SUPPORT THE WORLD WILDLIFE ORGANIZATION (WWW.WORLDWILDLIFE.ORG) AND the ASPCA INSTEAD, IF YOU SUPPORT ANIMAL SAFETY and SURVIVAL....THEY KNOW WHAT THEY R DOING
DEAR MR.HUGH HEFNER,
O.K.,O.K.......!: I AM SORRY IF I HURT YOUR EGO OR PRIDE 7 YEARS AGO WHEN I IMPOSED AND ASKED U IF U COULD HELP ME GET A DISCOUNT ON AN OLIVIA PRINT THAT MY BOYFRIEND-AT-THE TIME WANTED TO HAVE DONE FOR ME...
I AM SORRY IF I CAUSED U TO LOSE UR FRIEND,"DOC" BECUZ I REVEALED HIS "PROBLEM" TO THE WORLD ON THE NEWS.(i dont regret doing it because he had a problem and needed help;and, he was putting young girls in danger )...
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY YOU HAVE NOT ALLOWED ME TO GO TO THE MANSION EVER AGAIN;AND,WHY YOU ARE CHOOSING GIRLFRIENDS THAT ARE A SIMULATION OF ME. THE PART THAT HURTS MOST AND IS CRUEL,IS THAT YOU AND THEY IGNORE ME (A FELLOW PLAYBOY MODEL) IN PUBLIC;AND, WHY YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO HAVE YOUR "GIRLS" TRY LIVE OUT/DUPLICATE AND ACCOMPLISH JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WORN,ACCOMPLISHED,EXPERIENCED,OR WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIENCE AS I HAVE POSTED IN MY RESUMES/BIOS,AND "ABOUT ME" ON MYSPACE... IT MUST HAVE BEEN BE FRUSTRATING AND DISHEARTENING FOR YOU WAKEUP NEXT TO,AND SURROUNDED BY THE IMITATION AND NOT THE R-E-A-L THING DAY-TO-DAY FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS....I HAVE BEEN CONFUSED,ANGRY AND SAD FOR YEARS BY YOUR VENGEFUL ACTS;BUT,NOW I AM FLATTERED BECUZ IT IS NOW CLEAR-AS-DAY THAT YOU HAVE A FONDNESS/INFATUATION FOR ME THAT SURPASSES THE NORMAL AFFECTION YOU HAVE FOR YOUR WOMEN...
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT OR INTENTION TO OFFEND YOU OR YOUR EGO: WHEN I WAS ATTENDING THE "FUN IN THE SUN" SUNDAYS AT THE MANSION, YOU NEVER SHOWED ANY INTEREST IN ME, NEVER SPOKE TO ME, NOR ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE;SO, I ASSUMED YOU DIDNT GIVE A "FLYING F*" IF I WAS THERE OR NOT,OR WHETHER I USED THE WORDS "MY BOYFRIEND" TO YOU IN A CONVERSATION AT THE TIME....SO,IN THAT SENSE, Y-O-U WERE AT FAULT...A WOMAN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO CONSULT A PSYCHIC AND GO THROUGH ALL THAT I HAVE IN ORDER TO FIND OUT THAT A MAN IS INFATUATION WITH HER.A SIMPLE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS,A GESTURE, OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES WOULD'VE BEEN ALOT BETTER AND LESS TIME-CONSUMING!!!
SORRY,OK.STOP THE PUNISHMENT....
CIAO,
XXXOOO
ILIANA
I HAVE DELETED THESE BECUZ HEF AND HIS GIRLS WERE TAKING ALL THE THINGS I LISTED AS THINGS I LIKE HERE;AND LIVING THEM OUT ON THEIR SHOW OR SOMEHOW DUPLICATING THEM...AND I MEAN EACH & EVERY ONE OF THE THINGS, PRACTICALLY!!! ITS BEEN VERY VERY CREEPY!!!
