Dislikes: Anorexics, assholes, authority, babies, bad spelling and grammar, bibliographies, bitches, bright and colourful things, botox, bulimics, cashmere, celebrities, charities, cheerleaders, Christmas, curduroy, curfews, depression, designer shit, Easter, emotional pain, endnotes, enemies, exercise, fakeness, fashion, footnotes, girly girls, haircuts, headaches, homework, homophobia, idiots, Jesus freaks, liars, lies, life, little kids, liquid deodorant, losers, love, mathematics, menstruating, morons, pink, police, politics, poseurs, preps, racism, rainbows, rejection, sadness, school, science, seafood, Shakespeare, shiny shit, short hair, sluts, sunlight, turtlenecks, you, whores, and many more things.
Likes: Acting, alcohol, anarchy, art, astrology, auditions, band merchandise, biting, blood, bondage, books, bowling, burping, chaos, cinema, clothes, collecting, Converse, darkness, death, deep conversations, dreaming, drugs, eating, farting, food, fires, friends, gothic shit, hailing taxis, Halloween, hating, headbanging, hot boys, internet, jaywalking, laughing, Living Dead Dolls, long hair, loving, lust, magick, makeup, masochism, mohawks, money, monsters, moshing, movies, music, night time, online quizzes, oujia boards, painting, partying, photography, photo shoots, piercings, pissing (in pools), plaid, pleather, poking, popping juice boxes, psychicism, psychology, punk, rain, randomness, reading, ripped jeans (but only ones with natural rips. If you cut holes in your jeans or bought jeans that are made 'ripped', I find that very poserish!), sales, Satan, sharp objects, shopping, skateboarding, sleeping, sneezing, spikes, stalking, tattoos, television, trading, trick-or-treating, TTC, vampires, vampire sex, vampyrism, velvet, voodoo, waxing, wedgies, werewolves, wigs, writing (letters to actors), and zombies.
Music
I hate classical, country, folk, hip-hop, rap and r&b. I listen to alternative, black metal, death metal, doom metal, goth, goth metal, gothic rave and rock, hardcore, heavy metal, industrial, metal, power metal, punk, punk rock, rock, screamo, shock rock, symphonic metal, techno, thrash, thrashcore, and thrash metal.
My favourite bands/singers are: 30 Seconds to Mars, The 3Tards, Abney Park, AC/DC, AFI, The Agony Scene, Alexz Johnson, Alice Cooper, The All-American Rejects, Alice in Chains, Alien Sex Fiend, Andrea Lewis, AngelDust, Anthrax, The Antics, Arch Enemy, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Ayria, Bad Religion, Bathory, Bauhaus, Beheaded Lamb, Bible of the Devil, The Birthday Massacre, Black Flag, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bloodbath, Bloodgasm, Bolt Thrower, Breaking Benjamin, The Buzzcocks, Cassie Steele, The Casualties, Cannibal Corpse, The City Drive, Cheap Sex, Chimaira, Christian Death, Christ of Parade, Circle Jerks, The Clash, Combichrist, Cradle of Filth, The Creepshow, Criss Angel, Deadstar Assembly, The Dead Can Dance, Dead Kennedy's, Death by Stereo, Death From Above 1979, Depeche Mode, Devildriver, Dimmu Borgir, The Distillers, Disturbed, Dope, Dope Stars Inc, Downtown Sasquatch, Drake Bell, Dream Death, Evanesence, The Exploited, The Eyeliners, The Framework, Fresh Meat, The Forgotten Rebels, Funeral For a Friend, Funkasaurus Rex, Godsmack, Goldfinger, Gothic Sex, Guns 'N' Roses, Gwar, Helalyn Flowers, Hellhammer, His Infernal Majesty, The Horrorpops, Iggy Pop, Insane Clown Posse, Iron Maiden, Jakalope, Jimmy Eat World, Jonathan Malen, Judas Priest, Kelly Osbourne, Killswitch Engage, Kiss, Kittie, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Lady Cadaver, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, London After Midnight, London Calling, Mad Cow Funk, Marianas Trench, Marilyn Manson(FAVOURITE!), Megadeth, Metallica, Metric, The Midway State, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Misfits, Moonspell, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Mudvayne, The Murderdolls(FAVOURITE!), Murdersquad, MXPX, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, NOFX, The Offspring, Operation Ivy, Opeth, Otep, Orgy, Ozzy Ozbourne, Pagan Altar, Pantera, Panty Christ, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Rammestein, The Ramones(FAVOURITE!), Rancid, Refused, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, RuinNation, Runemagick, Rush, Sanctuary, The Sex Pistols, Siouxie and the Banshees, Skindred, Slayer, Slipknot, Skid Row, Skinny Puppy, The Spice Girls, Sprial Beach, Spookhaus, Static-X, StillSoul, Stone Sour, Sublime, The Suicide Machines, Sweet Thing, System of a Down, The Transplants, Treble Charger, Trivium, Tsunami Bomb, Underoath, Unholy Cross, The Unseen, The Used, Vampiria, Venom, Violent Work of Art, Wednesday 13, Weezer, Weird Al, White Zombie, and Zeromancer.
