bex
bex schwartz
bex schwartz Listen, there's a helluva good universe next door.

Female
31 years old
Manhattan, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/21/2009
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    bex's Interests
GeneralMindfucking, changing the world, quantum physics, agit-prop art, using the power for good, making out, post-apocalyptic survival, kittens.
MusicREM, eels, Frank Zappa, The Long Winters, The Postal Service, Joni Mitchell, Mike Doughty, The Wrens, 60s folk music, protest rock, John Vanderslice, David Bowie, David Byrne, Ken Stringfellow, Soul Coughing, Bruce Springsteen, Woody Guthrie, Polyphonic Spree, Tegan & Sara, Minus 5, Mountain Goats, Sufjan Stevens, and all sorts of guilty pleasures like "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "We Built This City" and "Let The River Run." And all those Kelly Clarkson singles, but don't let that tarnish my AWESOMELY indie street cred.
MoviesAny scene featuring Harold Ramis, the 'Tiny Dancer' bit in Almost Famous, the RNA protein-synthesis Jabberwocky movie, Existenz, Waking Life, Toys, City of Lost Children, Annie Hall, Children of Men, North by Northwest, Dirty Dancing (no, really).
TelevisionBATTLESTAR GALACTICA (aka "Balatica"), America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Twin Peaks, anything about cosmology, NOVA episodes about quantum physics, Spaceghost Coast to coast, Fraggle Rock, Top Chef, So You Think You Can Dance (loves!!!), Lost, House, Granatomy, Primetime Medical Mysteries, Planet Earth (but only in HD) all those talking-head shows on VH1 (blatant self-promotion).
BooksFool on the Hill by Matt Ruff. Anything by Heinlein especially Stranger in a Strange Land and Time Enough for Love. Anything about quantum physics. The Road by Cormac McCarthy. World War Z. Anything by George Carlin. How To Talk Dirty and Influence People by Lenny Bruce. Cruddy by Lynda Barry. Einstein's Dreams by Alan Lightman. Anything about Woody Guthrie.
HeroesWoody Guthrie, Frank Zappa, Andy Kaufman, Lenny Bruce, Wonder Woman.
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy FestBattlestar Galactica: The 13th ColonyGalacticaCamp Ramah in the BerkshiresVH1 LoversThe Hottest Ladies Of MyspaceTheatre33 Wednesday FREE Acting WorkshopsYour face identified in clip by 6 members of this group

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     bex's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:deep in the dirty jerz
Body type:5' 6"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:television and mindfucking

   bex's Schools
Wesleyan University
Middletown,Connecticut
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theater and English
Minor: (focused on directing)
Clubs: Theater, theater, theater. Students for a Free Tibet. Grail (the magazine). Economic Action Committee. Happenstance Theatrelab. Myth Arts Collective.
 

1996 to 2000
Glen Rock High
Glen Rock, NJ
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1996

   bex's Networking
Television - Production - Director


   bex's Companies
VH1
New York, NY US
Senior Writer-Producer
VH1 On-Air Promos

Since 2002



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   bex's Blurbs
About me:
Hey there, hi there, ho there! I'm Bex, and I am oh-so-fond of you. Yes, I'm that grrrl on the VH1, with the red streaks and the star necklace (branding, baby!). You've found me. I'm also your friend in New York City. My real job is being a writer/director. Seriously. I'll write and direct anything with integrity -- I'm an art-ho, but an art-ho with taste, Here's a brand spanky new list of lots of my TV appearances. You should hire me for more. I'd also make an awesome wacky neighbor / co-worker on a sitcom. And I, much like the rest of the multiverse, have a a blog. More Bex Than That At Which Sticks Can Be Shook, aka Planet Bex). (please do clickity click and come visit) So! About me: raging Bush-hater, vitriolic atheist, and vehement vegetarian. Turn-ons: cosmology, deconstructing pop culture, singing & dancing, tequila. Turn-offs: emoticons, bad grammar, stupidity, fascist governments, war, fighting, anger, James Blunt. I seem to be a verb. I want a hug. I love this song. I also really like vegan soup. Want me to write your tele- or screenplay or direct your video or do voiceover for you? Sure thing. Lookenzee here! This is the video for "Fire Island, AK" by The Long Winters. I directed this bad boy.


