"My name is Daniel Piper. Think of that as the introduction, designed to absorb the reader, and make them want to read on. If this was a book (and the text had reached the bottom of the page), you would want to turn the page and carry on. Now thats out of the way, lets move onto the second reason why you're reading this. "What the hell is this guy?! Chav? Mosher? Skater? Goth? Emo? Giraffe?", I hear you cry. To tell you the truth, I'm not a single one of those. Because I'm Daniel Piper. Okay yes, you've foiled my plot, that is basically a glossy way of doing the old "I'm different, so don't judge me!". One of the saddest things about me is the fact that I love James Bond, and I guess I model myself on him. He's a cool guy. I love watching films, especially at the cinema. I also love being with friends. Going to the cinema with friends therefore is orgasmic. I get bored easilly, which is rubbish, and when I get bored I get down, which is worse. I like to make people laugh. I love drama, and acting, and at the moment I would like to be an actor when I'm older. I like English aswell, writing stories. I'm into the more creative stuff I suppose. My hands are apparently small, and my little fingers are bent.
Members
Daniel Piper, James Piper, Whoever else is in the right place at the right time.
Influences
Alan Partridge, The Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, The Office, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Look Around You, The Peep Show.