-my daughter :she's so brave! She is my biggest contribution to peace in the Middle East! She's our little "peacemaker" and "ambassador of peace"! Look out for her-she's turning out to be even BETTER & HOTTER THAN ME!!!!
-very very very good-looking young men who dont talk much....
(oops! did I just say that OUT LOUD???!!!)
-traditional barbies (I have a small collection of exclusive edition ones)
***********NOT INTERESTED IN: PEOPLE WHO TRY to HURT ME,MY DAUGHTER,OR CAREER out of ENVY,ABUSE ME or SUBSTANCES,RACISTS, OR GUYS WHO ARE INTO WATCHING PORN (UNLESS HE & I ARE IN IT!)...(OTHERWISE ITS NO FUN FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) AND TEENAGERS SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHING THESE THINGS AT ALL....BOTTOM LINE #2!!!!!))
Music
MINE:
my first cd "Caliente" (spanish/english pop,dance,r&b)
is out!!!! (and so's the musicvideo for "Mariposa"-which means "Butterfly",in english! View it on Comcast's MVsPY digital-on-demand channel 1)
techno/pop/latin pop/reggaeton/reggae/dance/some alternative/some hip-hop/r&b/trance/& alittle bit of everything else.
Crazy in Alabama
Beverly Hills Chihuaha
Happy Feet
..All James Bond flicks
X-Men
The Notebook
The Sound of Music (OMG I was always in love with The Captain!!!!)
Legally Blonde
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Little Miss Sunshine
Hustle & Flow
Quentin Tarantino flicks
Richard Gere flicks
Marilyn Monroe flicks
movies Ive been in(!): Latin Dragon, Sunstorm, Blind Passion (I starred in that Showtime feature!)
Hannibal Lechter flicks(especially the last one where he cuts his hand off for Clarise-very romantic!)
Femme Fatale (stars Rebecca Romijn)
London (stars Jessica Biel)
Brigette Jones Diaries
Powder
Dirty Love
Flashdance
Idiocracy
Any Austin Powers flick
Jerry Macguire
King Kong (the gorilla is so cute!)
Deuce Bigelow
Zoolander
Television
"Housewives of Atlanta'
"My Antonio"
"Keeping Up w/ the Kardashians"
"Family Guy"
"American Dad"
"Kimora:Life in the Fab Lane"
"Jon & Kate Plus 8"
"Tori & Dean"
almost all realityshows
"Man vs. Wild"
"Survivorman"
Animal Planet/Discovery Channel
Man in the Wild"
"Yo Momma" on MTV TR3S
"The Family Guy"
Checkout iliana fischer featured in various episodes on the new series "Sons of Anarchy" series!! Starting this fall! Watch closely:you can view a "flash" of her here plying Bobby's girlfriend in the premiere episode at the 'dinner-scene'!!!!
Books
-Breeding Between the Lines: "Why Interracial People are Healthier and More Attractive"
by Alon Ziv
-Charlotte's Web
-A Boy Called 'It'
-Living in the LIGHT
-The 12 Conditions of a Miracle
-The Power of Now
-poems by Miguel de Unamuno or Jose Luis Borghes
-any book by Richard Bach:
"Jonathon Livingston Seagull"
"One"
"Illusions:Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah"
-The Celestine Prophecy
-The DaVinci Method
~ Garret LoPorto, author
And if you're a crazy one, remember:
"What we fear
is not suffering
or even death.
What we fear
is that we have wasted life.
In our darkest moments
we are afraid that our highest calling
will go unanswered."
~ Garret LoPorto, author of The DaVinci Method
Heroes
-Lorena Bobbit(!)
-strong women who refuse to be oppressed by men
-me
-my daughter
-anyone willing to die for a good cause
-my haircolorist (Cameron at Jose Eber,Beverly Hills)(!)
-anybody who has suffered terrible injustice and remained a good person....
