eternal slumber and has brought it's finest Quality of Film making. Be prepared my brethern, be prepared.
SQUIRREL BOY
Hey Those guys in those videos are hot. They should one day rise up and retake their former glory. plus I now have access to a 20,000 dollar camera and an editing room.
this is seriously the best thing EVER!!! i laughed sooo hard on that "about me" and the music made me even more filled with joy and honor to be in a select few of these great and mighty beasts of movies...
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