Favourite songs: 100 Million People, 555 to the 666, American Idiot, AM-PM, Anarchy Camp, Any Way You Want It, Badger, Ballroom Blitz, Barbie Girl, The Beautiful People, Beer Bong Song, Bimbo 5, Bitter, Black Metal, Bottles to the Ground, Box Full of Sharp Objects, Bye, Bye, Bye, BYOB, Call Me When You're Sober, Carry On, Castlevania, Coma Black, Coma White, Coming Through in Stereo, Cretin Family, The Crusher, Dance of the Dope Hats, Dancing With the One-Legged, Demonoid Phenomenon, Diary of a Dope Friend, Die My Bride, Die Motherfucker Die, Disciple, Disposable Teens, Dogma, Do Something, Down With the Sickness, Do You Want To?, Dressed to Depress, Dr. Online, Elect Death for President, Emo Holocaust, Everlasting Cocksucker, Everytime, Eyeless, Eyes Sewn Shut, Fear, The Fight Song, Flying High, For the Nights I Can't Remember, Found A Way, Fucked, Fuck Frankie, Fuck the World, Full Nelson, The Game, Get Low, Gimme More, Gonna Find You, Habeas Curpus, Heartbreaker, Hey Ya, Hollaback Girl, Hot Dog, How to Destroy an Angel, Idiot Son of an Asshole, I Don't Want to Grow Up, I Love Rock and Roll, I Love to Say Fuck, I'm a Believer, Inside the Fire, Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time, I Take Drugs, Kiddie Grinder, Kids in America, Kiddie Grinder, Kill Miss America, Kinderfeld, Long Hard Road Out of Hell, Lose Yourself, Lunchbox, Mambo 5, Mindfreak, mOBSCENE, The Moment (FAVOURITE!), Moments, My Generation, My Happy Ending, My Immortal, My Prerogative, My Vagina, Nausea, Never Give Up On the Good Times, Outrageous, Overprotected, Papi Chulo, Paradise, Personal Jesus, Perversion 99, Piece of Me, Plea For Peace, Pompeii Nights, Promised Land, Psycho, Psychosocial, Pulse of the Maggots, Punk Rock Christmas, Reach for the Stars, Rest in Peace, Rockaway Beach, Rock is Dead, Rollin', Satisfaction, Saturday Night Divas, Scabs, Guns and Peanut Butter, S Club Party, Shake Senora, Shitty Chicken Gang Bang, Sing Me Spanish Techno, Slit My Wrists, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Spiderman, Staring at the Sun, Strength to Endure, Striptease, Stronger, Stupify, Superbeast, Sweet Dreams, Sympathy for the Parents, Tainted Love, The Damned, Take Warning, Teenagers, Theta Titanium, The Lady is a Vamp, The Worst is Yet to Come, Timmy the Turtle, Too Far, Tommorow Never Comes, Too Much, Tourniquet, Toxic, Violence Fetish, Vyperpunk, Wake Me Up When September Ends, Wannabe, War Zone, Welcome to the Strange, White Trash, White Wedding, Who Let The Dogs Out? and Womanizer.