-David Pelzer ("A Boy Called It")
-that chick in that book "Sybil" with 16 personalities
-U.S. armed forces fighting in the Middle East
-any & all victims & survivors of abduction/slavery/abuse
-holocaust survivors
-60's flowerchildren
-Helen Keller
-Anna Nicole Smith
-Marilyn Monroe
-Dr.Fermi (1934 Nobel Peace Prize winner) for discovering that cancer tumors, HIV, herpes& other viruses cannot proliferate in the presence of increased oxygen...a.k.a. oxygenation therapy cures the above illnesses....
(see my older blog:"CURE FOR HERPES!!......AIDS,CANCER VIA OXYGENATION IGNORED BY U.S. MEDICAL ESTABLISHMNT & GOV)
-Vietnam vets
-Princess Diana
-Princess Grace of Monaco
-Selena
-Nelson Mandela
-Martin Luther King
-Ursulla Andress http://content.flixster.com/photo/49/90/84/4990849_tml.jpg
-Salma Hayek
-Erik Aude (there I said it!)(he was my co-star in "Blind Passion"...see my top friends!)
-Chris Crocker
-Leonardo da Vinci
-Yoda
-Hilary Clinton>
*****Contact for Bookings and or any Opportunity:
World Entertainment Agency
Manager: Troy Ciccone
C: 201.247.7813
E: tcicconewe@yahoo.com
www.WorldEntertainmentAgency.com
MORE OF MY VERY OWN SUPERSEXY-FITTING BRAZILIAN BIKINI LINE CALLED: "CALIENTE!" THEY ARE SELLING FAST!!! IMAGINE HOW CUTE YOU ARE ON THE BEACH OR AT THE POOL WITH "CALIENTE!" WRITTEN ACROSS YOUR BOTTOM!!!......10% OF EACH SALE IS DONATED TO AN ORGANIZATION TO SAVE THE AMAZON RAINFOREST!!!
-GET READY FOR BEACH WEATHER AND SAVE THE PLANET AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!:
"I.C." (ILIANA COSMETICS)YUP! GOT MY OWN COSMETICS LINE NOW!!!!!:
JUST GOT MY OWN MINERAL-BASED COSMETICS LINE: "ILIANA COSMETICS" !!!!! ITS MADE OF ALL-NATURAL INGREDIENTS and N-O-T TESTED ON ANIMALS!!!!! LOOKOUT FOR IT FOR SALE SOON ON MY WEBSITE: WWW.ILIANAFISCHER.COM...
I USE THIS STUFF-ITS BETTER THAN BARE MINERALS CUZ IT HAS NATURAL M-O-I-S-T-U-R-I-Z-E-R-S (INCLUDING SOY PROTEIN-WHICH AIDS IN INCREASIN COLLAGEN FORMATION & IMPROVES SKIN-ELASTICITY/ RE-GENERATION ;AND, VITAMIN "E"-WHICH INACTIVATES FREE RADICALS IN THE SKIN;THUS,SLOWS DOWN THE AGING PROCESS,A-N-D MOISTURIZES-WHICH DECREASES APPEARANCE OF FINE LINES).BARE MINERALS DOESNT HAVE MOISTURIZERS.ONE TIME ON A PHOTOSHOOT IN 100 DEGREE DRY WEATHER,I WAS WEARING BARE MINERALS,AND IT DRIED UP SOOOO MUCH ON MY SKIN THAT IT LITERALLY TURNED TO HARDENED CLAY AND ACCENTUATED E-V-E-R-Y LINE AND WRINKLE-EVEN THE FINE ONES!!!!! IT WAS AWFUL!!! BARE MINERALS IS TOO DRYING ON THE SKIN!!!....IN "ILIANA COSMETICS" THE INGREDIENTS ARE SO PURE,HEALING,AND MOISTURIZING:IT DOESNT CAUSE BREAKOUTS,AND IT DOESNT DRY OUT!:EVEN IF I WEAR IT FOR HOURS & HOURS IN the SUN or UNDER HEAVY LIGHTS ON MOVIE SETS/TV SETS/PHOTO SHOOTS OR EVEN FALL ASLEEP IN IT!!!!!!!! MY PRODUCT LINE ALSO INCLUDES EYESHADOWS,EYELINERS,LIPGLOSS,LIPSTICKS,BLUSH,MASCARA,LIPLINERS,ETC. ALL TOP OF THE LINE SAKS 5TH AVE-QUALITY, AND THE LATEST HOTTEST SHADES!!!!!
