It started in early 2005, the Punk scene was almost dead in stavanger and everyone was straight edge, vegan or hippies, and no one but the few punks we where, drank beer! So we went to these metalcore shows and beated up everyone up because they where straight edge, we also went to scorpius (local hippie shop) and shot evryone, so now are all the hippies in stavanger dead! One day Dennis and Moen was kidnapping children to get money to beer, suddenly the ugly child came up with a idea, that we started a band, and get money to beer that way, and we could also beat up animal friendly people after band practise! And so we did and became PissDrunk Bastards! Unfortunatly then we didnt have a drummer or a bass player. Suddenly we saw a bum laying on the street begging for money, we thought he should fit in perfectly, so we gave him a bass and teached him how to play, thats how the bum joined! After a while all three of us went to a kindergarden to look for sexy mothers to rape, after a few seconds we found out that all the sexy mothers (and children) at the kindergarden had allready been raped BY A BLACK GUY! fortunatly this black guy also played drums and where and where addicted to alcohol, so we recruited him, his name Max max!
So we where sent to rule the world, WE are Pissdrunk Bastards!!!
Don`t leave thanks for the add coments! We hate you, you unpersonal, spamming piece of shit!
Especially Don`t leave "thanks for the add" comments when its your band thats adding us, why the fuck are you doing this? We are going to hunt you and your terrible ugly band down and kill you! WHEN YOU ADD US, YOU DON`T THANK US FOR THE ADD!!!!!!!!
eg vett ikkje kem någen av dåkkår e og hørte sangene dåkkårs for første gang någensinne akkurat nå, og la meg bli den fysste te å sei: kvitt dåkkår me trommisen!! høhø
takk takk!! her i distriktet e me bekrefta t Punkrock festivalen men før d har me kje någen planlagte konserter ennå! sko tatt ein gig me dåkk då! kjenne dåkk beinkjør godt? sko fått ner di å lagt ein punk kveld ein plass!
hey you guys need to come to america just to show all the emos that the stuff they listen to is not punk.i mean throw beer at them,cus ther all streight edge as hell,stay dunk you basterds.
Høres bra ut!! Er det noe som tyder på at det ikke blir det siden dere sier det sånn? Og forresten, hvor får man tak i EP'en deres? Den med SxE fuck off på f.eks?
Did you have a good time in Amsterdam? I really enjoyed our traintrip through Germany! Stay in touch... By the way great stuff on your CD! Cheers, Maarten
Takkar :) jo faen me må drikka snart det har blitt alt for lenge siden sist, kom nettopp hjem fra gatebilen så kontoen e jo ganske tynne (AS USUAL) hehe. men kan se te helgå elle någe om eg får panta någe flaskår XD hahaha
JA FAN, D HADE VARIT FETT, SNAKKE FAKTISKT ME ALEX IGÅR, OM O ÅTERFÖRENA BANDET ME OSLO SOM UTGÅNGSPUNKT, JEG O PELLE HAR BOTT I NORGE NÅRA ÅR NÅ!!!! I LETT YOU KNOW!!!! O FAN DERE KICKAR ASS, HADE VART FETT O SPILLE SAMMEN FRAMÖVER!!!! ERIK
HELL YEAH YOUR MUSIC FUCKING KICKS ASS!!!!!! IM PUTTING YOU GUYS IN MY TOP FRIENDS SO I DON'T LOSE YOU IN MY FRIENDS LIST. THAnks for the add (sorry caps lock)
