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Pilsner Urquell
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Glug, glug, glug.
Male
103 years old
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
United States
Last Login: 9/29/2008
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Pilsner Urquell's Interests
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| General | I am told that after consuming a fair amount of me, I, in fact, harness for the consumer, these wonderful attributes:
1-3 Units:
I make you funnier, and of couse, more enjoyable to be around.
4-6 Units:
You become much smtr.
6-9 Units:
Other people actually become tolerable and even likeable.
10-12 Units:
Most of what you say is very charming and interesting.
13-15 Units:
You seem to be very attractive. Strangely, so do others.
16-19 Units:
You skillfully bag your prey and then in turn, get them into the sack when you are half in the bag.
20-22 Units:
From what you remember, you are once again a sexual dynamo.
24-?? Units:
Reports inconclusive....hazy..good luck with that itching sensation. Cheers! | | Music | I appreciate all kinds. | | Movies | Are better when drinking me! | | Television | Can only be tolerated when drinking obscene amounts of me! | | Books | Are hard to read after 12 bottles of me. Put the book down and pick up another one of me. | | Heroes | Doctors that perform liver biopsy's. |
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Pilsner Urquell's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Hometown: | Plzen, Czech | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini |
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Pilsner Urquell's Blurbs |
About me:
The first Pilsener, brewed in 1842 Bohemia, was a lager unlike any other. Its brilliant clarity, golden color, and light body made it an instant success in a world that was accustomed only to dark, heavy, cloudy beers. Its popularity soared. Within a couple of decades it was being exported around the world.
No sooner had shipments of this new beer reached American shores than brewers set to work duplicating the style. The import's subsequent impact on American brewing trends is most manifest in the popularity of its most famous American successor, Budweiser. No imitator, however, can hope to match the true character of this Czech original. Brewed with a combination of soft Plzen water, home-malted barley, superb native Saaz hops, and a lager yeast originally smuggled out of Bavaria more than 150 years ago, Pilsner Urquell is to this day a true king of beers
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone with a functioning liver, albeit poorly.
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