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Shit on a Stick. High-Speed / Low-Drag, 'tween the Ditches Rock.
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Hey Y all! Whats Crappenin?
AVAILABLE IN MP3 FORMAT FROM I TUNES, RHAPSODY, MUSIC NET, NAPSTER, E MUSIC, AND SONY CONNECT!!!!! THE PERFECT MUSIC FOR YOUR WEENIE ROASTS! TRAILER PARK ROCK, CATCH THE FEVER!
NOW BEING PLAYED ON 75 SYNDICATED RADIO SHOWS IN THE US, AND SEVERAL OTHERS AROUND THE WORLD, WE ARE MOVING TOWARD OUR GOAL OF "TRAILER PARK ROCK" CAPTURING THE AIRWAVES!!! WE LIKE TO EAT, DRINK, AND BE MERRY! WE LIKE TRAILER PARK SURF N TURF AND TRAILER PARK TORNADO'S. IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD EITHER OF THESE, TRY THEM TODAY. TRAILER PARK TORNADO: a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the PBR and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it fucks you up white trash style.
TRAILER PARK SURF N TURF: A fancy dual entree meal. "Trailer park surf n turf" is two main dishes, say tuna casserole and hot dogs, together. One of the main dishes is fish (surf) and the other meat (turf). In a more elevated atmosphere it might consist of lobster and steak. Alternatives could be: frozen fish sticks, spam, catfish, baloney, etc.
The Trailer Park Kings are one of those bands that you might remember from the old days. Not flashy, not arrogant, not a lot of smoke and mirrors. Just simple "shit-on-a-stick between the ditches garage rock." You may have been in a band just like this one. You damn sure had a group of friends in a band like this. Distorted and driven guitars, bass, drums, vocals, and an occasional keyboard is what we groove to. All original tunes with a few mocked-covers from time to time, The Trailer Park Kings are definitely "independant rockers". After the Trailer Park we live in was bought by some unscrupulous people, a greaseball named Elvis Garcia, who inherited his trailer and a 1968 Eldorado convertible from his grandmother, and a almost hooker, named Cynthia Sanchez, who lived in the park, and paid for her trailer by doing the "shimmy" and "bump and grind" for the old retired guys in the park, we began to notice very negative changes in our beloved La Vista Trailer Park and the simple life we all enjoyed there. Due to neglect the septic tanks quit working, institution of a 20 dollar fine for peeing in the pool was enforced by a security guard with a clipboard and resident list, repeated humiliation and ridicule of the incontinent, a mandatory painting of all the rentals to aqua blue, and pink flamingos on each lawn with the lot number painted on the side. People being evicted for minor infractions of the "re-written" by-laws, and various inhumanities to the residents. We decided to take our story on the road to the people in musical form. That was the begining of what is now known as The Trailer Park Kings. Join us in our crusade to help those who cannot help themselves, the young, the old, the poor, even those who cannot control their body functions. For they too are people who deserve our respect, even in their adult diapers with snot and drool on their upper lips. Like Ford Fairlane once said, "Some people play hard to get; we play hard to want!" The Trailer Park Kings are now hard at work on a new CD, which will feature some of our favorite songs from the "Syko-Delic" era. Our 2007 release, "Plain Brown Wrapper" is for sale on this page for a mere seven bucks! No excuse not to add this gem to your collection! The live 2006 Trailer Park Tour cd is still available for sale on this page and may be your last chance to catch the raw rock n roll music, on our old cheap gear, the way it used to be heard across the nation from this band of crazees! With over 36,000 song plays and over 2200 on-line friends, our music is getting national and international exposure and we couldnt be happier!
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BOOGITY-BOOGITY!
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Hey TPK. Thanks for adding me as your friend & for commenting on my page. I can't believe my son, he wants me to go on the Jerry Springer Show with him next week . Talk about trailer park trash Ha, Ha,.
I put a new song up on my myspace! It's called, "Differences" Drop by and let me know what you think when you get a chance! Thanks for all the love and support!
8/22/2009 7:00 PM at Fubar 3108 Locust, St Louis, Missouri 63101 Cost: $8
This is going to be a great night. The show starts at 5:00. We'll go on later around 7:00 maybe. We won't know until the show date exactly what order the bands will play. There will be a lot of great bands to see and we'll be there too. Tell the door guy at the Fubar that you are there at our invitation (or we don't get credit for bringing friends which is the name of the game)...
We continue to book shows. The next event will be fun and crazy stuff at Broadway Bistro Zoo on September 12th. Fun and sexy adult entertainment. More info to follow shortly.
Thank you "THE TRAILER PARK KINGS " for allowing us into your circle of friends,as you already know we are RAGEN GAGEN and we are a power trio consisting of teenage brothers (Dillon age 14,twin brother Derrick age 14,Devin age 15) years old. If you find the time check us out, we know our way around the stage and on our instruments, don't let our ages fool you :) We respect all genre's and all musicians, it's all good :) Thank you again for the friendship, it is valued. The Gage Brothers Ragen Gagen for booking: www.myspace.com/ragengagen1315yrsold, ragengagen@hotmail.com, www.facebook.com/ragengagen,
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