Patrick
Patrick McCann
Getting others in touch with their inner pirate since 1998

Male
39 years old
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 5/29/2009
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    Patrick's Interests
Generalcomedy. art. smart people. the occasional shiny object.
Musicmy music tastes are wide and varied. Ray Charles once said "music is music." He's right. Good music will always be listened to. Crap will be forgotten. By the way, if you don't know who Ray Charles is, please go away now.
MoviesHorror films and comedey. and horror-comedies. Lots of weird indy stuff. Films I hate? Romatic comedies past 1960, predictable action-thrillers, anything with Rob Schnider or Sandrah Bullock in it
TelevisionLOST. Dude, seriously. that show is the black tar heroin of TV.
Booksmmmmmmmmmmmmm. books. whatever I can get my hands on. last good book I read. The Secret Life of Harry Houdini.
HeroesBen Franklin, Penn &Teller Steve McQueen, and Harpo Marx.

     Patrick's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wes' Philly
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate



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About me:
Contrary to popular opinion, I don't much like talking about myself. But I'll give it a go just so Myspace Tom doesn't get all pissy with me. I am a part-time smart ass comedian/writer /artist and full time bartender. I enjoy smart people and making them laugh, art in all it's forms, comedy, running around doing silly things, adventures, exploring new cities, exploring the natural world, great conversations, bar-hopping, staying home and having people over. I like to cook and like people who appreciate good food and cocktails. Sports, books, pirates, monkeys, bigfoot, magazines, pez, comics, grilled cheese sandwiches... Holy shit, I like alot of stuff! I think listing it here will take too long. Tell you what, if you want to know something about me, just ask me a question.
Who I'd like to meet:
Sarah Palin. And by "meet", of course, I mean "kick in the fucking face". Also, the guy who invented fake dog poop. So many questions...

   Patrick's Friend Space (Top 8)
Patrick has 125 friends.
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 FORH Philly Pirate Cruise 


 Fists of Righteous Harmony 


 the low budgets 


 STINKING LIZAVETA - new album available now! 


 Philly Zombie Crawl 


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 GOGOL BORDELLO 





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SLUMLORD Philadelphia





Dec 26 2008 7:50 PM

Don't miss this show! An old school west phily warehouse new years like we used to do back in the day, son.
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flyer by Sonic Tom Scheponik

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Dec 1 2008 6:16 PM

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chicks dig scars





Dec 1 2008 12:46 AM

not pirates but my favorite ass kickers
http://www. realultimatepower. net/
SLUMLORD Philadelphia





Oct 27 2008 5:13 PM

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Sep 23 2008 3:31 PM

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Amarynth





Sep 21 2008 4:34 PM

yo, whats up beotch
Kitty





Jul 12 2008 3:30 AM

Pattiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Miss ya' lots! How's Filthadelphia treatin ya?
BEER





Jul 9 2008 7:35 PM

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Blondie





May 26 2008 10:52 PM

Jackass!! I called you like DAYS AND DAYS ago and you never called back! I'm not waiting another ten thousand years to hang out again.
I'll just have to come kidnap you!
Davey Dips sYck-hoP





May 18 2008 8:27 PM

home page

♫ Aimée ♫





Mar 13 2008 8:36 PM


SLUMLORD Philadelphia





Mar 4 2008 2:07 PM

march 8th 2008 @ north star
Clay





Jan 30 2008 10:53 AM

BEER





Jan 14 2008 10:00 PM

Rocko Crank and Beef Swellington celebrate another year on this earth.
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Jay Matsueda





Jan 13 2008 12:57 AM

cheers to '08! sup in philly?
♫ Aimée ♫





Dec 28 2007 5:39 AM


SLUMLORD Philadelphia





Dec 10 2007 5:41 PM

A FREE show this Saturday!
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To listen to/download Kermit Hell's "Evil I" album, goto http://www.worldeaterrecords.org/KERMITHELL/KERMITHELL.HTM
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Nov 12 2007 8:54 PM

MORE BANDS TBA
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FLYER BY MO MOUSSA
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Oct 20 2007 7:35 PM

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FORH Philly Pirate Cruise





Oct 19 2007 11:27 PM

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Amarynth





Oct 1 2007 4:12 AM

Flint





Sep 23 2007 1:36 AM

You want to do what with my mom?

Sick.
SIMoN





Aug 31 2007 3:20 PM

Waddup $?
Kitty





Aug 14 2007 12:06 PM

ahem:all you can drink karaoke at $20/hr...
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Greetings from Nagasaki Muthafucka!!!
MC Digga





Aug 7 2007 12:32 AM

Please to come to the German rap show on Friday having.
Is very good!
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