Kristen Bowie
Kristen Bowie
Kristen Bowie In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Female
26 years old
PORTLAND, OREGON
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
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    Kristen Bowie's Interests
GeneralConcerts, music, satire, art, audio, intelligence, politics, debunking religion. I love radio. It is my passion, where my heart is...I love performing. Having an audience...is awesome. Conversation is the best, stories are important to me. I hang out with the most *insane* people just to get into their heads...and I'm a better person for it.
MusicJohnny Cash, Kanye West, The Doors, Jason Webley, Gram Rabbit, Feist, Goldfinger, Anything Jack White lays his hands on (he's fucking musical gold!), Jimi Hendrix, Willy Nelson, Alanis Morrisette, Not emo,Cypress Hill, Digital Underground, Led Zeppelin, The Yardbirds, The Beatles, The Danny Hay Davis Band, Storm and the Balls, Lily Allen, Petra Haden,Amy Winehouse, Frank Sinatra, Glen Miller, Brian Setzer, The Wonderstrucks, The Beach Boys, Charley Pride, Jeannie C. Riley, Taylor Swift (yeah...I like *some* modern country), Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Bach, Portishead, Peaches, Violent Femmes, Johnny Cash, Cibo Matto, Morningwood, Outkast, Beastie Boys, The Pixies, Sublime, The Dandy Warhols, I Hate You When You're Pregnant, The Presidents of the United States Of America, Weezer, Tenacious D, Madness, Blackalicious, The Moldy Peaches, Sleater Kinney, The Kinks, The Verve, The White Stripes, 311, Luscious Jackson, Muse, Gorillaz,Led Zeppelin, Paul Oakenfold, QUEEN, Less Than Jake, Hellakopters, Dick Dale,Big Mama Thornton (THE ORIGINAL "Hound Dog")The Sex Pistols, The Ramones,Meat Loaf, Color Me Badd, David Bowie, Public Enemy, Beastie Boys, Bell biv Devoe, Cheap Trick, The Hollies, Dead Milkmen, Kelis, Bad Religion, Bad Pop music, Tsunami Bomb, Voodoo Glow Skulls, The Zombies, MC5, Fats Domino, N.E.R.D., Loretta Lynn, Say Anything, Against Me!, My Chemical Romance (ok...only their last album.), Hum, Shiny Toy Guns (we're the girls leeeeeeee disko!),Skatalites, Not Nirvana,god damnit I don't want to think of anymore....I'll come back to this...
MoviesI Heart Huckabees, Glen Gary Glenross, Network, Chasing Amy, Private Parts, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, Tape, Clerks, Dogma, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Scanner Darkly, Blue Velvet, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, John Waters movies, Party Monster, this movie about FM djs that I can't quite recall the title of, P.C.U...not a big movie person....but if it's fucked up enough and has something everything else doesn't...I'll like it.
TelevisionSimpsons, Boondocks, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Rescue Me, BIG LOVE, Extras, The Office (the British version first--always!), Venture Brothers, Family Guy, I've reignited an old old old love of pee wee's playhouse, Venture brothers, Aqua Teen hunger Force, Futurama, I LOVE LOVE LOVE SEALAB, Entourage, Arrested Development, The Young Ones, Sopranos, Home Movies, R, Project Runway (I love clothes, I just can't make them...but I try), Antique Roadshow, looooove the history channel...they need to lay off of the wars however.
Books40 Watts to Nowhere,Douglas Adams, The Only Life that Mattered, The War Magician, Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, EVERYTHING By Christopher Moore...but especially Lamb and the Island of The Sequin Love Goddess, Chuck Palahniuk, Bukowski (How can you live in Portland and *not* like him?) I love reading, but be warned...people who work in bookstores are god damned crazies. (personal experience...ask me to tell you the story sometime)
HeroesI am a super hero.
Groups: Radio geeksThe Fellowship of Radio DJsART279 BlowsI Hate Gold Fish!Female DJs in RadioNapkin Authors & Artists Who Frequent the Bar Scene & Have a Light Desire for Free Grapes Affiliation AssociationReynolds High School Class of '01Portland’s best portland group

