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"Dippin' real hard"
Male
29 years old
Sometimes Arizona, Arizona
United States
Last Login:
7/5/2008
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| General | These are 10 things I do at my office in to be the "funny guy".
..10. I Keep telling the same person that they have
bad breath even if they don't, and then I punch them in
the face.
..9. I announce in a meeting that I have AIDS.
After everyone gives me the sympathy remarks, I tell
them how I am just kidding and tell them that they
are a bunch of queers.
..8. Before a meeting, I fill up my mouth with
custard. During the meeting, I put one finger in the air
and make it look like I am hocking up a big loogie.
Then I spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it
to the person next me and say, 'beat that'.
..7. I will Inform a male co-worker that he 'wouldn't
make a good hooker.' Then I piss in his coffee and tell
him that he needs a good 'ass fucking'.
..6. I always walk around with a big smile on my
face and keep one hand down my pants.
..5. I answer every question asked to me with
"fuck if I know!" then I call the person a racial slur
that doesn't match their race.
..4. I like to brag about the fact that I own a gun and like playing with my balls.
Then I get my hands all wet and sweaty, and walk around shaking everyone's hand.
..3. Sometimes I shit on the floor at my office and when someone
comes in and sees it, I tell them its the fake kind.
When they try to pick it up and realize that
their hand is full of shit, I laugh and point.
..2. I like to run down the hall with my dick hanging out while
pissing all over and yell, "it wont stop! God help me!
It wont stop!" Then when it stops, I look down and say,
"oh".
..1. I sometimes like to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the
bathroom and stick it in my ass. I then return it and tell
the person to smell it. When they tell me it smells
bad, I'm like, "Yo, It should! I had it in my ass!"
| | Music | Fat Boy Slim, Prince Paul, Trip Hop, Classic, Perfect Circle, Ministry, Hard House, Break Beats, The Beatles, DJ Qbert, IllogiQ, The Pixies, NOT country, Moby, Eminem, anything Old School, Beastie Boys, NIN, FisherSpooner, no music that has anything to do with Britney Spears or Hardcore Gansta Rap. I like Alternative, 60's,70's, and I love almost all 80's music. The drummer from Def Leapord only has one arm. | | Movies | Office Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shawshank Redemption, Scarface, Napolean Dynamite, Oceans Eleven, Fight Club, Half Baked, Super Troopers, Gladiator, The Godfather movies, Good Fellas, Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Kingpin, Caddyshack, Permanent Midnight, There's something about Mary, Grandma's Boy, Casino, Reservoir Dogs, Running Scared, Alpha Dog (It has my friend from High School in it, Vinnie Kartheiser), Old School, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Smokin' Aces | | Television | I don't watch much T.V. unless it's porn. Since there's not a lot of porn on T.V. I usually don't watch any T.V. | | Books | Are porn mags books? I don't really read them, I just look at the pics until I unload all over the page.........or sometimes I use a sock. I like to mix it up. | | Heroes | Like a sandwich? I guess sandwiches are ok. I don't really have a favorite. I usually only drink beer. |
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bird bar, -True Life: I'm a MySpace Addict-, MySpace Wh@re$, Wanted: HoT SuGaR DaDdY, 420 GIRLS ® - THE OFFICIAL GROUP, Students Against Scientology, Operation Clambake - Undressing Scientology on MySpace!, NETWORK NETWORTH
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Cult leader's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Scottsdale, Arizona | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Internet marketing and design | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Cult leader's Schools
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The Art Institute Of Phoenix
Phoenix, AZ
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Web administration, Graphics, Web Marketing and Design
Clubs: cocaine anonymous, NAMBLA, and drawing naked old fat ladies
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1996 to 2000 |
Apple Valley Sr.
Apple Valley, MN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: getting beat up
Minor: banging the 70 year old hotties
Clubs: fight club. I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Greek:
Pi Sigma Nu
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About me:
First of all, learn about Ron Paul. Watch some of his videos, learn about this great man and then educate others. With that said let me tell you about myself..... I'm a Scorpio. I smoke crack. I've been thinking about buying a cowboy hat. At least five times a day I check myself for testicular cancer. When I'm not smoking crack I usually shoot meth. I like my woman hairy. I just got a haircut that I'm pretty proud about. I had no friends in school. I love art. I'm a nerd. I love SEO, Web Design, Photoshop, HTML and PHP. I own an Internet company. I like sexual harassment. Scientology is interesting.
I'm usually having an All-Star day. I'm a drunk. I'm an addict. Salvia Divinorum is the answer. I like Vanilla Ice. I don't like country music but I'm fucking surrounded by it. Marijuana should be legal. George W should be in prison. Iraq would not be fucked if Saddam was still in power. It takes a dictator to run backwards 72 virgin Islam god fearing extremist countries. I walk with my hands in my pockets for obvious reasons. I'm a consultant. I've been sued by Amazon.com, Microsoft and Monster.com. I was in Forbes magazine. The Church of Scientology hired a private investigater to call my last job trying to get me fired. Scientology also had their team of lawyers attempt to shut down my critic websites seven times to no avail. I'm a big fan of the vagina. My grandpa is in the broadcasting hall of fame. My dad got "Ladies Night" banned in Minnesota and now in Colorado. My mom is awesome, so are my 2 bros. I like meeting new people. I like being a secret agent. I wish I owned an opium den. I was a ninja in another life. I've bought Quentin Tarantino a drink in Austin as he was finishing up Grind House. I wish I could be a better stalker. I like helping people. I'm a big believer in karma. I don't like dirty hippies or ra-gay music but that shit somehow always fucks up my day atleast a couple times a week. I'm a plotter but I don't plan things out very well. I once had a girlfriend for over 5 years. I love and believe in God, but I also follow the crowd so I don't what that means. I'm a critic. I like knowledge. I want to know both sides. I love Texas Hold'em and I've been playing since I first snuck into a Casino at age 15. I'm a good listener if I care about what you're saying. I wish I could lie better. I only rock Adidas. I'm always positive no matter how bad the situation is. I'm sarcastic pretty much all the time, but I don't REALLY mean it. I'm an entrepreneur. I love Special K. I wish I had better hacking skillz. I want to get a mail order bride to clean up stuff for me. I'm a good cook. I'm a good debater. I'm good at sex. Check out my webcam.
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