Movies
Anything with my favourite actors in it, anything directed by Tim Burton or George A. Ramero and anything horror or comedy! ENOUGH WITH THE REMAKES AND MOVIES BASED ON BOOKS!!! The 40 Year Old Virgin, Addams Family Values, American Pie, The Amityville Horror, Annie, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Austin Powers, Baby Geniuses, Bad Santa, Back to the Future, Batman, Beetlejuice, Bend it Like Beckham, Big Daddy, Big Fat Liar, Blair Witch Project, Booky Makes Her Mark, Bride of Chucky, Cabin Fever, Casper Meets Wendy, The Cat in the Hat, Charlie Bartlett(FAVOURITE!), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Child's Play, Cirque du Freak, College Road Trip, The Corpse Bride, The Crow, Daredevil, Dawn of the Dead, The Day After Tomorrow, Disturbia, Doctor Dolittle, Double Idemnity, Dracula, Edward Scissorhands, Elf, Ever After, The Evil Dead, The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Extra Terrestrial, Fade To Black, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Frankenstein, Freaky Friday, Freddy VS. Jason, Friday The 13th, Full Court Miracle, Fun With Dick and Jane, Ginger Snaps, Gremlins, The Grudge, Hairspray, Halloween, Harry Potter, Hatley High, The Haunted Mansion, Hell Night, Hocus Pocus, House of Wax, It, Jeepers Creepers, Josie and the Pussycats, Jumanji, Juno, Knocked Up, Labrynth, Liar Liar, The Little Rascals, Mean Girls, Mildred Pierce, Ms. Doubtfire, My Favourite Martian, My Life in Pink, Mystery Men, Nanny McPhee, Nosferatu, Not Another Teen Movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Nightmare on Elm Street, Night of the Living Dead, Nonsense Revolution, Now and Then, The Number 23, The Omen, One Missed Call, Orange County, The Parent Trap, Phantasm, Pokémon, Prom Wars, Psycho, Queen of the Damned, Ring, The Rocker, Rosemary's Baby, Rugrats in Paris, Sailor Moon, Satanic Sluts, Saw, Scary Movie, Seed of Chucky, Shaun of the Dead, Shrek, Signs, Silence of the Lambs, Sorority Boys, Space Jam, Spice World, Stand By Me, Stuart Little, Superbad, Superhero Movie, Take the Lead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Thelma and Louise, Titanic, Toy Story, Uptown Girls, War of the Worlds, Wedding Crashers, What a Girl Wants, When a Stranger Calls, White Chicks, Wicker Park, and Zathura.
Television
Canadian TV! I hate American television, reality shows, and soap operas! 15/Love, 90210, The (New) Addams Family, Animaniacs, The Adventures of Dudley the Dragon, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Art Attack, Arthur, Back to Sherwood, Barney, Being Erica, Beverly Hills: 90210, Big Wolf on Campus, Book Mice, Breaker High, Brothers Garcia, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Caitlyn's Way, Cory in the House, Criss Angel Mindfreak, Daria, Dark Oracle (FAVOURITE!), Dead Last, Deal or no Deal, Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Dexter's Laboratory, Drake and Josh, Eric's World, Even Stevens, Fairly Oddparents, Falcon Beach, Family Guy, Felix the Cat, Freaky Stories, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Fries With That?, Ghostly Encounters, Girlstuff/Boystuff, Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids, Guinevere Jones, House Party, How to be Indie, iCarly, I Love Lucy, In Dreams, Inspector Gadget, Instant Star, I Love Mummy, I Was A Sixth Grade Alien, Lambchop, Lassie, Leave it to Beaver, Like With Drek, Mental Block, Mr. Dressup, The Munsters, My Family, Mystery Hunters, Noddy, Pinky and the Brain, Pokémon, Puppets Who Kill, Reba, Renegadepress.com, Rescue Mediums, Rugrats(All Growed Up), Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Sailor Moon, Scary But True, Scariest Places on Earth, The Sharon, Lois and Bram Elephant Show, Smallville, So Little Time, South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, Strange Days at Blake Holsey High, Student Bodies, System Crash, That 70's Show, That's So Raven, Truth or Scare?, Uh-Oh!, Undressed, Vampire High, and The Zack Files.
Books
I prefer softcover over hardcover. I love comics and teen and horror novels. My favourite authors are Heather Beck, Bruce Coville, Caroline B. Cooney, Roald Dahl, Stephen King, Gordon Korman, Christopher Pike, Anne Rice, J.K. Rowling, Darren Shan and R.L. Stine.
The Art of Undressing, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Broken Date, Bone Chillers series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bunnicula, California Diaries, Camp Fear, Cheet, Chicken Soup series, Cirque du Freak, Confessions of a Shopaholic, The Dead Girlfriend, The Divorce Express, Dracula, Emergency Room, Fear Street, Freeze Tag, Fun House, The Giggler Treatment, Go Ask Alice, Goosebumps Series, Gossip Girl, The Gothic Bible, Harry Potter, I Hate Company, Inkheart, Inkspell, The Kissing Booth, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell, Looking for X, The Man Who Loved Clowns, Makeover, Mindfreak: Secret Revelations, Mirror Mirror, The Mummy, The Number Devil, The Phantom, Planet Janet, Prom Date, Twins, Queen of the Damned, The Satanic Bible, Shivers, Spooksville, Stage Fright, Strange Matter, Thief, The Vampire's Promise, What Gloria Wants, and Which Witch.
