Someone thought it sounded like this::: "You think you’ve heard it all? The crappiest production, the worst musicians and songwriting that would scare away a rabid grizzly bear? Think again. Varg Vikernes and ‘The Shower Rape Choir’ couldn’t make this noise, even if they clogged up the toilet sink and were left there to die of aids. This wouldn’t even be the soundtrack of such a movie. This is the soundtrack of a coma.
Hell, his is not even music. This is cock teasing for a deaf and dumb Vietnam veteran without hands, so he can’t yank it. Really, you’d have to be at least physically or mentally seriously handicapped, just to be able to like this… this… stuff. If you are reading this, while in the back of your head, something begins to itch, and your IQ is suddenly freefalling while wondering what the hell is wrong with your speakers, jump out of a window. It’s not only a quicker and more merciful way to go, it also beats the crap out of living, while knowing this band actually got signed.
If you are fortunately enough not having put the CD in you player yet, please don’t. You probably got this from a friend whom you suspect to have sex with your girlfriend. He does. And this is his way of telling you: “You are a loser!” As a matter of fact, if you are able to listen to Planet Aids without committing suicide, self mutilation or at least throwing up a good couple of times, he is right. You are a loser, you are seriously ill and should consider the aforementioned actions. If you actually like this, you are already dead and went to hell. The music you would be hearing is not what you think it is.
There is only one kind of people who should be happy this shit actually exists: American interrogators at Abu Ghraib and Guantánamo Bay. Even James Bond would break in no time if you put this on. Ok, there might be a way to build some resistance against the catatonic effects of Planet Aids. Select the most shitty, underproduced, untalented, (raw, as they would call it themselves) black metal CD from your collection. Make sure it has an intro, and put the intro track on repeat. Before it starts getting to your nerves, make somebody tie you up in a chair and crank up the volume. By the time you are experienced in this, to a point where you can walk around all day with headphones playing the same crappy intro on full volume, you might be ready for ten minutes of Planet Aids.
Enjoy your coma.....
PLANET AIDS started recording and performing horrid music at the end of 2003. PLANET AIDS was spawned to create a fucked up mixture of noise, drone, funeral doom, perverted black metal and industrial beats!
PLANET AIDS did several gigs with bands like DARKSPACE, THE PLAGUE OF GENTLEMEN, XANAXASAX, FORGOTTEN TOMB, ESOTERIC, REVEREND BIZARRE, DIMENSIONAL PSYCHOSIS, MALASANGRE, BUNKUR, FUNERALIUM, MOSS, WORMPLEGHM, TYRANNY, ANTAEUS, HELL MILITIA, and some other sick fucks...
DISCOCRAPPY:
"Apokalyptik AIDS" cd on Goatowarex
Coming up:
- A split with BLOODLINE on t.b.a
PLANET AIDS is now slowly working on a new opus of perversion... it will be more fucked that our first hitsingle "Apokalyptik AIDS". There will be more noise, more guitars, more drone, more bass, more torture and more pain!!!
LET'S BOOGIE DOWN THE DRAIN BITCHES AND SHARE THE NEEDLE!!!!
LIVE AT ZXZW FEST 2007
Wij zijn een ondergronds cassette label met totale toewijding aan Nederlandsch zwart metaal. ZWAERTGEVEGT is een sub-label van SVARTGALGH.
Voor een compilatie zijn we op zoek naar nummers van verschillende NLBM artiesten. Een nieuw nummer is mooi, een rehearsal track mag, een eerder uitgebracht nummer ook. Oplage hangt af van het aantal bands, maar je ontvangt zeker 4 covers.
Complete (demo) releases brengen we ook gaarne uit natuurlijk! Heruitgaven nemen we in overweging.
Zie voor meer informatie onze myspace site en de verschillende blogs.
godchapel's minimal and noisy cut-up tales surely will not offer you an happy ending
GODCHAPEL - HARLEQUIN ICHTHYOSIS
genre: noise
tracklist: 01 - Claim 02 - Moana Pozzi Showed me how to Play Black Metal 03 - Thank God for Undo 04 - Tenaga Zuchi Zou and Ashinaga Zuchi Zou 05 - The Divorce Experience 06 - Harlequin Ichthyosis part 1 07 - Sarajevo 08 - Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of your Day 09 - Escamotage 10 - It Has Only Happened Two Times to Me 11 - I Hate Memory I would Never Hate You 12 - Eggs Dance with Stones 13 - You Know it Sucks Because it is a B-Side 14 - Harlequin Ichthyosis part 2 15 - Lars I will Steal your Von 16 - Our Sentence is Up
Necro-005 NEO INFERNO 262 "Hacking the Holy Code" 9 industrial black metal tracks for a new type of secured society built upon Chaos & Family in His name!
Thanks. Viva the underground! Viva the NOISE! Viva planet aids ! Congratulations on the excellent work, GREAT sounds and atmospheres produced here. I hope you enjoy my noise music too. Maintain contact. Cheers. My Friendship and Respect Always.
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