IM ALSO PARTNERING IN A NEW COMPANY FOR THE LADIES!!!CHECK IT OUT:
WWW.COWBOYS4ANGELS.COM
********ME: biracial (puerto rican/german) AND bilingual (spanish/english-some italian,french,portugese,too!)
Playboy Cybergirl model (playboy.com Playmate) March 2004....fashion (Milan,Italy),glamour,swimsuit,pinup,print,runway model...Prof. actress (i.m.d.b. credits!)....prof. bilingual recording artist (cd : "Caliente" for sale on every online store now!!!!)...entrepeneur: my own product line ,things like pillows,clocks,calendars,photos,hats,tshirts,stickers,magnets,with MY IMAGE OR LOGO ON THEM! (for sale on my website www.ilianafischer.com)...coming soon: my own brand Brazilian bikini line called "Caliente!", by iliana))
Check me out acting on a new TV series :"SONS OF ANARCHY" starring Ron Perlman /Katie Sagall (FX Network) A-N-D "THE STARTER WIFE" starring Debra Messing(USA Network)!!!!:
Im appearing in several episodes (starting the first week of October) on "The Starter Wife" on U.S.A. Network-which stars Debra Messing!!!!! Make sure you WATCH IT-THIS SHOW'S new episodes are F-G hilarious!!!!...
HERE'S the LINK to "SONS of ANARCHY":
http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/soa/
I am featured in several episodes as "Bobby's girlfriend". Watch me in the 1st trailor (click and view on the link above), as well as future episodes of the new original fx network premiere series "Sons of Anarchy" starting Sep. 3rd!!!!
Watch closely-theres a brief "flash" of me at the dinner-table scene in this premiere promo episode.....!
Its a hella-hot brand new series starring Katie Sagall and Ron Perlman (star of "Hellboy"), about a guy who struggles to balance normal family life with his "biker" gang life....its really interesting and GREAT CINEMATOGRAPHY.....lotsa cool bikers,hot biker-chicks,motorcyles,including Harley Davidsons,and happenin' biker attire,too!!!!
CLICK HERE TO GO TO MY ONLINE STORE AT CAFEPRESS.COM WHERE YOU CAN BUY SUPERCOOL AND ECO-CONSCIOUS/ EURO-LOOKING PRODUCTS LIKE ORGANIC COTTON T-SHIRTS,HATS,THROW PILLOW,MUGS,MEN'S BOXERS,STICKERS,MAGNETS,GIFTS....WITH SOME OF MY COOLEST PHOTO IMAGES,WEBSITE URL, OR "I LOVE ILIANA"/"GOT ILIANA" LOGOS ON THEM!!!!!:
check 'em out-you'll love this stuff!!!!!!!!:
"MY FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT I'VE GOTTA WEAR SHADES...."!!!!