About me: Unfortunately, I am extremely ugly! I am so hairy and my left breast is bigger than my right breast. I have many nicknames such as Grinch, Manda, Mandy, Mandy Boo, Mindfreak Mandy, Pleather Girl/Princess/Queen, Satan, Scrooge, Starmanda, and Vampiria. I am half Guyanese (my mom's side) and half Canadian (my dad's side). I am an only child and I like it that way. I am a virgin. I am always bored. I don't agree with people, they agree with me. I have a six-year-old pet cat named BooBoo. He's a Maine Coon. I like to think of myself as a non-conformist. I have excellent long-term memory and horrible short-term memory. I cheat on tests. I take everything for granted. My first word was "fuck". When I was in grade 2 I stuck up my middle finger and the teacher taped it down! She also made the whole class sit down on the floor in a circle and said "So, you think fuck's funny?" We started laughing because yes, we did think it was funny and this story is still talked about today. In June 2004 during grade 8, me and my friends went to McDonalds at lunch and I ordered a pickle and ham McFlurry and ate it!!! I do a lot of damn things opposite. I eat ice cream and popsicles and wear t-shirts in the winter and drink hot chocolate and wear sweaters in the summer. I wear my sunshades at night, in the rain, and when it's snowing. I type my password before my user name. I open bags of chips upside down. I never eat breakfast. I hate talking on the phone. I can't swallow pills. I am a very angry, bitchy, curious, depressed, greedy, impatient, introverted, lazy, lucky, lustful, open-minded, obsessive, paranoid, passionate, pessimistic, sad, selfish, stubborn and unlucky person. I hate when people block me on MSN! I make shrines for people that I love! I have acquaintances and enemies rather than friends. I don't really care what others think about me unless you're someone I really respect. I think guys should shave their fucking armpits and wear makeup. Real men cry and hug each other. I'm the best dressed at funerals. I commend proper spelling and grammar. I want to be a(n) actress/artist/casting director/director/DJ/drummer/filmmaker/gothic model/makeup artist/musician/paranormal investigator/photographer/screenwriter. I am a groupie. I want to be mummified when I die. I hate life and want to die. Actually, I just wish I was never born!
Relationships and me: I just thought I'd write down what I think about relationships and what I would be looking for if I were to be in one. I have been single for my whole life. The most I've ever done is hug a guy. Okay, first of all I can't stand it when couples say "I love you" to each other when they've only been going out for a fucking week! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS! Most people don't. I mean, there are cases where you just know you love the person and they're the one but you still should not say it... Just wait a while until you're sure! I find it funny that most people who are in relationships know nothing about them and shouldn't be in them while I do somehow know a thing or two about them but have no one to translate my knowledge into experiences with. I also can't stand it when people enter new relationships right after a breakup. This is further proof that they did not love their ex. They didn't even give themselves time to be single and get over them. It's annoying when people say "I don't love you anymore." You obviously never did love the person then, dumbass! The word "love" is way too overused and should only be used when it is meant. Now for dating, why the Hell does the guy always "have" to pay and play the role of the gentleman and get nothing in return? That's so sexist and girls who actually go along with this are just gold diggers looking for sugar daddies. If you're dealing with a man who wants to be, well, manly and insists on doing and paying for everything and refuses to let you do anything for him then the least you could do is offer to pay for a date, preferably an expensive one! Just do something special for him to show your appreciation. And try opening doors for him sometimes. I think people should just pay their own way or pay for every other date. But the best dates are free of cost. Dates are about spending time together and getting to know each other. Watch a movie at home alone which is more intimate instead of going to a theatre. Take a walk and have a conversation. When a man gives flowers to a woman on a special occasion or as an apology, it just pisses me off. What the fuck are flowers supposed to do? Give me something that's actually useful that I would like, or just say you're fucking sorry and mean it. Don't ever give me any fucking flowers. What am I supposed to do with them, shove them up my ass? And if you were to ignore my requests you better have the decency to bring me beautiful black roses, which are quite