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     Kristen Bowie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pooooooooooooooooooooortlaaaaaaaaaand
Body type:5' 11" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:el radio
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Kristen Bowie's Schools
Portland State University
Portland, OREGON
Graduated: N/A
Major: Business/Advertising
Minor: FUCK THIS SCHOOL.
Clubs: I stopped going to PSU because they are so disorganized that they do not deserve my money. I work too hard to pay someone to be that stupid. Be warned of this school, my friend
 

2005 to Present
Mt Hood Community College
Gresham, OR
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Radio Broadcasting
Minor: Political Science
Clubs: MHCC Radio Club, KDOX
 

2001 to 2003



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   Kristen Bowie's Blurbs
About me:
Pretty much, I'm just a sarcastic girl that is carving her path in this world. One tiny rock at a time. My little smooshed face dog is the love of my life. <3 I call my mom Dude. I say rad waaaaaaaaay too much...but I'm bringing it back. (Even though my dick head friends laugh at me) I hope that someday, I can buy an island and take over the world. I'm one of the few girls that exist...anywhere...that hate malls. But especially Lloyd Center. It's quite embarrassing how far behind I've fallen on current events. Damned video games. >:0 If I'm telling you a story that sounds fairly amazing and hard to believe, it really happened. 90% of it happened the way I'm telling it. I may love the guy I'm dating, but I will hit on a midget if left alone with the wee one for long. I'm a vegetarian, but you can't gross me out with your gross hedonistic meat eating. I'll just live longer. :) I will drink more whiskey than you. Unless you're a lush, 400 lbs, and have a stomach of steel. Radio is an obsession of mine. Seriously. I work....more than anyone should humanly work. And I couldn't be happier. OCD rules. Especially when it's with straw papers. Long story. I carry around an electronic dictionary. And, I have a word of the day...for myself....every day. Finally, 42! (If you're geeky-cool, you'll get this. If not, you're just lame sauce. )
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who knows how much I would have to spend to get an ice sculpture of Bender from Futurama. Any existing pirates, duh! I'd like to meet someone who can tell the difference between urine and a real beer (stay away you budweiser drinkin rednecks). Not that I have anything against rednecks....but boy do I hate that beer. I want to meet strong personalities with a creative flair. Someone who can look at a t-shirt and see a skirt. Someone who can see a partially funny movie drop and turn it into a drop of golden audio. Musicians, painters, cartoonists, graphic designers, radio people, actors...you name it. I met William Hurt once...and was able to turn what everyone else thought was a self-centered prick into someone quite enjoyable who seemed a little sad. Not everything is was it seems on the outside, it may take a little work...and god damn, that work is worth it. People who know everything that they want, because I sure as hell don't. Maybe you can tell me how to do it.

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 Propet like its hot! 


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Needle Damage

Needle Damage



Nov 6 2009 10:23 PM

Thanks for the ADD!
Mick @ Needle Damage Apparel
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Westy

Westy



Sep 30 2009 6:51 AM

Hey......like the default pic up....cute. Have a good one.
Vanport Metal Alliance

Vanport Metal Alliance



Sep 1 2009 6:59 PM

Just want to give a heads up on a huge show we're having at Pepper's in Vancouver, WA on September 12th. Try to make it out to this one, it should be amazing: Oceans of Red (on tour from Spokane, featuring former members of Five Foot Thick), Bring Me Solace and Last Stand. ALL AGES, $5 at the door. See you there!
Princess Orenda

Princess Orenda



Aug 26 2009 2:57 AM

Answer your damn phone lady!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAPT. SPANKIE - ACES HIGH M.C. PRES./FOUNDER

CApt. SPankIe



Aug 23 2009 4:08 PM

How are you?

Midnite Mayhem

Midnite Mayhem



Aug 20 2009 1:36 AM

Hello friend,

We're playing tomorrow night at the Hawthorne Theater. 8pm

Hope you can make it.