Get this video and more at MySpace.com Look, this is me being a tool in a promo for my Oomph blog:
Who I'd like to meet:
Scientist-rockstars, superheroes, and baby pandas. And, please, a unicorn or two. Look out for "Rock Band Cometh: The Rock Band Band Story" coming soon to a television near you! For a sneak peak, check out the re-release of their groundbreaking music video (Rock Band Band invented the music vide): ..

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bex has 2177 friends.
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Oct 1 2009 4:06 PM

you're just something fantastic Bex.
Mr/Matt

Matt Kiedaisch



Apr 20 2009 3:42 PM

who rocks everyones ass? bex schwartz does bitches! love ya bex!!!
Michael

Michael



Apr 3 2009 3:09 PM

Hi Bex.Thanks for the add.
Doing anymore VH1's I Love the___'s? :)
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Mar 10 2009 3:49 AM

Hey! Just wanted to show some love
Doug

Doug Miller



Mar 30 2009 10:23 AM

Hello Bex my name is Doug and thank you for the add and for the love and friendship on myspace your a very beautiful woman and I'm a huge fan of yours and I've seen you on some of those VH1 specials and your very funny and could please comment me back it would mean a lot to me thanks again for the add and take care.
Faux Star

Faux Star



Jan 15 2009 4:43 PM

Hey Bex, what's up. This is Jesse Soursourian from Wesleyan.
Congrats on all the cool stuff going on for you!
Just Lonny

Lonny Gransbury



Jan 3 2009 1:39 PM

YOU. ARE. ADORABLE. PERIOD. I'D WISH YOU LUCK BUT YOU DON'T NEED IT.
YOU ARE ALREADY A SUPER STAR!
The Stuart Bedasso Show

Stuart Bedasso



Jan 2 2009 5:04 AM

Thanks for the add. Hope you get a chance to check out the podcast. You'll dig it.

Stuart
The Stuart Bedasso Show
bedasso. libsyn. com
Hollywood Prissy Panties

HollywoodPrissy Panties



Dec 25 2008 3:04 AM

Marry Christmas! 2009 is going to be an awesome year! I Love you!

-Brandy Gayle
Tara

Tara



Nov 24 2008 10:10 PM

TOASTER TIME!!!!
i had to sleep with A LOT of people for this!
Maury Ballstein

Maury Ballstein



Oct 29 2008 2:08 AM

your so funny and pretty
Main Drag

Main Drag



Sep 17 2008 9:25 PM

xoxoxo
brian

brian young



Aug 3 2008 10:31 AM

hi bex i would love to see your stand up show. have you ever thought of playing the edinburgh comady festival?.
I think you would go down well.
Plus your fans on this side of the pond would come see ya.
have a great summer.
hugs from your kilted scottish fan.
Brian young
dynomite

dynomite



Jul 23 2008 8:53 PM

You're so pretty BEX!! I love that blog video too... so you! hahahh!! You're awesome. Miss you already.
Tara

Tara



Jul 21 2008 1:44 AM

i soooooo wanna buy that
'frakin toaster!'
Hollywood Prissy Panties

HollywoodPrissy Panties



Jul 20 2008 9:58 PM

I love your new pic.....I a HUGE fan.....xoxoxoxoxoxox

Love your personality......
METAL FINGERS

METAL FINGERS



Jul 1 2008 11:38 PM

hey thnx for the add your great on VH1...
Tara

Tara



May 28 2008 4:24 AM

so what do you think so far?
good stuff, no?
next three episodes are killer.
promise!
(Justin)

Justin Peacock



Apr 11 2008 5:14 AM

You're awful...I love you.
stuart Xland.:Xlandphoto.

stuart Xland



Apr 9 2008 1:30 PM

Good to see your still taking the world by storm bex..shine bright..SX Xlandphoto.
Kitten AKA Katie Jauncey

Katie Jauncey



Apr 5 2008 3:59 PM

Hey - How are you doing? Have a nice weekend - Love from Katie -x-
fokker

fokker



Mar 28 2008 10:21 PM

thanx for the add! I love all your work (I've only seen what you've done on vh1, but good enuf, right?)
Nate Gowtham

Nate Gowtham



Mar 5 2008 9:38 PM

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Hey Bex - if you're not busy Saturday, my band is playing Arlene's - cheers,
Nate
quaint cliche username

Cory Blamire



Mar 6 2008 8:02 PM

I saw you on tv and thought "hey I think that person is my friend on myspace" and I was right.
Tara

Tara



Mar 1 2008 1:02 PM

please. charlie's handiwork.
i have been laughing for days!

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