difficult to find. I am romantic and if you think flowers are romantic then you are just being insulting. You don't know what romance is! You just conform and probably give girls flowers and think walks on beaches and candlelight dinners are romantic because that's what you see in the media and those are perceived as romantic. Sure, those things can be romantic, but not automatically. Understand why first and then they will be. I HATE Valentine's Day! It's such a stupid holiday! But all holidays are stupid anyway. Don't give me any fucking presents or plan anything special for us on that day. I don't even want to hear the words "happy Valentine's day" come out of your mouth. If you truly like/love me you would know that you can do things for me on any other day but this one. I'm not one of those people who would have sex with my boyfriend just because he's my boyfriend. I need to be with a person for a long damn time and love them or something close to that before I fuck them. I want to be able to sleep with a guy and not actually have sex with him (this reminds me of that one episode of Daria). I want to have sex Hallows' Eve in a graveyard at midnight under a full moon, preferably on a Friday or Saturday night. I also want to have sex in a hot tub, ontop of a grand piano, against a wall, in a change room, in a ferris wheel, in a amovie theatre, in the shower, and on a bed. I need to be with someone honest who I can trust. Someone who is hard-working and too good to be true. I will not date a smoker. I would rather be called beautiful than hot, and I need someone with a mind just as kinky as mine. I don't believe in marriage. You don't need to get married to prove your love for someone. Marriage is basically just to set certain legal rules in place and weddings are ridiculously expensive religious ceremonies. It is better just to stay a common-law couple. I don't understand why when one spouse dies, the other gets re-married or enters a new relationship. It's just stupid, especially if there are children involved. If your spouse didn't die, would you be with this person? Not unless you're a whore. If you truly loved them, you would remain a widow and possibly even kill yourself to join your deceased spouse. If you cheat on me I will fucking slash your balls off and put them in a blender. I don't care if "all you did" was just kiss another person or if you were drunk. And don't think I won't find out about it, because I fucking will and you'll be screwed (not that way, dumbass)!
My pet peeves: fat people who buy salad at McDonalds, people who say "passed away" instead of "died", teenaged mothers, singers who smoke, people who don't live in the city they work in, people who apply makeup on the TTC (and people who are terrible at applying makeup for that matter), shiny foreheads, people who say they hate people who think they're better than everyone else but who think they are better than everyone else, and white people who say words like "bumbaclot", "dutty", "scunt" and "teef" and think they are so cool and brown.
Favourite streets: Annette, Bloor, Broadway, Davenport, Dundas West, Dupont, Kensington, King, Queen, Roncesvalles, and Yonge.
Favourite Broadways, Musicals and Plays: Annie, BELIEVE, Candide, Dirty Dancing, The Evil Dead Musical, Hairspray, In the Heights, Lick Her, Mamma Mia!, Nevil, Spamalot, We Will Rock You, Wicked and Young Frankenstein.
Productions I've been in:
Tribute to Disney (1998)
The Pied Piper of Hammelin ... Peasant (2001)
The Pirates on Panzans ... Pirate (2002)
Favourite stores: Black Market, The Body Shop, Borderline, Chapters, Coles, Haven, Helle's Belles, Indigo, Happy Daze, HMV, Hot Topic, Indigo, La Senza, The M&M Store, Music World (Rest in Peace), Pharma Plus, Ricky's, Sam the Record Man (Rest in Peace), Sephora, Shopper's Drugmart, Silver Snail, Sugar Mountain, Sweet Thrills, Trivium, Tutti Fruity, Victoria's Secret, Wal Mart, and West 49.
Foods I like: beef patties, blood, brownies, burritos, candy, ceasar salad, cheese, chinese food, chips, chocolate, condiments, cookies, cream cheese, croissants, curry, doughtnuts, french fries, fudge, ice cream, icing, juice, junk food, leechees, macaroni and cheese, milk, milkshakes, nanaimos, noodles, nuts, olives, pasta, peanut butter, pickles, pierogies, pizza, pop, popcorn, poutine, salami, salsa, samosas, sandwiches, slurpees, sno cones, soup, strawberries, tacos, wanton soup, water, and yogurt.
Foods I hate: fish, garlic, healthy food, onions, organic food, pumpkin, seafood, spinach, and squash.
Favourite websites: Dark Oracle message board, Dark Starlings, Darkyria, Degrassi, Facebook, Flixter, IMDB, Morbid Beauties, Myspace, Neopets, Omegle, Swagbucks, TV, Vampire Freaks, and Vampire Rave.
Places I've been to: Georgetown, Guyana. Frederickton and Jaquet River, New Brunswick. Montréal, Québec. Ottawa, Ontario. New York City, New York.
