Music
Barenaked Ladies, Weird Al Yankovic, QUEEN, Fiona Apple, Flight of the Conchords, Ben Folds, The Beatles, The Monkees
Movies
Ghostbusters, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Juno, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Back to the Future, Spider-Man, The Muppet Movie, Chasing Amy, Moulin Rouge, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Little Shop of Horrors
Television
The Office, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Chuck, Pushing Daisies, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, The Simpsons, House, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Talkshow with Spike Feresten, LOST
Books
Catcher in the Rye, An Abundance of Katherines, Watchmen, Where the Sidewalk Ends, High Fidelity
Comments
Oct 27 2009 7:06 PM
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Apr 24 2009 1:40 AM
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.
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The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
”
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.
”
Apr 20 2009 5:12 AM
Apr 1 2009 2:26 AM
Jake, Official Commenter and Chief Paper Monkey
Feb 1 2009 5:05 AM
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Dec 4 2008 5:50 PM
As far as I am concerned, REAL vampires DON'T glitter...
Dec 4 2008 8:21 AM
Soooo...
I am going to opening night of Jacob Marley. I have two tickets to go iffin' you want to be my date. Should be fun, after party and all that happy stuff.
Lemme know!
Dec 4 2008 5:43 AM
Oct 31 2008 4:34 PM
I'd proton pack his ass into that containment chamber so friggen fast it'd make Egon's head spin...yellow pompadore and all.
Sep 22 2008 3:56 PM