Cult leader
Paul Horner
A Complete Mess

Male
30 years old
Sometimes Arizona, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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    Cult leader's Interests
General http://www.paulvids.com/spider_for_payment.php
MusicFat Boy Slim, Prince Paul, Trip Hop, Drum & Bass, Classic, Perfect Circle, Ministry, Hard House, Break Beats, The Beatles, DJ Qbert, IllogiQ, The Pixies, NOT country, Moby, Eminem, anything Old School, Beastie Boys, NIN, FisherSpooner, no music that has anything to do with Britney Spears or Hardcore Gansta Rap. I like Alternative, 60's,70's, and I love almost all 80's music. The drummer from Def Leapord only has one arm.
MoviesOffice Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shawshank Redemption, Scarface, Napolean Dynamite, Oceans Eleven, Fight Club, Half Baked, Super Troopers, Gladiator, The Godfather movies, Good Fellas, Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Kingpin, Caddyshack, Permanent Midnight, There's something about Mary, Grandma's Boy, Casino, Reservoir Dogs, Running Scared, Alpha Dog (It has my friend from High School in it, Vinnie Kartheiser), Old School, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Smokin' Aces, Running Scared
TelevisionTrailer Park Boys - www.TrailerParkBoys.tv LOST
HeroesMy mom, my two brothers, my dad sometimes. I guess I appreciated his sperm.
Groups: bird bar-True Life: I'm a MySpace Addict-MySpace Wh@re$Wanted: HoT SuGaR DaDdY420 GIRLS ® - THE OFFICIAL GROUPStudents Against ScientologyOperation Clambake - Undressing Scientology on MySpace!NETWORK NETWORTH

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     Cult leader's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Scottsdale, Arizona
Body type:Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Internet marketing and design
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Cult leader's Schools
The Art Institute Of Phoenix
Phoenix, AZ
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Web administration, Graphics, Web Marketing and Design
Clubs: cocaine anonymous, NAMBLA, and drawing naked old fat ladies
 

1996 to 2000
Apple Valley Sr.
Apple Valley, MN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: getting beat up
Minor: banging the 70 year old hotties
Clubs: fight club. I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Greek:   Pi Sigma Nu

1992 to 1996

   Cult leader's Networking
Marketing - Marketing - Online Marketing
SEO tips and tricks

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Internet Company
Scottsdale, AZ US
Internet marketing consultant




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   Cult leader's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a web designer, SEO expert, comedian, body builder, pro wrestler, alcoholic, k fan, Rocky Point lover, lover of good music, and a porn star (Check out my web cam).

Who I'd like to meet:
These party animals!


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chris





Jul 10 2009 6:18 PM

are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:

www.work4surveys.com

i guess we'll talk later, i want me some food!
Comedian Nate Klaer





Jul 9 2009 4:25 AM

Come out to The Comedy Lounge this weekend for a great show with headliner Dani King, featuring Ray Love and special guest Andy Steinberg!

Shows are Friday and Saturday, 8 PM and 10:30 PM, doors open 45 minutes prior to showtime.

Tickets are $10 at the door, $8 pre-sale (message me back for info), and NO DRINK MINIMUM (although drinks are very well priced)!!

All shows are 18+.

So come on out this weekend for a great show at a great price!

The Comedy Lounge
"Where Funny Happens For a Reason!"

The Comedy Lounge at Draw Ten Bar and Grill
5444 E. Washington St.
Phoenix, AZ 85034
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Jul 3 2009 7:38 AM

Send me a cock pic ! LOL!! Serious tho !
ROYBAL





Jul 2 2009 12:10 PM

THOSE E MAILS ARE THE FUNNIEST THINGS IVE SEEN SINCE IVE BEEN TRAVELING THROUGH TIME...STAY UP PIMP
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Jul 1 2009 6:15 PM

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Jul 1 2009 5:12 AM

good i'm glad your (better) lol! 
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Jul 1 2009 4:59 AM

hey dude! hows you ?
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Jun 20 2009 1:05 AM

Thanks dude! I'm feeling pretty overwhelmed and devestated!
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Jun 19 2009 6:33 PM

My man left me again , this time cus he didnt have his families approval.
chris





Jun 12 2009 11:36 PM

UGH! It's just that he picks the damnedest (I know it's not a word) times to take a nap. I am STARVING and I didn't plan on cooking because my dad gave us a gift certificate to go to Ruby Tuesday and we had plans to go. I tried to wake him up over an hour ago and he's still laying there. I'm moving on from annoyed to pissed off! anywayz, it went good. We got stuff for our wii. How was yours? know what sucks? that IM supposed to be the one that knows about "web-stuff" and your profile is better than mine? Maybe I should just let you take care of mine like mom does Dan's...ohh, that reminds me, speaking of mom; i finally got her to start taking those surveys online like i'm doing, cuz i know the extra money sure comes in handy. you should really try em. i mean, if i got mom to try it, psh, i can get anybody to, heh..i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:

www.blingforwork.com

... anyhow, I know we are both kinda like "wo
ah" right now. But I just wanted to take a second to remind you that you are Amazing!
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Jun 8 2009 4:18 PM

Hey MR. Horner! What have you been up to? have your sales picked up at all? well thought i would say hi! don't really expect you to message back you neglectful assmunch! Lol! well hit me up wen ya gets a chance o-tay?
chris





Jun 2 2009 6:18 PM

you have to watch the entire series!! SO FUNNY!!! I swear, my whole Saturday went by before I knew it, just watching one show after the other. I'm such a loser, I know, lol. Anyways, got any plans for next weekend? ... cuz i doooooooo! oooh, I think the pizza's here, I'm so freakin hungry right now, but it's all good. and that survey thing i was doing - THAT YOU WAS MAKING FUN OF ME FOR DOING!! - i just got paid! $76 for my first check, and since i got paid, I'm gonna do more of em, but I'm already at $184, so I'm loving it. They're so seriously stupid tho - the one I got last night was about my hair and stuff - like what kind of shampoo do I use, do I normally use conditioner ... for real, so easy. you should do it, i'm tellin yah. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:

www.surveyblings.com

l8r
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





May 16 2009 1:11 AM

Thought i would stop by and say high , it's been awhile . Hope you are having a great day!
j.j.





May 5 2009 1:37 AM

YES!
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Apr 29 2009 6:02 PM

lol wow! sounds enlightning! i haven't tripped in forever! wish i could ,feel like i need to!
j.j.





Apr 19 2009 11:22 PM

sabrina





Apr 13 2009 3:55 PM

Hahaha!!! Yeah, Bubbles, he's my hero!
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Apr 11 2009 9:27 PM

the more of you i inspect , the more of me i see reflect! The more I try to read your lips,the more the mask your wearing rips!
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Apr 11 2009 9:06 PM

I will try to watch it soon!
sabrina





Apr 11 2009 8:14 PM

Ok, I'm gonna check em out.
Thanks dude, love me sum laughs!
charls





Apr 7 2009 3:06 AM

happy to pass 'em on. wish you had a camera so i could see what i provided.
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Apr 2 2009 11:55 PM

Hey there! how ya doing?
HIGH END HAULING





Mar 31 2009 8:15 PM

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Lauren





Mar 28 2009 11:34 PM

Mine was way more delicious though. Glad there was a back-up salt rooster.
~*MOTHER FUCKER!*~





Mar 17 2009 3:39 PM

Happy st.
patricks day!!!
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