Places I want to visit: Montréal, Canada(again). Cairo, Egypt. London and Manchester, England. Paris, France. Dublin, Ireland. Tokyo, Japan. Rome and Venice, Italy. Las Vegas, Nevada. Los Angeles, California.
Favourite actors/actresses: Anne-Marie Baron, Amanda Bynes, Aimé Castle, Alexina Cowan, Ajay Fry, Aubrey Graham, Alyson Hannigan, Alex House (FAVOURITE!), Alexz Johnson, Arthur Holden, Amber Marshall, Adamo Ruggiero, Alex Saslove, Andrew Walker, Anton Yelchin, Brittany Drisdelle, Ben Lewis, Brandon Quinn, Criss Angel, Carol Burnett, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Cassie Steele, Carson Quarrington, Desiree Andrews, Drake Bell, Devon Bostic, Deanna Casaluce, Dakota Fanging, David McllWraith, Danielle Miller( FAVOURITE!), David Rendall (FAVOURITE!), Danny Smith, Devon Weigle, Ephraim Ellis, Erik Knudsen, Ellen Page, Giancarlo Caltabiano, Graham Kartna, Ishan Davé, Ilona Elkin, Justin Bradley, Jeanne Bowser, Jim Carrey, Jake Epstein, Johnny Griffin, Joris Jarsky, Jamie Johnston, Jeananne Goosen, Jennifer Kydd, Jaclyn Linetsky (R.I.P.), Joe MacLeod, Jonathan Malen (FAVOURITE!), Jack Manchester, James Marsters, Jennette McCurdy, Jennifer Miller, Josh Peck, Jodie Resther, John Ritter, Jeff Roop, Jerry Trainor, James A. Woods, John White, Kyle Alisharan, Katie Boland, Karen Cliche, Kat Dennings, Ksenia Solo, Kate Todd, Kristopher Turner (FAVOURITE!), Kyle Switzer, Laura Bertram, Lani Billard, Linda Blair, Lauren Collins, Lucinda Davis, Laurence Leboeuf, Laura Vandervoort, Michael Cera, Miranda Cosgrove, Melissa Elias, Mark Ellis, Melissa Galianos, Meredith Henderson, Morgan Kelly, Mike Lobel, Miriam McDonald, Marc Minardi, Mike Myers, Melissa McIntyre, Megan Park (FAVOURITE!), Mark Rendall, Max Topplin, Michelle Tratchenburg, Max Walker, Michael Yarmush, Nikki Blonski, Nicholas Brendon, Nathan Kress, Nwamiko Madden, Paula Brancati (FAVOURITE!), Paul Hopkins, Peter Mooney, Persia White, Ryan Cooley, Ryan Gosling, Ross Hull, Rob Schneider, Robin Williams, Rachel Wilson, Stéfanie Buxton, Steve Byers, Stacey Farber, Stefano Faustini, Seth Green, Shenae Grimes, Sabrina Jalees, Shane Kippel, Sarah-Jeanne Labrosse, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Siobhan Giles Murphy, Scott Paterson, Shirley Temple, Scott Vickaryous, Terri Conn, Tim Curry, Tom Felton, Tod Fennell, Tyler Hilton, Tamara Hope, Tyler Kyte, Tyler Labine, Tatiana Maslany, Tim Rozon, Tara Strong, Vic Cohen, Vanessa Lengies, Vadim Schenider (R.I.P.) Verne Troyer, and Wendi Kenya.
Yes, I do realize you haven't heard of most of these people. And do you know why that is? Because you watch American crap like The O-fucking-C and shit! Most of these actors are Canadian! CANADIAN TV SHOWS KICK ASS! You suck.
