JEss
JEss Keep the change ya filthy animal

Female
21 years old
Centennial, Colorado
United States



Last Login: 12/23/2009
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    JEss's Interests
General Writing, reading, herbal tea, horror/gore movies, Heavy metal, Goth metal, Dark metal, Black metal, Symphonic metal...anything metal!, Instrumental music, camping and outdoorsy stoofs, video juegos, cereal, tattoos, candles, walking, philosophy, blasting my music, the mountains, cold rainy and/or snowy weather.
Music Nightwish, System Of A Down, Evanescence, Leaves' Eyes, Kasabian, Nirvana, Linkin Park, Within Temptation, AFI, Slipknot, Korn, Tarja Turunen, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Disturbed, Gröûp X, Cradle of Filth, Lostprophets, Weird Al Yankovic, I FUCKING HATE COUNTRY MUSIC!
Movies my favorite movie is Clue! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Beetlejuice, Pineapple Express, Superbad, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, The Prince of Egypt, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Bride of Chucky, The Devil's Rejects, Final Destination, Rose Red, Dead Silence, House on Haunted Hill, The Others, Blazing Saddles, The Shining, The Number 23, Saw 1,2,3 and 4, Dragonfly, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Dumb and Dumber, the Austin Powers movies, Monty Python, basically anything scary, gorey, and/or funny. I love being scared shitless!!!
Televisionmyspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics Teen Titans, The Twilight Zone, South Park, Cop dramas. I don't really watch tv a whole lot.
BooksMy favorite book is Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe. I have an innate fascination with reading about serial killers and mass murders. My favorite author is T.A. Barron. I also like Stephanie Meyer, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Richelle Mead, Joan Greenburg, Jules Verne, and Joe Hill. I like the philosopher Michel Foucault as well. My favorite categories are fantasy, horror, and adventure. Good Non-fiction Books/Authors/Topics: Edgar Allan Poe, William Wordsworth, Philosophy (any of it, I love it all) World Religions, Psychology, Latin.
HeroesROBERT STACK! HE'S THE MAN! Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

     JEss's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dodge City, Kansas
Body type:5' 10"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Human Resources Tech by day Vigilante by night

   JEss's Schools
Community College Of Denver
Denver, CO
Graduated: N/A
Major: Philosophy
Minor: English
 

2006 to Present
Thunderridge High School
Highlands Ranch, CO
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: pssh..like I'm gonna be in any sports or clubs, that's bull shit!
 

2002 to 2006



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   JEss's Blurbs
About me:
I love to joke around and just hang out and be lazy. I'm a book nerd and damn proud of it. I like my metal and I like it loud! I have a horrible mouth and I absolutely love it. I'm a bitch when I get hungry, so watch out! I'm a vegetarian but I don't give a shit if you're the biggest carnivore on the planet. In my leisure time I like to read (of course), listen to music or make dirty jokes with my friends. Think I'm quiet? Yeah, most of the time. Probably because I have some totally unnecessary and inappropriate joke that I'm dying to tell you but can't because it'll make your virgin ears bleed!...Well that or you'll be so offended that you will threaten to sue me...bring it on mutha fuckas! Myspace Layouts
Who I'd like to meet:
No one. I hate you all.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jessica
Birthday:January 13th
Birthplace:Kansas
Current Location:Colorado
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:blackish brown
Height:5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed:Righty
Your Heritage:Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today:Vans pink penguinz!
Your Weakness:cheesecake and donuts!
Your Fears:Fish
Your Perfect Pizza:pineapples and green peps (yeah laugh at the freak)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Learn as much as possible
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol and wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up:What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature:eyes
Your Bedtime:whenever the fuck i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory:the cabin
Pepsi or Coke:I hate pop
MacDonalds or Burger King:I don't eat fast food
Single or Group Dates:How about a nice roundhouse kick to the face instead?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:celestial seasonings
Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:tea
Do you Smoke:fuck no
Do you Swear:fuck yeah
Do you Sing:yeah, but usually I have my music so loud I can't hear myself
Do you Shower Daily:of course
Have you Been in Love:psssh pah-lease!
Do you want to go to College:already there and loving it!
Do you want to get Married:fuck that
Do you belive in yourself:didn't used to, but now I certainly do
Do you get Motion Sickness:yeah, when im driving in the mountains
Do you think you are Attractive:everyone's attractive in their own way
Are you a Health Freak:yes
Do you get along with your Parents:fuck no
Do you like Thunderstorms:hellz yes!
Do you play an Instrument:do instruments of torture count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:nope
In the past month have you Smoked:fuck cigs
In the past month have you been on Drugs:illegal ones? no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:I wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:I'm allergic and vegetarian
In the past month have you been on Stage:I ain't no damn thespian
In the past month have you been Dumped:no wayz
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:nooo
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:well not in the last month ;p
Ever been Drunk:perhaps
Ever been called a Tease:perhaps
Ever been Beaten up:no wayz
Ever Shoplifted:If you count the hundreds of dollars worth of produce I ate while I worked at King Soopers, then yes
How do you want to Die:gun shot to the head, just to see what it feels like
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:grow up? I'm fucking 20 years old, I am grown
What country would you most like to Visit:Austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:blue or green
Favourite Hair Color:dark
Short or Long Hair:short
Height:any
Weight:bigger than me 4 sho
Best Clothing Style:don't give a fuck
Number of Drugs I have taken:like I'm gonna tell you that
Number of CDs I own:a bazzilion!
Number of Piercings:my tongue
Number of Tattoos:1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:a few...

