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I have spent many months perfecting the art of reborning. This new hobby of mine became a scientific project. A challenge to do better and best. I developed some techniques with my many trials so I can reborn a doll to be mistaken for a real baby by most people even close up. I am happy with my new development and I am sure you will be pleasantly surprised with this new art of reborning babies.



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The Reborn Artists at the "Artistic Reborn to Treasure Guild and forum" are very proud of their artwork, and are very dedicated in creating for you the most amazing and realistic of Reborn artists babies. Using only the best quality materials and clothing to create a hand made designer baby doll for the discerning doll collectors who require something special. We are completely committed to offering the best quality service to all our customers. It is our mission to complete our work to best quality standards, and conduct ourselves in a very professional manner at all times. We are constantly improving our own skills, and creating new ways to exceed in the work we do. Artists of A.R.T offer support and help to one another in our knowledge of the Reborn art world, to be able to bring to you the most realistic of Reborn Babies from a variety of artists around the globe. A.R.T. members consists of Reborn Artists, and Craft artists... The A.R.T. Forum and Guild stands 100% behind the reputations of our "Full Guild Members"





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I have been recognised as an exceptional portrait artist (oil painting). My attention to detail is illustrated in my career in fashion design. I am an award winning fashion designer in Canada, Europe and the US. I enjoy being creative and am always looking for new challenges. As a first prize award winning artist I have been in the media spotlight and have succeeded in my creative endeavors.


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Helene

Helene Malmsio



Dec 26 2009 11:08 AM


Have a Bear-y Merry Christmas !

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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.

May the warmth of good friends,
the comfort of home,
and the love we bear one another
renew your spirits this Christmas

"Love is what's in the room with you at
Christmas if you stop opening presents
and listen."
Wishing you and your loved ones a wonderfilled Christmas!
* Helene * Malmsio *
http://www.squidoo.com/Little-Known-Facts-About-Christmas
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Oct 14 2009 8:34 AM



Get Smart!




A customer at Morris' Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick
wit and intelligence.

"Tell me, Morris, what makes you so
smart?"

"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Morris
replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear, "But
since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it.
Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively
brilliant."

"You sell them here?" the customer asks.
"Only $4
apiece," says Morris.

The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in
the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't
any smarter.
"You didn't eat enough, " says Morris.

The
customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and
this time he's really angry.
"Hey, Morris," he says, "You're selling me
fish heads for $4
apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for
$2.

...You're ripping me off!"

"You see?" says Morris. "You're smarter
already.
"



** Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much **


Helene

Helene Malmsio



Mar 31 2009 9:59 PM



** Ponder, Ponder **

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?


Q.
What's the definition of a teenager?
A. Punishment for enjoying sex.






I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.



Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.



"Moses dragged us for 40 years through the desert to bring us to
the one place in the Middle East where there was no oil.
"
- Golda Meir





This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.


i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.


The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it!

Helene Malmsio
Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly.



Helene

Helene Malmsio



Dec 25 2008 1:36 PM

Have a Bear-y Merry Christmas !

________,-~-. _,,, .--.,,_ .-~-,____
_______/ .- ,'__________... -....___
_______... .. /..__________.. .. '/____
________..-/___'a___a..___...-'_____
_________|____,'(_)...____|______
_________...___(._|_.)___/_______
__________.-..._______,'-...______
________,'__,'________...__..._____
_______/___/__________...___...___
_____,'____/____________...___...__
___,'_____|______________|_____...
__|_____,'|_______________|...____|
___...__,'_.-..._____________/-._...__,'
_________/_...__________,'_..._____
__.""-._,'______..._:__,'_____...,-"".__
_/_,-._.._______)____(________'_,-.._
(_(___..._____,'______..._____,'___)_)
_..._...____..__,'________...____/___/_


May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.

May the warmth of good friends,
the comfort of home,
and the love we bear one another
renew your spirits this Christmas

....(o)....(o)
(") ( 'o', )
(")(")__)


"Love is what's in the room with you at
Christmas if you stop opening presents
and listen."

Wishing you and your loved ones a wonderfilled Christmas!

* Helene * Malmsio *

See Little Known Facts About Christmas
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Oct 9 2008 7:18 AM



I've learned that Electricity comes from Electrons... does that mean that Morality comes from Morons?

I've learned Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.


I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that if you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" get out of his way.
These are likely the last words he will ever say, or worse still, that you will ever hear.


* Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much *
Helene Malmsio
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Helene

Helene Malmsio



Jul 20 2008 5:00 PM



Since Skitzi is now a semi-retired mouse-buster
Meet the new babies :



"Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet."
- Bill Cosby


"I have two kids, and over the years I've developed a really relaxed attitude about the whole child-rearing thing. I don't cry over spilt milk. Spilt vodka, that's another story."
- Daryl Hogue






*** Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much ***
Helene Malmsio

- parent of six furry kids now!

