I so dig my gig at Pizza Hut (hey, I rhymed – cool.) that I feel the need to tell you how you could get a job as awesome as mine. There are tons of different jobs at the Hut – you can do a part-time thing or start a whole new career. Seriously... Check it out.

Motto: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? - Homer Simpson

GeneralI deliver pizzas by night, so that I can XBOX just about every other minute of the day. I raise and breed bush babies. I have auditioned for Survivor 3 times…with no luck. I have collected over 500 DVD’s, although I never watched a movie twice (another good investment on my part). Although I am around pizza 24/7

MusicGive me some soul, throw in some hair bands, sprinkle in some boy bands (not too much)…let it simmer, then blend in a heaping of hip-hop.

MoviesBasically, any serious drama with Ben Stiller or Will Ferrell. Old School, Wedding Crashers, You got Mail (kidding), Dumb and Dumber, Fletch, Cool Hand Luke, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Napoleon Dynamite, Dodge Ball, and the classic Caddy Shack…just to name a few.

TelevisionIf it’s in HD, I’ll give it a watch. The Daily Show, The Office, ESPN, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Southpark, and the Sopranos (when I get free HBO).

BooksOnly have the time and patience for magazines…just about any of them with Celeb trash will keep my interest.

HeroesMy Dad…worked for the Hut for 36 years. Gotta love a guy who made a living with something so trend setting as pizza…and its never gone out of style.

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MC
MC

Sep 24 2007 9:43 PM

hey ted.
Italo
Italo De Paula-filho

Oct 4 2007 5:32 PM

Go Ted's calculator!
Driver - Frisco, TX
Blessed Man
Blessed Man

Aug 30 2007 7:33 PM

10 years! OMG! They got me where I can't afford to leave. But you know it's been a great run.
☠Self Proclaimed Best☠{BTL}
☠Self Proclaimed Best☠{BTL}

Aug 3 2007 8:07 PM

lol i wish people used ted's tip calculator, i'd be so rich haha- Delivery Driver, Bakersfield CA
RIP Unc (Harold Money)™
Quinton Niegel Money

Aug 3 2007 11:22 PM

I LOVE dat Wing Street
steve
Steve Evets

Aug 4 2007 9:17 PM

ted's gay
marc
marc

Aug 5 2007 11:15 AM

ahh...sunday...what a slow pizza day...does anyone else have a "ghetto effect" in their town? at the end/beginning of the month when everyone gets their government check our sales go up substantially. <---- Pizza hut loving Dominos driver ;)
*JeSsIcA*
*JeSsIcA*

Aug 8 2007 9:37 PM

so i just worked a 14 hour shift @ my pizza hut here in l-town and just wanted to say IM F'IN TIRED!!!!!
Penny
Penny Van alst

Aug 10 2007 6:42 PM

so i run a store out in st louis and you would fit in great at my store--thinking of a transfer
THE BEYONCE PROJECT
THE BEYONCE PROJECT

Aug 15 2007 4:10 AM

July 13th marked my seventh year at the Hut in Helotes!

Good God..............!

Somebody shoot me!

Gun's are still legal right?

It would be like a mercy killing!

No jury would convict you!!

Bill - Hut #47
The Real Charlie's Angels
The Real Charlie's Angels

Aug 15 2007 3:22 PM

whats crackin cracker barrel?
Glen Rock
Glen Rock

Aug 20 2007 4:34 AM

Thanks for the Add!
~Renegade for Life!!~
Tasha H

Aug 21 2007 12:03 AM

dude i totally work at pizza hut too. Freakin awesome i L-O-V-E IT!!!!
SINGLEY 537
Matt Singley

Jul 21 2007 2:12 AM

dude, i dont kno who you are realy, but you have the sickest little dance thing, its the bomb diggity
1bLeSsEd*wOmAn
Suzan Hamm

Jul 21 2007 4:03 AM

This page is great! It is amazing how many of Pizza Hut people are on here!
Suzan- Shift Manager- Alabama
mostgiving.com
mostgiving.com

Jul 21 2007 11:14 PM

Will PizzaHut donate to the good cause? Let's wait and see.
Adam
Adam

Jul 22 2007 5:56 AM

www.tipthepizzaguy.com

Thank you Pizza Hut for adding a tip calculator to this MySpace. For those of you curious about the real world of pizza delivery, as well as a bunch of funny stories, check out the above website.
MICHAEL MITTEN JOB FTW
Michael FTw

Jul 23 2007 3:36 AM

you crazy fool
:D
The Real Charlie's Angels
The Real Charlie's Angels

Jul 24 2007 5:22 PM

you kick ass!!!
GMSR MARTIN USN
Michael Martin

Jul 25 2007 4:06 PM

what up bro i ate at the hut last night had to stop by and tell you lol peace
FrKN EDD
eduardo romero

Jul 27 2007 6:53 AM

yo nice page. looks as good as the pizza.
Tommy The Explorer(Personal)
Tommy Lastname

Jul 29 2007 4:44 PM

Ted man whats up
Jillian
Jillian

Jul 31 2007 3:01 PM

You're awesome, Ted! I will order the Hut bc of YOU!
Andrew( RIP PVT. Patrick Fitzgibbon )
Andrew Morgan

Aug 3 2007 1:34 PM

what up
Transparent_O
Transparent_O

Jul 18 2007 5:15 AM

Ciudadano..
usted se mece
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