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Placentaphelia
Comedy / Grindcore / Ghettotech

"Placentaphelia= Sex With Placentas"

SEVERN, Maryland
United States

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Last Login:  4/23/2008
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   Placentaphelia: General Info
Member Since10/20/2005
Band Websitepurevolume.com/placentaphelia
Band MembersDevin Kilmon-extremely low growling that sounds like a pig being tortured, Guitar, god, the one with nice hair

Rohan Pathare-guitar, screams/growls/yells, god, the one with the beard

Beth Shanefelter-synth/keys, goddess, the one with the vagina

Jay Hopkins-bass, screams?, god, uhhhhh beth's boyfriend?
InfluencesAMPUTEE LOVE TRIANGLE, Napalm Death, Pig Destroyer, Impaled Northern Moonforest, Vincent Price's Orphan Powered Death Machine, Cannibal Corpse, ARGH!!, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Kelly Clarkson, Dying Fetus, Destroyer Destroyer, all cheese metal including that band in Rohans mp3 player with the orchestra thats really just a keyboard and the caveman vocals.
Sounds LikeA 10 watt practice amp with a ripped speaker, and an 80 year old smoking bus driver with laryngitis that has a yeast infection....in her mouth, mixed with the Religious lyrics of Placentaphelism.


Bands we sound like:
-Amputee love triangle
-Anal Dragongoat 666 3/4
-Anally aborted Fetus
-Anal Cunt
-Vomitous
-Lou Reed
-The Dillinger Escape Plan
-Napalm Death
-Pig Destroyer
-the music they play in Giant and Food Lion and cheesey 70's pornos
-Vincent Prices Orphan-powered Death Machine
-Death cab for cutie
-Cannibal Corpse
Record LabelKilThare records
Type of LabelIndie




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   About Placentaphelia
we're a grindcore band/religion. And we WILL convert everyone in the world to Placentapheliaism. Back in the day, when the big bang happend, it caused a biochemical imbalance. This biochemical imbalance formed our Gods. Our Gods decided to Create some amoebas and let them evolve. So Darwin pretty much got it 99% right. One day we decided we'd like to be worshipped. So we went to Pompeii and proposed the idea of Placentapheliaism. They freaked out and killed our human bodies(no problem, we just posessed them, it didnt hurt us a bit). So we punished them by causeing the massive volcanic eruption. THEIR FAULT. Who cares, they sucked anyway. We also tried this a few times after that day. All the times unsuccessful. So we're trying again. And we're using music to convey our truths.




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Placentaphelia has 227 friends.
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Omar says catch me on facebook guys.





Dec 5 2007 9:52 AM

Eileen♣





Oct 8 2007 8:56 AM

Eileen♣





Oct 8 2007 8:41 AM

DEATHGASM RECORDS





Sep 30 2007 12:27 PM

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CROWN OF CONSEQUENCE [SEEKS DRUMMER]





May 24 2007 5:27 AM

TESTAMENT OF TORTURE, our new CD, is coming out soon! Visit us at www.crownofconsequence.com for more details. Keep it HEAVY!
Amputee Love Triangle





Apr 18 2007 8:15 PM

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy deeeeeeeeeeeeeeevin just checkin in.
tyler|caldwell [get low]





Apr 15 2007 8:29 PM

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Cephalic Carnage





Apr 8 2007 6:01 AM

Ok so now is the time, better now then never to tell you the truth about what all girls have on their mind and how they lie when they say that size does not matter. Take it from me, I am living proof that can confirm for you that the size and thickness of your prick does mean so much to all girls and if you can not satisfy a girl like the guys with big meatpoles do, then they will find a guy who can.
My bro Sammy heard about these enlarge pills on myspace a few months back and he ordered like nine bottles of the stuff, I know cause I found them stashed under his bed and he caught me snooping then told me all about his secret and that they made him grow almost 3 inches in two months and it got real thick too. He got them from this site just copy and paste it in your browser. MGFEE.COM
Best of all, the pills do work, Sam is living proof and I have no reason to lie for him, all the girls surround him now like he is some celeb, and he says its all cause of these little goodies from MGFEE.COM
Oh ya, just so you know, they guarentee that the pills work on any man or you get whatever you paid right back, so instead of thinking about doing it, just go to MGFEE.COM now and show the ladies what you are made of.
V16743746
Calm.





Mar 6 2007 5:46 AM

i just can't believe that those stupid ringtone ads actually work...i got some free ringtones, lol. if you want the link, hit me up on AIM, my SN is Naruto Clone40 or just copy and paste the link to your browser. http://www.myfavringtones.com
Calm.