Julia
CAPT. SPANKIE - ACES HIGH M.C. PRES./FOUNDER

CApt. SPankIe



Aug 19 2009 5:03 PM



How are you today?

Fat Tony

Fat Tony



Aug 15 2009 2:01 AM

How can you not like me? I'm cute as hell and one sexy mutha Funker. you know what they say once you go fat you'll never go back
Guero

Guero



Aug 3 2009 6:16 AM

Ha, thanks! I is honored. I will definitely give you a buzz/text when I am in your neighborhood. And yes...speaking of that, I recently got a new phone and don't yet have your new digits! Do ya still have mine?
Guero

Guero



Aug 3 2009 6:09 AM

Ha, word. I shall add ya! Also...it's been AGES since we hung out! Are you ever down in Salem? Or next time I'm up that way we should get coffee or sumthin'.
Guero

Guero



Aug 3 2009 5:58 AM

Sweet! Yeah the 360 is a nice system. Add me, we should game some time! And definitely check out Bioshock.

Blue Metroid
Guero

Guero



Aug 3 2009 4:32 AM

I'm not bad...trying to endure the heat! Been playing alot of Animal Crossing on the Wii :) How are you miss lady? Play any good games?
Wombstretcha the Magnificent - NEW SINGLE UP NOW

Wombstretcha the Magnificent - NEW SINGLE UP NOW



Jul 21 2009 7:39 AM

Calling all Wombstretcha fans: Show this Sunday at the Astoria in Eugene, Oregon. Doors open at 8PM and it's $3 to get in. Come on, even you cheapskate college kids can afford this one! Show up!
Pirate Satellite TV ©

Pirate Satellite TV ©



Jul 10 2009 8:03 AM

Hey there Kristen Bowie

Saturday July 11: COMEDY BATTLES – Best of Oregon
Watch the Stand-Ups verbally DUKE IT OUT
For the title of BEST OF OREGON!

The Winning Team Competes with

Seattle Next Week! 7pm, $3

FEZ BALLROOM
316 SW 11th Ave
Portland, OR 97205


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Westy

Westy



Jul 10 2009 4:51 AM

Hey...fun listening to ya at times on radio......have a cool one.
Ezra

Ezra



Jul 10 2009 3:50 AM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/6054837.html?b=4&w=46
RAY

RAY ARMSTRONG



Jun 30 2009 12:19 AM

OK THNX NICE TO NO I GOT ALOT OF SINGER ON MY FREINDS LIST THNX HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND THN
RAY

RAY ARMSTRONG



Jun 29 2009 11:33 PM

HI KRISTEN GOOD AFTER NOON WHERE DUE YOU SING AT VERY NICE VOICE THNX RAY ANY FAIRS THIS YR THNX RAY
Guero

Guero



Jun 16 2009 9:35 PM

Hellooooooooo miss lady.
Jenyoseph

Jenyoseph



Jun 5 2009 10:12 PM

OMIGOSH! No, they're not! They are exotic and mystical red guppies from Azerbaijan!
Tabi!!!!!

Tabitha Lange



May 27 2009 8:30 PM

Thank You sweet pea! I really appreciate it. Yay You!!!
Jenyoseph

Jenyoseph



May 27 2009 7:47 PM

OH MY GOD!

Why can't I get people to do THOSE kinds of balloon animals at my birthday parties?
Church of Girl

Church of Girl



May 23 2009 2:56 PM

Konichiwa Kitteh! Welcome to Church of Girl, home of great new music from female-fronted bands and artists worldwide.

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"The Remedy" at The Fez

Rick Who



May 19 2009 5:43 AM

Thanks for being our friend!

Come out and just enjoy the show, or jump in and participate (liquid courage available at the bar!). Do you or your friends have something to share with us?
The Cheerful Bullpen

Cheerful Bullpen



May 12 2009 11:16 PM

Happy Birthday!
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