Quotes:
"Wilma, I'm home!" -Fred Flintstone
"One two three four!!!!" -The Ramones
"Gabba gabba hey!" -The Ramones
"You rang?" -Lurch
"You were fucking Tessa Campinelli?" - Caitlin Ryan
"D'Oh!" -Homer Simpson
"HAHA!!" -Nelson Muntz
"Excellent!" -Mr. Burns
"Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart! How may I help you?" -Apu
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." -Wayne Gretzky
"You are NOT the father!!!" -Maury Povich
"FEEEEE-NAY! FEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-NAY!! FEE-NEEEEY!!!" -Eric Matthews
"HOLYYY MACKEREL!!!" -Dil
"Hey, Scradley!" -Russel
"Take chances, make mistakes, get messy!!!" -Miss Frizzle
"I knew I should have stayed home today!" -Arnold Perlstein
"I said good day!" -Fez
"Cha!" -George Goodwin
"I can remember when I was your age..." -Mr. Noseworthy
"School days, school days, good old broken rule days, YEAH!!!" -Marty Strickland
"Okay, the thing's in the thing!" -J.T. Yorke
"So when in doubt, kiss Craig?!" -Craig Manning
"Coo-coo bananas!" -Manny Santos
"Are you ready?" -Criss Angel
"What you see is what you get." -Criss Angel
"BELIEVE!" -Criss Angel
"If you can dream it, you can achieve it." -Criss Angel
"Pain is a beautiful thing... Because when you feel pain you know you're still alive." -Criss Angel
"Are you ready? What does that even mean, are you ready for what, what the hell are you ready for? Am I ready to do this, no... I'm never gonna be ready, when are you gonna be ready to watch me kill myself, you probably are ready and I'm not ready, so you should be asking me if I'm ready!"
"Capiche!" -Sunny Capaduca
"Ow, don't hit!" -Lance Stone
"Kayus Malen Serenta!!!" -Omen
"Many seek the truth not because it is lost, but because they are." -Doyle
"UNLEASH CHAOS!!!" -Vern B.
"Materia!" -Vern B.
"Inflammo!" -Vern B.
"Kissing you was like tasting death! I was reborn!" -Vern B.
"You're a dark angel! You need someone to feed the blackness in your soul!" -Vern B.
"Don't come in or... I'll blow you away!!!" -Sage LaPierre
"Why you gotta be such a ballroom weirdo?" -Kurd
"I'll show you where!!!" -Kurd
"Deal, or no deal? -Howie Mandel
"Remember, don't drink and drive, smoke crack and drive!" -Jonathan Malen
"Is she foxy?" -Noah
"Are you with me?" Mr. Brown
"Virgil, you're going to give me an aneurysm!" -Mr. Brown
"Do you want to talk about it?" -Charlie Bartlett
"Fuck him up, Murphy!" -Jordan Sunder
"Hey Charlie, what's Latin for "I'm a total pussy?" -Jordan Sunder
"I'm not gay! So what if I'm not attracted to girls...?" -Jordan Sunder
"This is fucking bullshit!" -Murphy Bivens
"I'll see you in the sequel, bitch!" -Murphy Bivens
"This is a school, NOT a prison!" -Henry Freemont
"Take your joint and jam it up your butt!!!" -Jane V
"Everybody's getting lucky tonight!" -Tobby Issacs
"I'd say you're full of shit!" -Curtis
"Smiling's for the weak." -Amelia
"Some elevators play Celine Dion, that doesn't make it right! -Robert Fishman
"Do you think The Beatles asked their parents for permission to rock?" -Robert Fishman
"John Lennon rolled over in his grave to hide the huge boner you just gave him!" -David Marshall
"You're going to have more ladies than Jay-Z got Mercedes! You're going to need two dicks!" -David M
"God, I'd love to spend nine months inside you." -David M
"Shut up, Paul!" -Amelia
"Read my lips, asshole! You're fired!" -Robert Fishman
"That means I can put real meat in the meatloaf..." -Todd
"You weren't Mindfreaked, you were Godsmacked!" -Criss Angel
"Where's my fucking glasses?" -Tourettes Guy
"WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?" -Tourettes Guy
"Motherfucker! You hit me in the dick! You're lucky it wasn't hard. I mean this thing, not my dick!" -Tourettes Guy
"This better not be that Sting piece of shit!" -Tourettes Guy
"Don't talk shit about Total!" -Tourettes Guy
"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!" -Tourettes Guy
"It sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!" -Tourettes Guy
"Yo C.B. my nigga, what's up?!" -Matt
"I LOVE PUSSY!!!!!" -Matt
"I love lithium!!!" -Van's sister
"I'd rather gnaw off my left arm." -Beethoven
"I'm in the fucking twilight zone." -Beethoven
"Here, I made you a mix." -Beethoven
"That was a dick think ya'll did!" -Van
"I fucking hate Mexican pizza!!!" -Van
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY ASSHOLE? I DON'T SEE ANYTHING TO LAUGH AT!" -Beethoven
"Take your finger out of your throat and drag your ass to Jenny Craig!!!" -Marcy
"I'm not sorry girlfriend, go to the damn dermatologist!" -Tricia
"Puff puff pass!!!"
