Legally Blonde, Wargames, Transformers, American Pie, Matrix, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Star Trek 4, Spaceballs
Television
Wildboyz, Wild-N-Out, Best Week Ever, I Love the ___'s, Sportscenter, PTI, commercials, prime time game shows (Deal Or No Deal, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader, et al)
Slidell High School
Slidell,Louisiana
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: ROTC, gifted classes, In Medias Res, the geek clique
1989 to 1992
Pike Spice's Companies
Schwegmann Slidell, LA US everything except management
1994-1999
Winn-Dixie Slidell, LA US cashier, bagger, buggy chaser
1999-2000
Bi-Lo Greenville, SC US cashier, bagger, buggy chaser
Nov 2000-Mar 2001
Spinx Greenville, SC US the 10pm-6am guy
2001-
Pike Spice loving you <3 Posted at 1:14 PM Jul 18, 2007 view more
My name is David and I'm 35. (SRSLY!)
I'm not ''too old'' to be on MySpace. You're too young.
I'm straight as an arrow.
Yes, I really do love the Spice Girls.
I'm not secretly a married man looking to have an affair. I really am single. And it totally sucks.
I didn't join MySpace looking to get laid.... but I wouldn't object to it if it were to come along.
I was brought up on the mean streets of Slidell, LA, living the kind of middle-class life only a true preppy would understand. Now I sow my seeds all up and down I-85 in northern SC.
I can't slice a tomato worth a damn.
I'm a realist with no self-esteem. I've come to terms with the fact that I'm ugly.
I'm immature for my age, but I can switch it well and act like a 30-something as well. Hence, I get along with just about anyone: I have friends under 18 as well as over 40.
I'm a huge Math nerd. Numbers turn me on.
I suck at Sudoku. Ironic, isn't it? My heritage:
I use big words to make myself seem more intellectual than I really am.
Since I grew up in the 80's, I love just about everything from that decade: the music, the movies, the fads, the hair.
I consider myself to be one of the sexiest ugly guys around. Mick Jagger is who I look up to because he set the standard for sexy ugly guys.
If I could be a manwhore, I would.
Sight-seeing is my passion. I love to take drives when I have time off of work and just take in the scenery. Naturally, since I love sight-seeing, I also love photography. I love both taking pictures and having my picture taken.
I suck at photographing people. Taking photos of landscapes and historical buildings are much easier. Waterfalls are a thing of amazement and pure beauty.
Bowling is another of my passions. I've been to over 200 alleys and average in the 170's.
I shave my chest because chest hair is gross.
I've had the same hairstyle all my life and have never dyed it either.
I've never had a beer, cigarette or joint in my life.
I can't live without caffeine in the form of sodas like Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew and Pepsi.
I eat a banana a day to keep cramps away.
I don't believe in eating healthy. I believe in eating what tastes good, but in moderation.
Some of my favorite places to dine are Schlotzky's, Arby's, Pizza Hut, Jack In The Box, Sonic, Stevi B's Pizza, Burger King and the Waffle House.
I love the beach as much as the next person, but I don't consider myself a beach bum. I can only spend a few hours at the beach at a time. Beach vacations are boring; beach daytrips are the best.
Although not a big fan of the team, the Notre Dame fight song rulez.
Christmas is my favorite holiday aside from my birthday (May 2).
It's my belief that God decides at the time of our birth whether we are straight or gay and then assigns us one special person whom is to be our soulmate. For that reason, I don't consider bisexuality a valid sexual orientation. It's a hobby.
I've found gay people to be among the most loving and caring creatures on earth and it's a shame that most states will deny them the chance to make their love for their soulmates official by banning same-sex marriages.
Pierced navels, makeup, white pants and brunettes are among the things that turn me on.
Bitches (read: any woman who considers that word a compliment) and camoflauge clothing are my biggest turn-offs.
Pedophiles and people with no necks creep me out.
Girlie girls rule, tomboys drool.
I miss my mom dearly. The poor thing died of cancer in May '05 and I think about her every day, trying to live my life in a manner that would make her proud.
I have my own website, pikespice.com, which I don't update as much as I used to (before I became a MySpace addict).
I once took the 1,000-question survey on Bzoink.
I live by myself, so I pay my own bills, cook my own meals and do my own laundry. I'm hen-pecked.
I love commercials. Sometimes they're better than the actual show.
If you write to me and you're not a spammer, I will write back. I think it's incredibly rude to ignore messages.
Basically, if you don't hate your life, talk to me. I wanna hear from positive people. :)
Who I'd like to meet: normal people, funny people, mature people, pretty girls, dope guys, fans of things that I'm a fan of, people who like to have random conversations, and maybe even some celebrities.
I hear you, I miss those days too! Being so eager to check myspace daily all the time but now I'm lucky if I get to pop on each day just to check anything. lol
Oh cool, you will have a great vacation I'm sure and I love Hampton Beach! I wish I could come and visit ya there!
Hi! Oh I know, we were so addicted to coming here and now I'm like, eh whatever. No one is here really. Most I have on facebook as well. Not that I talk on there much to anyone either. lol
Oh where will you be in NH and Vermont? How long do you have a vacation for? I'm sure you will have a great time. :)
Ha ha I hear ya though I'm not on facebook enough these days either. Never thought the day would come where I didn't come on here much. Been going on any cool road trips lately?