* sigh *




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Helene

Helene Malmsio



Jul 2 2008 1:17 PM




Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
~ Gary Smith






What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION:

They're tiny WOMEN in little fur coats.





I have just adopted another two kittens (Ferals!) so wish me luck!

Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Are you still feeling tired all the time?




*If things get any better in 2008 I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it*
Helene Malmsio
gerda

gerda



Jun 27 2008 4:24 AM

Happy belated Birthday!!!
Tom was in a bad car accident, so I forgot your Birthday. I hope it was a special one.
Hugs Gerda
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Jun 17 2008 8:30 PM

get-great-jokes-here!

Hello from the Birthday Girl!
get-great-jokes-here!
I'm not 50! I'm 47 + Tax.


Thank you for your birthday greetings, they were great to get!
Here are some sophisticated mature wisdoms for you:

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* The early bird may get the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese.
* I drive way too fast to worry about Cholesterol.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
* All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening - but do them anyway.

Live well, Laugh often, Love much!
Helene Malmsio

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these yourself."
-- George Washington Carver

Get your daily Quotes here...

get-great-jokes-here!
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Apr 18 2008 2:59 PM

get-great-jokes-here!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( .... is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-) :-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

( ! ) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Anyone ELSE got a FAT ASS you would like a solution for?
LOL!

get-slim-now

**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Mar 12 2008 1:08 PM

Thanks for dropping by!

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Motivational Quote of the Day:


"You have learnt NOTHING until you have a new PERMANENT change in results."
--Leland Val Vandewall



"Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin."
-- Grace Hansen



"We don't know who we are until we see what we can do."
-- Martha Grimes

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*** Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much ***

Helene Malmsio


Helene

Helene Malmsio



Mar 4 2008 6:59 AM





I HATE four letter words!
Iron
Dust
Wash
Cook


Too much of a good thing
..... is WONDERFUL!


Get your 'Quotes of the Day' here



*If things get any better in 2008, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it*
Helene Malmsio



Helene

Helene Malmsio



Feb 27 2008 3:05 PM

Hi Gerda, thanks for the Blog comment.

AFTER you approve this message, please go to your profile and view the COMMENTS section, then just click on the "reply to comment" at the bottom of THIS message on YOUR PAGE, so that you can leave a message on my COMMENTS section on my page... this will make it easier for me to make sure you get your weekly comments from me...



Best Men's Rules

Rule 1: It's important to find a woman who will cook, clean, wash your
clothes, and clean your fish.

Rule 2: It's important to find a woman who will earn enough to buy you beer,
ammo and bait.

Rule 3: It's important to find a woman who likes to have fun in bed even if she's
tired or have a headache.

Rule 4: It's important that those 3 women never meet ...



The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!
- Helene Malmsio

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Helene

Helene Malmsio



Jan 19 2008 8:51 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR to you and your loved ones!

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
~ Benjamin Franklin

I just finished doing fifty push-ups....
(of course, I started them in 1995)


ALZHEIMER'S TEST

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School Psychiatry at Harvard University .

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.


Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

Then pass it on - you know you want to!

*If things get any better in 2008, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it*
Helene Malmsio

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How is this possible? visit: http://local-ebiz.com




"If you don't design your own life plan,
chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan.
And guess what they may have planned for you? Not much!"
-- Jim Rohn

"If you are on the road to nowhere, find another road."
-- Ashanti proverb
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Oct 27 2007 9:48 PM

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WAAAAHHHH!!!

* sniff *

No Comments from you since forever

* sulk *
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Sep 12 2007 1:02 PM

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"I don't have an hourglass figure.
I have an hour and a half.
I have a little too much time on my ass."
- Wendy Liebman


"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
- Fran Lebowitz

"Inside every older person is a younger person
-- wondering what the hell happened?"
- Cora Harvey Armstrong

"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy."
- Helen Hayes (at 73)

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.

Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio

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gerda

gerda



Sep 10 2007 2:06 AM

This is the one I like to use. I'm glad you found it. Thank you and take care.
Helene

Helene Malmsio



May 22 2007 4:38 PM




Hello my friend, this week I share some lessons

I've learned....

♥ That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
♥ That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
♥ That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
♥ That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?
♥ That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
♥ That love, not time, heals all wounds. (and wounds all heels!)
♥ That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
♥ That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.
♥ That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio


Helene

Helene Malmsio



May 8 2007 12:56 PM

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Dog Letters To God

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
May I have my testicles back?


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**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Nov 1 2006 7:48 AM

Hi there gerda, thanks for the add.

Good to see you are having a great time with your MySpace page

Your babies and portraits are simply stunning - congratulations on your amazing work!

All the best to you and your loved ones, from me and mine.

- Helene Malmsio
neva

neva



Oct 27 2006 6:23 AM

i love the slide show was that an emily baby? wow shes adorable
neva

neva



Oct 5 2006 1:26 PM

hey sweety great site and i love those babies and your portraits wow you are very talented
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