My life goals:
To meet my idols.
To be on TV!
To be rich!
I would like to win a Gemini Award for Best Performance in a Childrens' or Youth Program or Series.
Goals accomplished:
I am on television all the time.
I met Ernie (Mr. Dressup) at Harbourfront Centre on New Year's Eve of 1999 (before we hit 2000).
I was on the blue team for the first two episodes of Uh-Oh! of season 6 in 2002!
I met Jeremy Sumpter. He shot a movie at my school in 2005.
I met the cast of Degrassi!
I proposed to Alex House! But he said "I'm sorry, I'm unavailable for marriage."
I am in Lauren Collins' and Adamo Ruggiero's MTV video diaries.
I met Jonathan Malen on August 8th, 2006 at Free Times Cafe!
I proposed to Max Walker!(But I don't like him in that way!)And he said nothing.
I met Danielle Miller on December 28th, 2006 at the Degrassi House!!
I met the cast of Falcon Beach on March 24th, 2007 at Sam the Record Man!
I am on the Linda Schuyler eTalk special which was filmed July 24th and aired August 5th, 2008.
I met Corey and Shawn from Slipknot at MuchMusic August 7th, 2008.
I met Disturbed at MuchMusic August 8th, 2008.
I was at the taping for Video on Trial's 100th episode October 2008.
I was at the Paradise City: Degrassi Goes Hollywood premiere at the Bloor Cinema August 26th, 2009.
I have at least 100 autographs, including doubles and triples plus.
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Who I'd like to meet: My idols (see heroes)! All my favourite performers and musicians! Oh, and also my net friends Erika, Gillian, Heather(MET!), Kimi, Michelle, and Shannon!♥
We're back with our new album 'Dragonflies.' To promote the record we're offering fans a chance to "pay what you want" for an mp3 version of the album. Go to http://www.everyonestalking.net/ for more details. You can stream the new single 'Dragonflies" from our myspace now! Thank you ET
VERNE LANGDON -MONSTER OF CEREMONIES RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD CAST !!!! Allen Trautman -(TarMan) Beverly Randolph (Tina) Don Calfa - (Ernie) Brian Peck (Scuz) John Philbin (Chuck) Thom Mathews ( Freddy ) Tony Gardner -Makeup Artist ROTLD,Zombieland and many more AWARD WINNING FX ARTISTS DISPLAYING AND SELLING!! 200 venders!!! MONSTER MUSEUM !!! Presentations!!!!! For more info: www.therubberroom101.com
I continue to show my support for Canada i cant wait to come and tour there, please make sure to tell all your friends about my music and to add my music page Myspace.com/jessehartmusic the more supporters the better, thanks for being my myspace friend if you get a chance go sign my guestbook on my website JesseHartonline.com
I love new friends Thanks for your friendship Have a great weekend
I want your vote to become the next National Southpole Model Search!
Give me your support by clicking the below links by November 24, 2009.
Please vote daily and spread the word to your friends and have them post in their myspace, facebook, twitter, utube, or simply forward this comment.
Thank you very much for your support!
Hugs!
~Chloe J!
Thank you for allowing T.A.S for now being on your friends list!!! If you have any questions about our EPK/BIZ cards be sure to send us a message!!! Thanks again!!!
Holler, Thanks for the friendship. Although.. you wouldn't want to be friends with a crappy band right? You should probably take a listen to one or two of our songs to make sure we don't suck! Talk soon, -Lyle/M60
I just won the SILVER SCREEN ACTORS SHOWCASE AWARD from the NEVADA FILM FESTIVAL for my new legit FEATURE FILM! NATASHA KIZMET: THE MOVIE! Please take a look!!
xoxo Natasha
Also,my movie features a sequence with a Belly Dancing show that I did under my belly dancing alter ego of Raya--TEMPTATION OF BELLY DANCE. It has been called the most artistic and sensual live belly dance DVD ever!! Please have a look, and visit the DVDs web site!
Thanx for your support of Moeraes Fate (formerly known as Dame). Hope you can make it out to The Opera House show Nov 28 in Toronto.
Here is a video from the YouDiscover concert series with us performing Intervention outside with Niagara Falls as our backdrop. followed by the judges comments and the winner announcement. Hope you enjoy.
i hope your havn a good day. i am not going to be on this page anymore, but i would like to make sure your a friend of mine on my music page. myspace.com/jessehartmusic if your not a friend on that page please add me i will be posting all the info for my Canada Tour soon, talk to you soon, xoxo
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