My name is Patricia Ashley Lauren Ukena, and most likely I hate you already, and as far as the hatred goes, your parents probably hate me back. I dress punk, amd my hair never stays a certain color for too long., and I can be found blaring the most obscene music. I'm your typical teenage garbage. A suicidal misanthrope. I'm fighting the world, and it's one bloody battle out there, kids.
Despite my obvious dislike for humanity, there is always one guy at least who would like to get with me. I advise you not to waste your time. Currently I'm single, but I can assure you that I have no interest in you or your penis. However, if you're still interested in a good time, I suggest you visit this site. People there are up for anything.
Even though I may seem bitter, I'm pretty good at being friendly as long as the other person is remotely kind and has a 2.5 GPA in "street smarts." By street smarts, I mean, you know more about how the world works than whatever you read in highschool. Oh, and as long as you don't t3p3 lyk a m0r0n either. Seriously, if you type like that gtfo. Except Paige, she can type like that to her heart's content. I love you Paige. (: Ohh, and if you can't handle this picture I took, then you're most likely in the wrong place. My morbidness knows no limits.
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