J. Zombie

I like to do crazy things in public. I go around and ask random girls the most insane questions. It is a non-alcoholic contest involving me and 2 other guys competing in a UNCC 14th annual human rug project. i ask women to walk on me, in public, to make me look like a dork. I will do anything crazy in public for a laugh, as long as it is legal, no one will get hurt or fired. Other than that, the game is ON! #1) So i usually ask girls to walk on me. (hence the human rug project) Im being funded by several un-named businesses, pubs, and people. Which is why i can afford to pay someone for their time. It amounts to $2.00 a minute. Unless you realy try to have fun and hurt me, i double that too $4.00 a minute resulting in an average $20.00 per 5 minutes. #2) I will lick the bottom of your shoes @ 1 minute each shoe = $5.00 #3) smell your socks @ 1 minute per foot = $5.00 #4) you can spit in my mouth = $1.00 per small spit / or $5.00 per bigger spit. #5) run me over with your car ( just my foot, or hand) = $ 5.00 #6) run me over with a bicycle @ 5 minutes = $20.00 #7) run me over with a four-wheeler @ 15 minutes = $100.00 ...or any thing you can think of. let me know.