You think YOU like music? Well, you probably do. But I do too. I listen to it most of my waking life, around 14 hours a day, so thats probably more than you. You got SERVED. I used to be a straight up metalhead, but my tastes have somewhat matured over the last few years and now I like all ranges of music, except for maybe country western, and that wailing shit by that blind italian beardo guy that my mum listens to. I listen to Triple J for most of the day, most days a week. The bands and artists I love more than most are Opeth (Opeth is the greatest band, ever), Iron Maiden, Bruce Dickenson, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, Slayer, Arch Enemy, From Autumn to Ashes, Pantera, pre-St Anger Metallica, pre-By The Way Red Hot Chili Peppers, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Blink 182, The Tea Party, The Killers, The Offspring, Muse, The Smashing Pumpkins, System of a Down, REM, Nirvana, Korn, NIN, RATM, Sepultura, The Beatles, Elton John (YA RLY), U2, Crystal Method, heavy drum and bass like Pendulum, Andy C, Sub Focus, Noisia, Technical Itch, Evol Intent, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, Darude, a lot of trance like Juno Reactor, Eddie Halliwell, Cosmic Gate, Armin Van Buuren, Paul Oakenfold and a lot of mixed artists and stuff, DJ Hixxy, most Hard NRG, some rap like 2001 Dre, Eminem's funny stuff and Snoop, because he is smooth. Oh and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. I love him.
Movies
Fight Club, American Beauty, Se7en, Uncle Buck, the Sandlot Kids, Snatch, Kiss of the Dragon, cool old Zombie movies like Evil Dead and Day of the Dead, anything with Chuck Norris, because he eats danger and craps victory.
Television
I have several.
Books
Anything by Terry Pratchett is GOLD Jerry, GOLD! LOTR is tits too.
Heroes
Mikael Akerfeldt, he really is the second coming of Christ. Just listen to Deliverance, and try and prove me wrong. Justin Timberlake is pretty godlike too- he delivers. Delivers like Dominos. Me and JT keep it tight.
And heres some chick I met on the weekend
University of Western Australia
Perth, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: A MAN OF SCIENCE
Minor: I DONT DO THINGS BY HALVES
Clubs: SCIENCE N SHIT
Greek:
Mu Mu Mu
About me: Muscles protrude from my sasquatch-like bulk in every direction, similar to an exploding planet, and about equivilant in hotness. Lex Steele is jealous of my wang, because its blacker than his, and has a more bulbous bell-end. I like nerdy things, like computers, the internet, and DOTA. But the nerdy things are balanced out by the social life, with the clubbing and sports and stuff. I talk a lot of bullshit, but I'm a loving person really. If you hang around me and aren't a fuckhead, chances are I've proposed to you on more than one occassion. If you are my friend, you'll know it. This sounds like I'm being tough, so lets roll with it- I am hell good at fighting, I'm popular, rich, great at all sports and all subjects, and I get heaps of girls. I also like making jokes about mormons, and the jews. I'll add more later.
Who I'd like to meet: "You know, I wish I was someone else... Then I could kiss me!" Mikael Akerfeldt, to kiss his boots. Rihanna, to confess my undying love to.
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what up home dawg? i go back to uni today, oh joy of joys. i have to try convince them to put me in a full lab class so that my life is not totally ruined by coming in on an unnecessary day. how is yo life an shiz? living the high life out of home an what not, having mad parties, eating baked beans every night... hmm yes, do tell :) adios!
As poor cunts go your not to bad. You sort of compensate for lack of funds, and poor hygiene with an unmatched down on your knee's cock gobbling virility for laffs and a never say no to goonbag attitude.
pretty sure you don't have internet or something at the moment but what was your SMS about at 2am on Tuesday I think. I wasn't awake obviously but I'm interested haha.
You sir, are virile and majestic. Come down next weekend. If we expressed the volume of parties as my dingle berries, i would be lacking. The abundance of my dingle berries isn't something to be scoffed at either :O
Give it some thought, then i'll see you on thursday :D
pft, u dont know a good myspace when u see one, is ur problem. mines the best myspace that ever...exsisted? sooo tired, think ive had one of the most hardcore weekends of my life an totally unintentionally. anywho, off to work, later dater Luv Gracious
man when i get back from thailand u and the brutes have to come down and hit up karoake with us it was a killer night ey got fuckin so drunk i love u and everything u rep
Man Friday was tits. Not just average tits mind you, genuine mother Teresa tits.
When i returned from the football i found a used condom and poo on my walls, which leads me to the question... Did you fuck a man on my bed?
Man Saturday was also tits. We destroyed max's sturdy oak table and then found this random sleeping guy and buried him alive under couches and pieces of assorted furniture. Come here on Wednesday night if your dirty Mexican schedule allows it.
G.L.A.M ( Small pause ) O.R.O-U-R-S
hahaha!
Love u luke!! like a fat kid loves cream filled waffles dip in chocolate!!!
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And heres some chick I met on the weekend