-Austin Powers
Me: A FIESTY, MULTI-LINGUAL (SPANISH/ITALIAN/PORTUGESE/SOME FRENCH) BIRACIAL HUMAN SUPERHERO/DAVINCI HERE TO ACHIEVE JUSTICE AGAINST EVIL....ORIGINALLY AN INTELLECTUAL NERD/FLAT-CHESTED YUPPIE/HIPPIE-TYPE FASHION-RUNWAY MODEL and U.C. BERKELEY GRADUATE FROM a SUBURB NEAR SAN FRANCISCO WHO SOMEHOW ENDED UP A VOLUPTUOUS,LARGER-THAN-LIFE,GLAMOROUS BLONDE BOMBSHELL-PLAYBOY/GLAMOUR/PIN-UP,SWIMSUIT MODEL,Prof.ACTRESS, RECORDING ARTIST,and M.I.L.F.USING HER BIRACIAL MUTANT POWERS TO SUCCEED IN HOLLYWOOD and FIGHT FOR THE VOICE OF THE UNDERDOG IN THIS CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
****HEY!!!CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!****:
CHECKOUT ALL the INFO ABOUT MY MUSIC ON:
MYSPACE.COM/WORLDWIDE (click: "ILIANA:CALIENTE" in my top friends)
MY WEBSITE: WWW.ILIANAFISCHER.COM W/ TONS OF UPLOADABLE PHOTOS (POSTER-SIZED)!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY NEW VIDEOBLOG SERIES!!! JUST CLICK ON "VIDEOS" ON MY DEFAULT PROFILE PAGE!!!!!! THEY R SUPERCOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO:
-MY CD "CALIENTE" RANKED 2 in CLUB & LATIN CATEGORIES; and, 25 IN POP CATEGORY and HAS DONE PHENOMENALLY WELL ON the TOP 100 MUSIC RANKINGS ON MYSPACE!!!!!! CLICK THIS TO SEE:
http://topartists.myspace.com/index.cfm?Mytoken=13DAF1C0-6985-494C-B3544A17CD2FE74363488342&fuseaction=music.topBands&page
=2&GenreID=28&Country=US&state=California&zip=&distance=&localType=state&xargstringp=&xargstringn=&lastpagesent=1
-ME AS the FEATURED RECORDING ARTIST THIS WEEK! MY CD "CALIENTE" and MUSICVIDEO "MARIPOSA" IS "CD PICK of the WEEK" ONLINE AT: http://www.bpmtv.com/music.php:
Iliana: "Caliente"
"The cd "Caliente" :by model turned singer Iliana, consists of Latin-Pop-Dance-Rap-Hip-Hop and R&B. Her lead off single “I Can Feel It” became a popular hit on California’s English & Spanish radio stations. Iliana mixes up genres and languages giving everyone something to enjoy about this album."
****CLICK ON MY WEBSITE TO PURCHASE MY CD "CALIENTE":
WWW.ILIANAFISCHER.COM
About Iliana Fischer:
Iliana is a multi-lingual U.C Berkeley graduate (majored in psychology and spanish literature/poetry) from San Francisco whose modeling and acting career began at the age of 15. Since then, her physical beauty and intelligence has taken her to great career heights that include supporting roles on Baywatch, V.I.P, and Moesha, and guest appearances on the Tyra Banks Talk Show, P.A.X,B.E.T., and MTV. As a model, Iliana has been featured in Playboy and Italian Maxim/Max, and has participated in runway shows in the U.S. and Milan, Italy. Her first solo album titled “Caliente” is in stores now.SEE: myspace.com/worldwide....
Learn more about Iliana by going to her website at www.ilianafischer.com
CHECKOUT VIDEO OF ME AT MY "SURFSHOOT" IN MALIBU!!! PRETTY RAD,DUDE!!!(PHOTOGRAPHY BY CELEB/PAPARAZZI PHOTOGRAPHER (ISB Pictures)):
***** my website: WWW.ILIANAFISCHER.COM...DOWNLOAD PHOTOS OF ME AND MAKE LARGE POSTERS OR SCREENSAVERS FOR YOUR PHONE OR COMPUTER!!!!!!!******
MISSION: to make a positive difference in the world using my biracial mutant powers!!!...and,to achieve the "QWAN" (see movie: "Jerry MacGuire")...me:half puerto rican and half german.....
