About me:
My life is a tragicomic paradox.
I'm one of a kind, not one in a million.
I'm perfect - plus or minus two percent.
I'm a high maintenance tomboy.
I'm a tree hugger but don't believe in Global Warming.
I can be mean if I don't like you. I can be vicious if I really don't like you. You'll know it, feel it and never forget it if I love you.
My reputation exceeds me. It was my stunt double. I swear.
I have mastered Jedi Mind Control. Next conquest, teleporting.
I'm still waiting for my high school "permanent record" to catch up to me.
I drive the short bus.
I support the legalization of marijuana.
My hair is brown. My eyes are hazel. I think I’m turning Japanese. I really think so.
I question every urban legend. Don't make me open a can of snopes.com.
I'm ubergroovy and you know it.
Who I'd like to meet:
People fascinate and frustrate me. As a rule, I don't like people. But if you want to send me a friend request, go for it. My executive assistant will get back to you.
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Jun 29 2009 9:41 PM
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Jun 26 2009 9:05 PM
You can't get any wilder than Biloxi Hashers. I hope this year goes by just as fast as last and before I know it you will be knocking on my door. Love You! XOXOXOXO
Jun 22 2009 10:03 PM
Jun 22 2009 7:41 PM
I love and miss you!
Jun 18 2009 12:54 PM
I bet you think this song is about you
Jun 9 2009 9:15 PM
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Jun 2 2009 8:31 AM
It's Whack-A-Kitty! - Watch more Funny Videos
Jun 2 2009 6:53 AM
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May 21 2009 4:42 PM
Mika is Awesome..
Have fun at Yoron!!
May 20 2009 3:05 PM
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May 11 2009 8:30 PM
I hope it's not lost in the Postal Black Hole, there was a bunch of really cool stuff in there for both you and the new little Hasher...
I'll keep my fingers crossed that you get it today!
Love you...
May 11 2009 2:15 AM
May 10 2009 3:12 PM
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
May 8 2009 3:55 PM
May 8 2009 11:34 AM
I did
(catchy song)