Mar 6 2007 4:08 AM

i just tried one of those ringtone sites and they really do work...i got some complimentary ringtones for my phone instantly. if you want the link, hit me up on AIM, my SN is Bigblublank or just copy and paste the link in your browser: http://www.ogrogbrrgeed.com
I07796974
beau





Apr 15 2006 10:11 AM

teehee. thats hot. ;l
but ill pass on the hair in the anus.
Bethy Boo Bop





Apr 13 2006 8:43 AM

aw. thanks guys.
iko





Apr 10 2006 2:19 AM

Thanks for being a friend of iko. Just wanted to let you know our debut album is now exclusively available at a discounted price at www.ikoshop.co.uk The cd and limited edition t-shirt will only be available at this site. We've also updated the audio clips on our Myspace page. Hope you enjoy. iko x.
lilu dallas HAS DIED





Mar 29 2006 2:42 PM

thanks so much for the add....really appreciate it. we are playing the MD hardcore and metal fest april 4th at sonar... hope to se you dudes there.. if you are planning on comming and would like a tick or 2 in advance let us know.. they are 2 bucks cheaper from us then at the door
beau





Mar 27 2006 11:49 AM

i know. thanks. :) but it seems someone tried to steal my comment
PORK!





Mar 24 2006 2:48 PM

Unless youre Anal Cunt bands like us dont get to tour :(
beau





Mar 15 2006 1:04 PM

fjfsdkljfklads
beau





Mar 1 2006 4:36 PM

nvm :) i figured it out
Victor





Feb 25 2006 11:50 AM

dude im totally going to your show with bon jovi they should feel lucky to be playing along with legends such as yourselves
beau





Feb 25 2006 10:23 AM

you should do a song in german.. dedicated to Oswald die Giraffe
beau





Feb 25 2006 10:15 AM

you got rid of the picture!! btw, i found some girl talking about you guys on an iron maiden forum
Victor





Feb 24 2006 5:56 AM

why do you have so many songs on myspac, and why do ou have a girls shittiing on herself
Nothing





Feb 19 2006 8:07 AM

Placentaphelia is FUCKIN AWSOME OUT THE ASS COOL.
Nothing





Feb 19 2006 7:46 AM

You love me Ill love you???
Vote Quimby





Feb 12 2006 8:07 AM

Vote Quimby Votes Placentaphelia!
mike





Jan 28 2006 5:27 PM

OK I'm emotionally ready.
You guys need more practice :( sad face
H_UNIT





Jan 28 2006 5:16 AM

H_unit does not approve of the name Placentaphelia... o ya did greg send you the instrumentals of our music yet? you should hear these remixes in progress... you would literally eviscerate your organs upon hearing them
Totally killer dragon-themed gym pants





Jan 19 2006 12:23 PM

Hey, thanks for the add. Also, thanks for being a complete waste of internet space. No really, thank you.
iko





Jan 19 2006 1:33 AM

Thanks for becoming our friend and helping to spread the word of IKO. Our debut single will be out late Feb, and album in March, so watch this myspace.....................
Devin Alexander Kilmon





Jan 18 2006 11:46 AM

lyke omgzzzzz u guyz r my fav band!!!!1!!one!!!123&*^ &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& i want 2 marry u guyz. x-ept rohan is ugly. lololzzzz
Bethy Boo Bop





Jan 17 2006 12:46 PM

well, that's pretty cool.

except when I say "cool", I mean mildly frightening actually...

but I guess munging old dead women is good grindcore stuff??..."/
beau





Jan 17 2006 12:37 PM

um.. sure.
Bethy Boo Bop





Jan 17 2006 11:24 AM

I like the part where you're like "Rosa Parks is a good woman, even when she's doing my laundry".

to be quite honest with you though, it's probably one of the only part I could actually hear you clearly.

it's pretty okay I guess though.
Christopher





Jan 16 2006 6:04 PM

I believe I heard Pablo Fransico in the new song.
Conti





Jan 16 2006 5:50 PM

wtf i don't even know what's going on..
Viscera Trail - new band pics!





Jan 16 2006 8:23 AM

beau





Jan 15 2006 11:06 AM

yeah. i drew that picture and then i was remembered beth was supposivly in it, so i just threw her in there
beau





Jan 15 2006 10:10 AM

i was going to use that as my background, but it wont let me and i dont know why :(
Rohan Rug Muncher





Jan 11 2006 1:58 PM

I saw. and now is not the time to do it. We should wait until the cd is released
beau





Jan 5 2006 3:02 PM

well make a picture of u 2 (3?) and ill put it in my background
H_UNIT





Jan 3 2006 6:19 PM

omg its perfect!!!!
H_UNIT





Jan 3 2006 4:16 PM

ya we definetly should. but what would it be called?
beau





Dec 27 2005 6:55 PM

i guess..
beau





Dec 26 2005 7:08 PM

thats pretty stupid. you 3 are dead right?
beau