VIEW IT HERE ON THE LEFT AND ON COMCAST MVspy digital-on-demand channel!!!!!!!!CHECKOUT MY FIRST MUSICVIDEO: "MARIPOSA"(english="Butterfly") :its a spanish/english r&b song I wrote about a woman asking her abusive and "stalker-ish" husband to finally let go of the relationship.She acquires the strength the "kick the guy to the curb" and become the diva that she was always meant to be!!! DOWNLOAD IT ON THE MUSIC PAGE UNDER: (artist)"ILIANA" (title) "CALIENTE".....distributed by World WIDE Recordings...
Actors: ILIANA and Elton
Title: Mariposa
Directed by: Matt Emery
Executive Produced: Quentin B. Mays
"The hardest love to learn is that which is dark.The kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the soul to look past that dirty love & regain the beauty that illuminated so bright before: PURE LOVE..."
-Jenny McCarthy " Dirty Love"
TRIVIA: IN ROMANIAN,MY NAME "ILIANA" MEANS:"OF GREAT BEAUTY"...IN FIJIAN,MEANS:"GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS"...IN GREEK,"ILIANA" MEANS:"LIGHT,BRIGHT,ONE WHO ENLIGHTENS OR ILLUMINATES"...IN HUNGARIAN:"THE BRIGHT ONE".....
MY MUSICVIDEO "MARIPOSA" HAS BEEN PLAYED ON COMCAST's MUSICVIDEO CHANNEL MVSPY ... THANKYOU MY FRIEND OF OVER TWO YEARS: ELTON ("Italian Sexy Boy"-in my "top 8")FOR PLAYING MY "ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND"
IN THE VIDEO!!!! YOU WERE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
more of me on my website: www.ilianafischer.com
ciao!!!! everyone!
ME:
-Model:Playboy/did some modeling in europe/glamour/swimsuit/print/runway/pinup,etc..
-Prof. actress:imdb credits/learned & practiced some Meisner techniques
-Recording Artist: cd "Caliente" latin/english pop,dance,hip-hop,r&b (click "iliana:Caliente" in my top friends for my music page)Clubplay in Florida,East coast and L.A....radioplay in eastcoast, so far....hit #8 on L.a. dj dance club charts 2 weeks after my first single was released! Y-E-E-E-E-E-SSSS!!!
-musicvideo currently playing on Comcast MVspy digital-on-demand.....
NAMASTE
Namaste is an Indian expression used as a greeting or upon parting (usually in yoga practices), by putting the palms of the hands together in prayer position. It means, “I honor the Spirit in you which is also in me.”
This, of course, is also a way of saying, “I recognize that we are all equal.”
-Namaste
above by Deepak Chopra
Namaste, appreciation, and success all go hand in hand when you understand the true meaning.
The meaning of success is the continued expansion of happiness and the progressive realization of worthy goals by honoring others.
Success is a life filled with appreciation and gratitude. You could say the real meaning of Success is the ability to fulfill your desires effortlessly and with ease.
Yet success- all by itself, success, including the creation of wealth, has been considered by some to be a process that requires hard work, and it is often considered by some to be at the expense of others.
What's needed is a more spiritual approach to success and to affluence; which is the abundant flow of all good things to you.
These laws have helped thousands of people live in harmony with nature and create with carefree-ness, joy, and love once they have realized it's true meaning. Namaste.
CIAO!!!!!
XXXXXOOOOO
iliana
(HAY, QUE CALORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!)
(ITS HOT HOT HOT IN HUUUURRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!)
Who I'd like to meet: MADONNA
Katie Perry
a real man w/ no emotional baggage
Ricky Martin (again!)
George Michael
Luis Miguel(hot)
Terrence Howard (very handsome man)
Nevine Andrews(2 thumbs up in hotness)
Quentin Tarantino
James Bond
Sharon Stone
Beyonce
Kimora Lee Simmons
my soulmate
Jesus
God
me in 2 years
Chris Crocker
Madonna
Marilyn Monroe
Yoda
Mother Teresa
Just thought I'd drop by and check out your site. Very cool! Hope you're having a great day and thanks for being our "friend" and supporting us!! It means a lot! :)
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