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   JEss's Friend Space (Top 5)
JEss has 55 friends.
 ~Nena Michele~ 


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~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Jul 17 2009 11:35 PM

Lol damn straight! Only you my love!
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Jul 9 2009 8:51 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's kill fuckers
(B.r.a.n.d.i.e)

Brandie wilson



Jun 22 2009 12:38 AM

at the lovly dish network :( lol and oh my god it is there!!!!
(B.r.a.n.d.i.e)

Brandie wilson



Jun 20 2009 11:29 PM

Lol not sure really what im doin here thats awesome what kind of car?
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Jun 3 2009 9:57 PM

Hey you sext bitch! Can I jump you? lol
(B.r.a.n.d.i.e)

Brandie wilson



Apr 28 2009 7:02 AM

Yeah it has been very long time. Im good just livin in az workin.but ill be back in sept.
So what have you been up too??
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Apr 28 2009 3:01 AM

Lol I don't knw why he is naked. Hmmmmmmmm.
That is an amazing commercial though!
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Apr 25 2009 3:25 PM

Best commercial ever! Mr. Turtle is bomb!
(B.r.a.n.d.i.e)

Brandie wilson



Apr 24 2009 6:04 AM

Hey jess! How are you?
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Mar 28 2009 5:17 AM

Hey when is that party of Darla's?
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Kimberly Hayes



Mar 19 2009 3:47 PM

Bleh...have a cyst on my ovary. Fun. Moods decent though. Mind is okay. Drama on the homefront but not personal! Just bills and work and stuff like that. Glad to hear from you!

Your friend,
Kim
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Kimberly Hayes



Mar 18 2009 5:23 AM

Dropping by to say hello since I do not talk to you nearly as much as I should!

Hugs!
Kim
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Feb 10 2009 2:07 AM

Just thought I'd stop in for a quicky!
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Feb 10 2009 2:06 AM

A litte girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, Mithter, do you keep wittle wabbith?"

The shopkeeper smiles, gets down on one knee so he's at her level and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and furry black wabbit?"

She leans forward and replies, "I don't fink my pyfon gives a f–k!"
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Jan 25 2009 4:20 AM

Alright ho bag.
What's up?
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Jan 20 2009 11:36 PM

Add SYLOSIS as a friend, either that or look them up on youtube, the song is Teras.
Sometimes the links post correctly, sometimes I just end up with a huge bundle of crap where the link should be!!! I can't get enough of that song! U may think it worse than britney tho!! haha
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Jan 19 2009 2:09 AM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=dbGNfJM5wyw&eurl=http://profile. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user. viewProfile&friendID=7457012&feature=player_embedded
~Marcy~

Marcy S.



Jan 16 2009 4:29 AM

Happy Belated Birthday!!
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Jan 13 2009 1:18 PM


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Happy Birthday Jess!
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Jan 13 2009 8:12 AM

*Big Breath* Happy Birthday Happy Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday from me to you!
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Jan 7 2009 12:46 AM

Lol hell yes we are!
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Jan 6 2009 5:47 PM

Nope. I am a capricorn too. I just never realized we both were.
~Nena Michele~

~Nena Michele~



Jan 6 2009 8:32 AM

Did you know we are both Capricorns?
~Marcy~

Marcy S.



Nov 26 2008 10:28 PM


Happy Thanksgiving
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Nov 21 2008 12:01 AM

LOL like: here's one we prepared earlier! The look on the cops face if u brought out a book titled something like "Bondage: A Freak's Guide To Leather"! or "Golden Showers - The Reign Of The Golden Rain!"

lol "god I'm so awesome" haha don't hold back now! But then again I suppose it is true ;p
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